Name: Ross and Rachel Finally Get Divorced | Friends
Uploaded: 2026-03-31T13:15:18.000Z
Duration: 3 min 28 s

喔，親愛的，謝天謝地你回來了。

過去進行式

過去簡單式

Uh, I've already signed everything, and I put little X's where you need to sign.

呃，我已經都簽好了，你該簽名的地方我都畫了小叉叉。

You know, uh, you've done a lot of stupid stuff too, okay?

你知道嗎，呃，你也做過很多蠢事，好不好？

Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one.

喔，說一件跟你這件一樣蠢的蠢事來聽聽。

Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding?

好啊，那像你飛去倫敦阻止我的婚禮算不算？

Uh, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married?

呃，你是在我已經結婚後才跟我說你愛我，這樣算嗎？

I did those things because I was in love with you.

那我們就，我們就簽離婚協議書吧。

好的，等等，Ross，在哪裡—等一下。

Um, I, uh, kind of have a little confession.

嗯，我，呃，有點有個小小的告白。

Uh, well, you know, this whole marriage thing.

嗯，你知道的，這整個婚姻的事。

Uh, well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?

嗯，你知道的，還記得我們結婚那天晚上，醉到什麼都不記得的事嗎？

And, uh, yeah, I didn't really—I didn't want to say anything,

然後，呃，對，我其實沒有——我本來不想說什麼，

but it just kind of kept coming back to me, and, um, remember we were in the casino, and

但這件事一直在我腦海裡揮之不去，然後，嗯，還記得我們在賭場，

for some reason you thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes?

不知道為什麼你覺得吃很多葡萄很有趣嗎？

And, uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married.

然後，呃，我認為如果我們結婚會更有趣。

So as a—as a compromise, we decided first to get married and then eat a lot of grapes.

所以作為一個——作為一個妥協，我們決定先結婚，然後再吃很多葡萄。

So, um, sorry I got us into this whole thing.

所以，嗯，抱歉把妳捲進了這整件事。

So then if, if—I mean, if you think about it, this is all your fault.

所以，如果，如果——我是說，如果你仔細想想，這都是妳的錯。

I got to say, uh, I know we divorced a lot of women.

我得說，呃，我知道我們讓很多女人離婚了。

I always thought if you and I got married, that would be the one that stuck.

我一直以為，如果你我結婚了，那段婚姻就會是穩定的。

And it wouldn't be a secret, and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.

而且不會是祕密，我們也不會在 Pizza Hut 吃我們的婚禮晚餐。

That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life.

這可能是我這輩子聽過最令人沮喪的事了。

All right, I should probably get these to my lawyer's office.

好了，我應該要把這些離婚協議書拿去律師事務所了。

Hey, thanks, Ross, for taking care of all this.

嘿，羅斯，謝謝你處理這一切。

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