Name: 川普：很高興穆勒已死！派移民局到機場，伊朗戰爭無止盡？ (Trump Says He’s “Glad” Robert Mueller Died, Deploys ICE to Airports & Iran War Has No End in Sight)
Uploaded: 2026-03-24T21:36:56.000Z
Duration: 14 min 41 s

I love you too, and, uh, I—my throat's a little—I don't know, something's going on with me.

我也愛你們，然後，呃，我—我喉嚨有點—我不知道，我身體有點怪怪的。

You have any allergy problems, Guillermo?

Guillermo，你有什麼過敏問題嗎？

你從來都不會有這些問題，對吧？

Your mustache acts as a filter for all of those allergies.

你的鬍子就像過濾器一樣，擋掉了所有過敏原。

Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of time this weekend thinking about, um, what's the name of that imbecile who runs the country?

嗯，我跟你說，我這個週末花了很多時間在想，呃，那個管理國家那個白痴叫什麼名字？

And I assume you saw what he posted about Robert Mueller over the weekend, which, you know, got me thinking.

我猜你週末有看到他發布關於 Robert Mueller 的貼文，這讓我想了很多。

He lies, like, more than any human—not only have I ever met, any human I've ever even read about—more than any real or fictional person.

他說謊的程度，是我遇過、讀過，或是任何真實或虛構人物中，都比不上。

Like today, for instance, you know, he gave Iran 48 hours to open the Strait of Hormuz before he would start bombing their power plants,

像是今天，你知道的，他給伊朗 48 小時開放荷姆茲海峽，不然就要炸他們的發電廠，

and then he decided, uh, uh, "You know what?

然後他決定，呃，呃，「你知道嗎？

I'm gonna postpone that because, quote, 'I'm having very strong talks with Iran about ending the war'." And then about an hour later, the Iranian government says, "We've had no talks at all.

我要延後了，因為，引述，「我正在跟伊朗進行非常強烈的談判，希望能結束戰爭。」然後大約一小時後，伊朗政府說，「我們根本沒有談判。

But then on Friday night, a former FBI director, Robert Mueller, passes away.

結果到了星期五晚上，前 FBI 局長 Robert Mueller 過世了。

And on Saturday, Trump posts, "Robert Mueller just died.

星期六，川普發文說，「Robert Mueller 剛過世。

He can no longer hurt innocent people," meaning him, I guess.

他再也不能傷害無辜的人了，」意思是說他自己，我猜。

It's like, all of a sudden, he's had the truth bottled up for so long, it bursts out of him.

感覺就像是，他把真相憋了太久，突然就爆發出來了。

It's been—so much time has elapsed since the last time he said something true.

距離他上次說真話，已經過了好久好久。

He just comes out with a death wish, which is an important reminder 'cause no matter how busy he is, President Trump will always carve out time to be a petty little bitch.

他竟然說出希望人家死的話，這點很重要，因為不管川普總統多忙，他總會擠出時間來當個小孬孬。

And that's an—it's— Now, Robert Mueller, in addition to serving as FBI director under Obama and Bush, was a decorated veteran, a Marine who served in Vietnam.

還有，Robert Mueller 不僅在歐巴馬和布希總統任內擔任過 FBI 局長，他還是位受過勳章的越戰老兵，一位海軍陸戰隊員。

He earned a Purple Heart and, um, for rescuing a fellow Marine under fire, he was awarded a Bronze Star.

他獲得了紫心勳章，還有，在戰火中拯救同袍，他被頒發了銅星勳章。

Trump dodged Vietnam and wore bronzing cream.

川普躲了越戰，卻擦著助晒乳。

這大概是他們僅有的共通點了。

And in case you're still wondering why your relatives who watch Fox News and nothing else still support this guy, it's because Fox News never even mentioned this post.

如果你還在想，為什麼那些只看 Fox News 的親戚還支持這個人，那是因為 Fox News 根本沒報導這則貼文。

If you get your news from Fox, you would never know what happened,

如果你只看 Fox 的新聞，你根本不會知道發生了什麼事，

And it was left to Trump's lackeys, like Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, to go out and clean up his mess.

而川普的走狗，像是財政部長史考特·貝森特，就得出去收拾他的爛攤子。

Do you think it's appropriate for the President of the United States to celebrate the death of an American citizen, someone who's a Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient,

你覺得美國總統慶祝一個美國公民的死亡，這個人還是銅星勳章、紫心勳章得主，

而且還在越戰服役，這樣適當嗎？

Uh, Kristen, I was with the President in the green room at Davos,

嗯，克莉絲汀，我當時在達沃斯跟總統在休息室，

and there was a video playing of the, uh, what may have been an illegal raid on his home at Mar-a-Lago.

當時正在播放一段影片，關於對他馬阿拉歌住所的，呃，可能是非法的搜查。

They are going through his wife's wardrobe, and I watched the look in his eye,

他們正在翻他妻子的衣櫥，我看到了他眼中的表情，

and I think that neither one of us can understand what has been done to the President and to his family.

