Name: 現實生活中的維恩圖 | 唐·麥克米倫喜劇 (Venn Diagrams For Every Day Life | Don McMillan Comedy)
Uploaded: 2026-03-19T01:33:58.000Z
Duration: 3 min 7 s
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There's a lot of Venn diagrams in everyday life.

MasterCard 的 Logo 就是一個韋氏圖。

They just didn't label it, so I labeled it.

只是他們沒有標示出來，所以我標示了。

So over here you have this month's charges, and

over here we have past interest, and then we have this month's salary.

然後這邊是過去的利息，再來是這個月的薪水。

So I did one last year about what it takes to be an engineer.

所以我去年做了一個關於成為工程師需要什麼的。

My comedian friends are like, do a Venn diagram about comedians.

我的喜劇演員朋友們就說，做個韋氏圖關於喜劇演員。

所以，要成為喜劇演員需要什麼？

Because if you're not funny and you're a comedian, you're not going to be a good one unless you use AI.

因為如果你不好笑，又是喜劇演員，你就成不了好的喜劇演員，除非你用 AI。

Apparently, you have to be socially awkward.

This is an important part about being a comedian.

這對成為喜劇演員來說很重要。

我認識的每個喜劇演員都不善社交。

We are, because how do we relate to people?

我們就是這樣，因為我們怎麼跟人連結呢？

We tell jokes, which is not normal, and we tell jokes at wrong times.

我們講笑話，這很不尋常，而且我們總在不對的時候講笑話。

We have a serious conversation and she'll like.

我們會認真哈拉，然後她就會。

One time she says to me, you know, her dad was in a coma, right?

有一次她跟我說，你知道，她爸爸昏迷了，對吧？

I'm a colleague, and she goes, and I'm reading to her dad, and

我是同事，然後她就說，我正在唸東西給我爸聽，然後

she goes, if I'm in a coma, would you read to me?

她就說，如果我昏迷了，你會唸東西給我聽嗎？

And I said to her, I said, you know, they have books on tape.

我跟她說，我說，你知道，他們有有聲書。

But we're not afraid to speak in public, which is kind of weird.

但我們不怕在公眾面前說話，這有點奇怪。

we're not afraid to speak in public, which is why there's not a lot of comedians.

我們不怕在公眾面前說話，這就是為什麼喜劇演員不多。

So if you're funny and you're not afraid to speak in public, but

所以如果你很搞笑，而且不怕在公眾面前說話，但是

you're not socially awkward, you are a motivational speaker, you're very confident.

你並不不善社交，你就是個激勵演講者，你很有自信。

You should live your life the way I tell you.

你應該照我說的去過你的人生。

At the top, if you're funny and socially awkward, but

在頂端，如果你很搞笑但不善社交，但是

you're afraid to speak in public, you are a mime.

你害怕在公眾面前說話，你就是個默劇演員。

And if you're socially awkward and not afraid to speak in public, but

而且如果你不善社交，但又不怕在公眾面前說話，

you're not at all funny, you are Elon Musk.

但你一點都不好笑，那你就是馬斯克。

I try to capture everyday life sometimes in some of my charts, and this is one.

我試著在我的一些圖表中捕捉日常生活，這就是其中一個。

A couple weekends ago, I was home on the weekend and we had moved recently and there was a lot of stuff to do around house so I got to work some of the chores.

幾個週末前，我在家，我們最近搬家了，家裡有很多事要做，所以我開始做一些家務。

The set of things my wife wanted me to do.

She had all these things I knew she wanted me to do and here's what I got done.

她列了所有我知道她要我做的事，而這是我完成的。

我想說，哇，這個週末過得真不錯。

It's this thing she actually wanted me to do.

You just don't want me talking about a to do list, do you, sir?

你只是不想我談論待辦事項清單，對吧，先生？

I think his wife just told him to shut up.