Name: 川普在海湖莊園發動「史詩級怒火行動」制裁伊朗！ (Trump Launches Operation Epic Fury Against Iran from Mar-a-Lago)
Uploaded: 2026-03-06T21:43:14.000Z
Duration: 15 min 35 s

And now, if you don't mind, let's get to the news.

那接下來，如果不介意的話，我們就來看看新聞。

The US Launched joint military strikes with Israel against Iran over the weekend in Operation Epic Fury.

美國這個週末在「Operation Epic Fury」行動中，與以色列一同對伊朗發動聯合軍事打擊。

Is it a missile strike or a new Mountain Dew?

這是飛彈攻擊，還是新的 Mountain Dew 飲料？

Folks, this was even more successful than Operation Baja Blast.

各位，這次的行動比 Operation Baja Blast 還要成功。

The White House released a photo over the weekend of President Trump overseeing military strikes on Iran from a secure room at Mar a Lago.

白宮這個週末公佈了一張照片，是川普總統在海湖莊園的祕密房間裡，指揮對伊朗的軍事打擊。

I had a more secure room when I was trying on jeans at Old Navy.

我以前在 Old Navy 試穿牛仔褲時，房間還比較安全。

The White House released a photo of President Trump overseeing military strikes on Iran from Mar a Lago.

白宮公佈了一張照片，是川普總統在海湖莊園指揮對伊朗的軍事打擊。

Yeah, I probably could have guessed you were in Florida.

嗯，我大概猜得到你人在佛羅裡達。

You look like you were drunk in a Jacuzzi and they pulled you out to take this picture.

你看起來就像是在 Jacuzzi 裡喝醉了，然後被人撈出來拍照。

Trump was overseeing military strikes on Iran from Mar a Lago.

川普總統在海湖莊園指揮對伊朗的軍事打擊。

You started a war in the Middle east and you didn't even go into the office?

你發動了中東戰爭，結果連辦公室都沒進？

How am I gonna get my writers to come into work when the President of the United States treats war like a teams meeting?

當美國總統把戰爭當成 Teams 會議在開，那我怎麼叫我的編劇們進辦公室？

President Trump spoke on the phone last night with the New York Times for roughly six minutes, but

川普總統昨晚和紐約時報通話了約六分鐘，但是

no matter what he said, they refused to tell him the wordle.

不管他說什麼，他們就是不肯告訴他 wordle。

President Trump reportedly told FBI Director Cash Patel that he was disappointed with Patel's behavior at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics.

據報導，川普總統告訴 FBI 局長 Cash Patel，他對 Patel 在米蘭科爾蒂納冬季奧運的行為感到失望。

Though if I know Trump, he was mostly upset that Cash was in the men's locker room.

不過，如果我瞭解川普，他最生氣的是 Cash 跑進了男更衣室。

Skydance said today that it plans to merge its Paramount streaming service with HBO Max.

Skydance 今天表示，他們計畫將旗下的 Paramount 串流服務與 HBO Max 合併。

Just when your parents finally figured out how to watch Yellowstone.

就在你爸媽終於搞懂怎麼看《黃石鎮》的時候。

Burger King has announced it will install a new AI chatbot into employee headsets to monitor customer interactions and make sure they use specific phrases like please.

漢堡王宣佈將在員工耳機裡安裝新的 AI 哈拉機器人，用來監控顧客互動，並確保他們使用「請」等特定詞語。

Thank you and welcome back, Mr. President.

A metal detectorist in Wales recently found two lead ingots that are believed to date back to the Roman era.

一位在威爾斯的金屬探測器使用者最近發現了兩塊鉛錠，據信可追溯到羅馬時代。

While the detectorist doesn't date at all.

而這位探測器使用者根本沒約會。

In post, can we put in the sound of, like, somebody hitting?

在後製時，我們可以放一些像是有人敲打的聲音進去嗎？

And finally, in honor of the expansion of its D subway line, the Los Angeles metro last week offered new T shirts that read ride the D.

最後，為了慶祝 D 捷運線的擴張，洛杉磯捷運上週推出了印有「ride the D」字樣的新 T 恤。

They're hoping it sells better than the MTA shirt that reads I got F'd.

