Name: 川普開鍘克莉絲汀·諾姆！失蹤的愛潑斯坦檔案曝光、共和黨人在伊朗戰爭中兩面討好！ (Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Missing Epstein Files Published & Republicans Play Both Sides of Iran War)
Uploaded: 2026-03-07T21:51:29.000Z
Duration: 14 min 1 s

We are coming to you from Los Angeles, California.

我們正在從加州的洛杉磯為你報導。

You know, sometimes watching what's going on in Washington feels like we're all watching a TV show, like it's a scripted situation.

你知道嗎，有時候看著華盛頓發生的事，感覺就像在看一場電視秀，好像是安排好的。

And today we had a red wedding on that TV show.

而今天，我們在這場電視秀裡上演了一場 red wedding。

A shocking elimination on the celebrity of president as Trump finally fired a member of his cabinet is the first wife of his second term.

總統屬意人選的驚人淘汰，川普終於開除了他內閣的一名成員，這是他第二任期的第一位妻子。

And that Elimine is the now former Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem.

而這位被淘汰的，就是現已離任的國土安全部長 Kristi Noem。

After two disastrous hearings in the House and Senate, Krissy Noem will be, as Trump said, moving to the to be special envoy for the Shield of the Americas, our new security initiative in the Western hemisphere.

在眾議院和參議院經歷了兩場災難性的聽證會後，Krissy Noem 將會如川普所說，轉任美洲盾計畫的特使，這是我們在西半球的新安全計畫。

And I think I speak for all of us when I say we wish Christy luck in her brand new, completely made up job.

我想我代表大家說，我們祝 Christy 在她這個全新、完全是捏造的職位上好運。

Trump was said to be particularly unhappy with Noem's testimony, claiming that he signed off on a 220 million dollar ad campaign that featured her in commercials wearing different outfits, rounding up immigrants and riding a horse.

據說川普對 Noem 的證詞特別不滿，聲稱他準許了一項耗資 2.2 億美元的廣告活動，其中有她穿著不同服裝、圍捕移民和騎馬的廣告。

Trump claims he didn't know anything about it, even though we all knew everything about it.

川普聲稱他對此一無所知，儘管我們都知道這一切。

This morning, minutes before she got the ax, the DHS pushed back against criticism of those commercials, saying the domestic ad campaign has been the most successful ad campaign in US History.

今天早上，就在她被開除前幾分鐘，國土安全部反駁了對這些廣告的批評，表示這項國內廣告活動是美國史上最成功的廣告活動。

甚至比 where's the Beef? 還要成功。

That's very, you know, the funniest thing would be, funniest thing would be if they deport her to El Salvador.

這太好笑了，最搞笑的是如果她被驅逐出境到薩爾瓦多。

She's expected to leave by the end of the month.

And Trump already has a guy ready to replace her.

川普已經有人選準備接替她的位子了。

The president's pick is Mark Wayne Mullen, the senator from Oklahoma.

總統屬意人選是來自奧克拉荷馬州的參議員 Mark Wayne Mullen。

Mark Wayne Mullen is a former MMA fighter and a plumber.

Mark Wayne Mullen 是一位前 MMA 格鬥選手，也是一位水管工。

在此之前，他經營水管工程業務。

According to White House staffers, Trump loves watching him on tv.

根據白宮幕僚的說法，川普喜歡看他在電視上的表現。

I love watching him on TV too, in the same way I loved watching Honey Boo Boo on tv.

我也喜歡看他在電視上的表現，就像我喜歡看 Honey Boo Boo 在電視上一樣。

We have seen a good bit of Senator Mullen over the past couple years.

過去幾年我們看了參議員 Mullen 不少節目。

And let's just say that Mark Wayne is no Mark Twain.

只能說 Mark Wayne 不是 Mark Twain。

When you're talking about drinking at 10 in the morning, that's a drinking problem.

如果你早上十點就在喝酒，那就是有酒癮問題。

Now, it doesn't mean that there should be a stigma.

現在，這不代表應該有什麼汙名。

Well, there's a lot of politicians that have a Drinking problem, Jake.

嗯，傑克，很多政客都有酒癮問題。

He just got in saying that the president was racist because he doesn't like brown people.

他剛進來說總統是種族主義者，因為他不喜歡有膚色的人。

Yet I sat in front of you as a Cherokee Indian, and

而且我坐在你面前，身為切羅基印第安人，

I'm very close friends with the president.

And, Jennifer, thank you for loving him through that mistake.

而且，珍妮佛，謝謝妳在他犯錯時依然愛著他。

Because the only reason why I'm here and not in prison is because my wife loved me, too.

我之所以在這裡而不是在監獄，唯一的原因就是我老婆也愛我。

It's the first time we've had a real backbone to the western hemisphere since 1989, when we got rid of Noriego.

自從1989年我們趕走諾瑞嘉以來，這是我們第一次真正挺直腰桿面對西半球。

When we ousted Noriega, that's what it is.

當我們趕走諾瑞嘉，這就是了。

If you want to talk about being unqualified.

Pete Hegseth 這位先生，或者不是。

Of times, if you talk to the people of Kyiv or not Kyiv, but

像基輔的人，或者不是基輔，而是

Unfortunately, you have President Hegseth, or I say President Higseth, Secretary Hegseth, that has got a great relationship with President Trump, and

不幸的是，你有赫格塞斯總統，或者我說希格塞斯總統，赫格塞斯部長，他和川普總統關係很好，而且

It's up to the Iraqi people, or, I'm sorry, the Iranian people.

這取決於伊拉克人民，或者，對不起，伊朗人民。

I mean, people have car accidents and obliterate their bones and their legs, and

我的意思是，人們會發生車禍，骨頭和腿都粉碎了，

You know, they can still put metal back in them and walk again.

你知道，他們仍然可以裝上金屬，然後再次行走。

I was saying that they've declared war on us, but war is ugly.

我說他們對我們宣戰了，但戰爭很醜陋。

And you want to sit there and say that he's not qualified.

我覺得我們剛剛就得到一個了。

Here's who I think should be head of the DHS.

這是我想由誰來擔任國土安全部部長。

I got this video sent to me about 11 times today.

我今天收到這個影片大概有 11 次。

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