Name: 柯南為北極熊監工的貓頭鷹命名！| Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan (Conan Names A Polar Bear Monitor's Owl | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan)
Uploaded: 2026-03-26T16:42:00.000Z
Duration: 10 min 10 s

Hey Mike, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan.

哈囉 Mike，歡迎來到 Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan。

嗯，我在加拿大的 London, Ontario。

我是說，你在一個都市地區嗎？

Can I just pretend that you're way out on the tundra somewhere?

我可以假裝你現在在苔原的某個地方嗎？

Okay, can you occasionally make up— Yeah, I've got two feet of snow up here.

好的，你可以偶爾編造—對，我這裡有兩英尺的雪。

Sound with your mouth, just so I feel like this is really authentic.

用你的嘴巴發出聲音，這樣我會覺得這真的很 authentic。

你為什麼不重複你問他的問題？

And, um, I just wanted to get you to say, uh, Canadian sorry, so I'm happy.

嗯，我只是想讓你說出「加拿大式道歉」，所以我很開心。

Hey, uh, Mike, it says that you, uh, are a conservation authority.

嘿，麥克，上面寫說你是一位保護局的。

Oh yeah, I work for a, a local conservation authority.

哦對，我是在一個地方保護局工作。

And in the past, you were a polar bear monitor.

以前你還是一位北極熊監測員。

Uh, essentially I would be, uh, I would go up to the Arctic, uh, and

get dropped off, um, by helicopter with, uh, anybody who needs a, uh, safe escort, uh, across the Arctic, um, from polar bears.

然後搭直升機下去，嗯，載需要安全護送的人，嗯，穿越北極，嗯，避開北極熊。

So I would kind of track the bears, find the bears, keep my eyes on them, and

所以我會追蹤北極熊，找到牠們，盯著牠們，

make sure—sorry, I was supposed to do this reveal earlier.

然後確保——抱歉，我應該早點揭露這件事的。

Look, for those of you listening— She blew it.

看，聽眾朋友們——她搞砸了。

Mike just panned to, um, I mean, a, a Hogwarts owl.

Mike 剛剛轉向，嗯，我的意思是，一隻霍格華茲貓頭鷹。

You—a beautiful owl is perched right next to you, and apparently it was just happily hooting.

妳——一隻漂亮的貓頭鷹就停在妳旁邊，而且牠剛剛還在開心地鳴叫。

這是一個完美的電影般的揭露。

If you get a chance to see that, uh, go on your computer and check it out.

如果你有機會看到，嗯，去你的電腦上看看。

Uh, well, Conan, I was hoping you could name her for me.

嗯，Conan，我希望你能幫牠取個名字。

She's fairly new, uh, to, uh, my team here, so I was hoping you could.

牠是我這裡的團隊裡，算是比較新的成員，所以我希望能由你來。

She's also sitting on my router right now, so she might even interrupt us further.

牠現在也坐在我的路由器上，所以牠可能會進一步打斷我們。

Um, yeah, that bird, Interrupto just wants to destroy, like, not that guy.

嗯，對，那隻鳥，Interrupto 只是想破壞，不是那個傢伙。

Uh, hey Mike, so I just have to ask you, so your job was to be a basically, uh, a guide who would protect people from polar bears in the Arctic, and

呃，嘿 Mike，我必須問你，你的工作基本上是個嚮導，要在北極保護人們免受北極熊的侵害，

I've always heard polar bears are the most dangerous bear.

我一直聽說北極熊是最危險的熊。

Um, like a, a black bear or a grizzly bear might not want anything to do with you, where, uh, a polar bear, if they smell you, see you, they're coming to get you.

嗯，像是黑熊或灰熊可能不想跟你扯上關係，但北極熊，如果牠們聞到你、看到你，牠們就會來找你。

They're hungry, it's cold, um, yeah, and they want to eat.

牠們餓了，天氣冷，嗯，對，牠們想吃東西。

They're not sitting around on their backs eating a bunch of blueberries that they found.

牠們不是坐著吃牠們找到的藍莓。

So when they see, uh, a hamsteak in boots walking by, they go for it.

所以當牠們看到，嗯，一個穿著靴子走過去的火腿牛排，牠們就會撲上去。

So what can you do to protect them in that situation?

所以在那種情況下，你能做些什麼來保護牠們？

So, um, I, I care about conservation so much, so, um, I, I, I want to protect the bears just as much as I want to protect the humans because, uh, I, I am armed.

所以，嗯，我，我非常關心保育，所以，嗯，我，我，我想要保護北極熊，就像我想要保護人類一樣，因為，呃，我，我有武器。

Uh, I do use non-lethal rounds, um, but there, there are lethal rounds if need be.

呃，我確實會使用非致命彈藥，嗯，但如果需要的話，也有致命彈藥。

So what are the non-lethal rounds made of?

嗯，像是，它就像一個橡膠彈頭，

If you hit a polar bear with it, he'll say, "I want to leave now." Kind of.

如果你用它打到北極熊，牠會說：「我現在想走了。」大概是這樣。

the polar bear just kind of like squinted its eyes and walked away.

那隻北極熊只是瞇了瞇眼就走開了。

牠看起來有點煩，然後就走開了。

And can I ask you, what is the caliber of weapon, if the rubber bullet isn't working, that you would use on a polar bear?

那我可以問你，如果橡膠子彈沒效的話，你會用什麼口徑的武器來對付北極熊？

Because I would think it just has to be a—you can't just be using a .22.

因為我會想說，你不能只用點二二的吧。

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