Name: The Job Interview - SNL
Uploaded: 2026-04-01T11:08:48.000Z
Duration: 3 min 57 s
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情態助動詞 B1

Well, here at Mixed Martial Media, we don't exactly play by the rules,

嗯，在 Mixed Martial Media，我們不太照規矩來，

Yeah, I was very intrigued by your company.

是啊，我對你們公司很有興趣。

I've never heard of an ad agency that works on spec.

我從沒聽過有廣告公司會做spec（試做提案）。

So you make ads for companies that didn't hire you to make ads?

所以你們是幫那些沒聘請你們做廣告的公司製作廣告？

Sounds like a terrible business model, but trust me, business is booming.

聽起來是個很糟糕的商業模式，但相信我，生意好到不行。

So I take it you've seen some of our work.

所以我猜你已經看過我們的一些作品了。

Well, the ones on your wall are all classics.

That was a pass that later became a lawsuit.

那個傳球後來變成了一場官司。

And I can't help but notice it's not your only ads featuring a wrecked penis.

而且我忍不住注意到，這不是你唯一一個有毀損陰莖的廣告。

Unfortunately, we had to blur them for standards.

不幸的是，我們為了標準必須把牠們模糊處理。

喔，所以牠們有在電視上播出嗎？

喔，不是，是為了法庭的標準。

Your website also says you invent mascots for companies?

你的網站也說你為公司設計吉祥物？

你知道 Planters 有個花生先生嗎？

Well, we approach Maxwell House Coffee about creating Mrs.

嗯，我們就去跟 Maxwell House Coffee 接洽，請他們創造一位 Maxwell 小姐。

And you chose Ghislaine Maxwell, the associate of Jeffrey Epstein?

那你選了傑弗瑞·愛潑斯坦的同夥葛雷·史薇爾？

嗯，他們對我們的律師大吼大叫。

So tell me, why do you think you're MMM material?

那告訴我，你為什麼覺得自己是 MMM 的料？

And then I saw that you guys were looking for a new art director,

然後我看到你們在找一位新的藝術總監，

and I thought, well, what's the harm in applying?

我就想，嗯，申請看看有什麼不好？

UPS Go Fetch, and he's throwing the package into the ocean?

UPS Go Fetch，然後他把包裹丟進海裡？

It gives you a sense of the package's goal all around the world.

這讓你感覺到包裹的目標遍佈全世界。

And I like how the waves are going in the wrong direction.

而且我喜歡海浪往錯誤的方向流動。

And then the car's running over Usain Bolt.

然後這臺車就撞上了尤塞恩·博爾特。

你知道，這就是哈哈哈哈的意思。

I love that detail, and I'm guessing several Chevy.

我喜歡這個細節，我猜是幾臺雪佛蘭。

然後，然後這是一個給 eBay 的。

再說一次，有些藝術是暫時的。

Too bad you can't sell women on this site, or can you?

真可惜這個網站不能賣女人，還是可以？

Well, you've given us a lot to think about.

嗯，你給了我們很多可以思考的東西。

而我說的「我們」，意思是我自己。

而且我說的「很多」，其實是很少。

Say, what's that last drawing you've got in there?

說的也是，你最後畫的那張是什麼啊？

I said, "It's nothing." And I said, "Let me see it." You know what?

我說了，「沒什麼啦」。然後我說，「給我看一下」。你知道嗎？

I think I got something else I'd rather show you.

我想我還有別的東西比較想給你看。