我想我們倆都無法理解，總統和他家人到底遭受了什麼。

Before you criticize a man for spitting on a hero's grave, try walking around in his shoes, which you will find in the closet at his country club next to a box of highly classified documents.

在你批評一個人對英雄墳墓吐口水之前，試著穿穿他的鞋，你會在他的鄉村俱樂部衣櫥裡找到，就在一箱高度機密文件旁邊。

By the way, it wasn't even Robert Mueller who ordered that illegal raid on Mar-a-Lago.

順帶一提，下令對馬阿拉歌進行非法搜查的，甚至不是羅伯特·穆勒。

馬阿拉歌的搜查發生在 2022 年。

It was about Russian election interference.

那是關於俄羅斯干預選舉的事。

Trump's committed so many crimes now, they can't even keep who they hate straight anymore.

川普現在犯了太多罪，他們連自己討厭誰都搞不清楚了。

And didn't Trump and his butt-kiss brigade claim repeatedly that Robert Mueller's report exonerated him?

而且川普和他那群拍馬屁的人不是一再聲稱穆勒的報告還他清白嗎？

The Mueller report, which exonerated totally.

The Mueller report came out, and it was a complete exoneration.

穆勒的報告出來了，完全還他清白。

This President was exonerated by the Mueller report.

這位總統被穆勒的報告還清白了。

Mueller report eventually basically exonerated him.

穆勒的報告最後基本上還他清白。

The Mueller report came out exonerating him, essentially.

穆勒的報告出來還他清白，基本上是這樣。

Would he exonerate some former president?

Mueller report basically exonerated the former president.

穆勒的報告基本上還了前總統清白。

基本上，說到底，差不多就是這樣。

And now that Robert Mueller is dead, he can no longer exonerate innocent people.

而現在羅伯特·穆勒已經過世，他再也不能還無辜的人清白了。

And the thing about this is, the thing that makes it so deeply childish is Trump didn't have to say anything.

這件事的關鍵，讓它顯得如此幼稚的關鍵是，川普根本不需要說任何話。

He could have just said nothing, same way he's been doing with the Trump-Epstein files all along.

他大可以像他一直以來處理川普-愛潑斯坦檔案一樣，什麼都不說。

I have to say, I'm getting worried about the President.

Something is even wronger with him than it was a year ago.

他現在比一年前更不太對勁了。

He appeared to fall asleep again on live TV today.

And did you see him going up the stairs to Air Force One?

你有看到他上空軍一號的樓梯嗎？

他也把這些怪罪給了喬·拜登。

And yet, Guillermo, do you think we'll ever win a Peabody Award?

不過，吉勒摩，你覺得我們會贏得皮博迪獎嗎？

Those of you who are visiting us, uh, tonight from elsewhere know that the airport is not a place you want to be right now.

各位今晚從外地來的朋友，你們知道現在機場不是個好待的地方。

This is the scene today at Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta, where wait times to get through security were reported to be four hours long.

這就是今天亞特蘭大哈茲菲爾德-傑克遜機場的景象，據報導，通過安檢的等待時間長達四小時。

So on Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to solve this problem he created.

所以在星期六，川普公佈了他解決這個他自己製造的問題的計畫。

He wrote, "If the le-radical left Democrats don't immediately sign an agreement to let our country, in particular our airports, be free and safe again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to the airports, where they will do security like no one has ever seen before." I'm okay with doing security the old way, the way we have seen it before, ICE-less.

他寫道：「如果激進左派的民主黨人不能立刻簽署協議，讓我們的國家，特別是我們的機場，再次自由安全，我將會把我們優秀愛國的 ICE 幹員調往機場，在那裡他們將會執行前所未見的安檢。」我 OK 用以前的方式，我們以前見過的方式來做安檢，不用 ICE。

And of course, this announcement that he'd be deploying ICE agents to airports caught officials at the Department of Homeland Security by surprise.

而且當然，他宣佈要部署 ICE 幹員到機場，這讓國土安全部的官員們措手不及。

One DHS official told CBS, "I have no idea what we're doing." And neither does he.

一位國土安全部官員告訴 CBS：「我完全不知道我們在做什麼。」他也不知道。

ICE agents reported for duty at 14 airports today.

ICE 幹員今天在 14 個機場報到上班。

And by the way, if you're wondering how all these brilliant ideas seem to magically pop into his head, he came up with this one a day after Clay Travis floated it on Fox News.

對了，如果你在想這些絕妙的主意是怎麼憑空冒出來的，他是在 Clay Travis 在 Fox News 上提出這個想法一天後想到的。

Clay Travis said the idea was pitched by a caller into his radio show, which means it's very possible the President got this idea from Linda in Arizona,

Clay Travis 說這個想法是一位聽眾在他的廣播節目中提出的，這意味著總統很有可能從亞歷桑那州的 Linda 那裡得到了這個主意，

What's the idea with, uh, with ICE at the airport?

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