他們希望這件 T 恤會比 MTA 那件印有「I got F'd」的賣得好。

You know him from 30 Rock, the last OG and his work on Saturday Night Live.

你們從《30 Rock》、《The Last OG》以及他在《Saturday Night Live》的演出認識他。

He's currently starring in the Fall and and Rise of Reggie Dinkins, which airs Monday nights here on NBC and streams the next day on Peacock.

他目前主演的《The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins》於每週一晚間在此 NBC 頻道播出，並於隔日在 Peacock 串流。

The great Tracy Morgan is back on the show.

偉大的 Tracy Morgan 回到節目上了。

Everybody, no other guests in the world like him.

各位，世界上沒有其他嘉賓能跟他相比。

And she is a multi talented best selling author whose first essay collection no one Asked for this was a New York Times bestseller.

她是一位多才多藝的暢銷書作家，她的第一本散文集《沒人要這個》曾登上《紐約時報》暢銷書榜。

Her latest, delusions of Grandeur, of Romance, of Progress is available now.

她的最新作品《幻想、浪漫、進步》現已上市。

Before we get to all that, the Trump administration launched a war with Iran without any clear strategy for how it would end or how long it would last or who would take over.

在我們聊到這些之前，川普政府對伊朗發動戰爭，但卻沒有明確的策略來結束這場戰爭，也不知道會持續多久，或是誰會接手。

For more on this, it's time for a closer look.

更多相關資訊，是時候來深入探討了。

After launching yet another illegal war in the Middle east that could destabilize the region and put American troops in harm's way, Trump has been spending his time doing what all presidents do during wars, taking calls from reporters.

在發動又一場可能破壞地區穩定、讓美軍身陷險境的中東非法戰爭後，川普總統像所有總統在戰爭期間一樣，花時間接聽記者的電話。

I just got off the phone with the president.

He is very pleased with how things are going.

他對目前的情況感到非常高興。

So I just got off the phone with President Trump.

所以，我剛跟川普總統通完電話。

You talked to President Trump over the weekend by phone.

週末妳跟川普總統透過電話聊過。

Robert Costa spoke with President Trump by phone this evening.

Robert Costa 今晚跟川普總統透過電話聊過。

Rachel spoke with President Trump late today.

Rachel 今天稍晚跟川普總統聊過。

Rachel, he told you that he was with the generals when you were on the phone with him.

Rachel，妳打電話給他時，他告訴妳他跟將軍們在一起。

So they were there just sitting around mid war.

所以他們當時只是坐在那裡，戰爭還在進行中。

We're looking at some highly classified material.

我們正在看一些高度機密的資料。

I'm putting you on speaker so you can say hello.

我現在開擴音，這樣你就可以跟他們打招呼了。

I mean, this is like when I call my mom and she picks up even though she's in the middle of her book club and she's like, I'm here with the ladies.

我的意思是，這就像我打電話給我媽，她即使在讀書會中間也會接電話，然後她會說，我跟姊妹們在一起。

對啊，我現在有個深夜談話節目。

Also, why is he suddenly chatting with reporters on the phone?

還有，他怎麼突然在跟記者講電話？

Aren't these the same people he always says are destroying America and are the enemy of the people?

這些不就是他平常說的，正在摧毀美國、人民公敵的那群人嗎？

This is like if you had a brutal six hour breakup Talk with your girlfriend on Friday night.

這就像是，你週五晚上跟女友來了一場長達六小時的痛苦分手談話。

And then called her on Monday saying, hey, I just saw there's a new poke place.

然後週一又打給她說，嘿，我看到一家新開的 Poke 店。

But now that the Ayatollah is dead, the question is, what happens next?

但現在，隨著阿亞圖拉（最高領袖）過世，問題來了，接下來會發生什麼？

President Trump told the New York Times he has, quote, three very good choices for who could lead Iran.

川普總統告訴《紐約時報》，他對於誰能領導伊朗有「三個非常好的選擇」。

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川普在海湖莊園發動「史詩級怒火行動」制裁伊朗！ (Trump Launches Operation Epic Fury Against Iran from Mar-a-Lago)

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