Name: 川普再轟吉米 Kimmel！他開戰最高法院、Kash Patel 奧運派對嗨翻！ (Trump Attacks Jimmy Kimmel Again, Goes to War with Supreme Court & Kash Patel Parties at Olympics)
Uploaded: 2026-02-24T21:38:36.000Z
Duration: 16 min 15 s
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

Thank you for joining us at our home in Hollywood where we are back to work after a week off.

謝謝大家來到我們好萊塢的家，休息一週後我們又回來工作了。

I gotta tell you something, I can't even enjoy being off anymore.

我得跟你們說，我連放假都無法享受了。

No, what it is, is, you know, I'm watching.

不是啦，問題是，你知道，我在看。

I feel like when we're off, it's like I'm on vacation somewhere watching my house on a ring cam and an alligator walks in and there's nothing you can do but watch it and then just try to assess the damage when you get back.

我覺得我們不在的時候，就像我人正在度假，然後在家裡用Ring門鈴攝影機看著房子，突然有隻鱷魚走進來，而你什麼都做不了，只能看著，等回來再評估損失。

He's all of a sudden planning to release the UFO files.

And it really makes you stop and wonder what the hell could BE in those 3 million TRUMP EPSTEIN files or so he is working so hard to distract us from.

這真的會讓你停下來想，那三百萬份川普和艾普斯坦的檔案裡到底有什麼鬼，他這麼努力想轉移我們的注意力。

The only thing he hasn't done is set his nipples on fire.

他唯一沒做的就是點燃自己的乳頭。

說到乳頭，小羅伯特·甘迺迪。

I don't know what his goal is, but you probably saw this video he released.

我不知道他的目的是什麼，但你們可能都看到了他發布的這支影片。

Sexy shirtless video with Kid Rock pumping bike handles in the sauna, taking a cold plunge in his jeans.

一段性感的上半身赤裸影片，Kid Rock 在桑拿房裡猛拉自行車把手，還穿著牛仔褲跳進冷水池。

Hey, Kid Rock, you want to drink my milk?

嘿，Kid Rock，你想喝我的牛奶嗎？

One thing I know about Kid Rock, he loves milk.

我對 Kid Rock 有一件事很瞭解，他超愛牛奶。

說真的，這就是他唯一會喝的東西。

And just like that, the Maha movement finally has their Siegfried and Roy.

就這樣，Maha 運動終於有了他們的 Siegfried 和 Roy。

You know, so happened over the break, this one hit me personally.

說到這個，剛好在休息期間，這件事對我個人影響很大。

Fundraising email from one of his many money grabs was sent to a number of followers.

他眾多斂財計畫中的一封募款信寄給了許多追隨者。

The subject line was, djt, get Trump out of your mouth.

主旨寫著：「djt，別再提川普了」。

Which is again, somehow not a line from the Trump Epstein files.

這又一次，聽起來不像來自川普和愛潑斯坦的檔案。

For the record, I was in my house doing nothing, okay?

說真的，我當時在傢什麼都沒做，好嗎？

He's on his failing late night show, which, by the way, has terrible numbers, just total disaster numbers, trying to mock you and our movement.

他在他那個收視率很差、簡直是災難的脫口秀上，試圖嘲笑你和我們的運動。

The poor guy just loves to have my name in his mouth because he knows that without Trump he'd have no career at all.

可憐的傢伙就是喜歡掛著我的名字，因為他知道沒有川普，他根本沒事業。

He thinks he can sit in his Hollywood studio and laugh at the greatest political movement in the history of our country.

他以為他可以坐在好萊塢的攝影棚裡，嘲笑我們國家歷史上最偉大的政治運動。

Sometimes I stand, sometimes I sit and laugh.

有時候我站著，有時候我坐著笑。

But he thinks his tired jokes can stop us.

但他以為他那些老掉牙的笑話能阻止我們。

While he's busy reading a teleprompter for a tiny audience of coastal elites, I'm getting ready to address a massive crowd of MAGA patriots at the State of the Union.

當他忙著為一小撮沿海菁英朗讀提詞機時，我正準備在國情諮文中向大批 MAGA 愛國者發表演講。

Oh, by the way, we will have a special show tomorrow night to laugh at all the stupid things he says at that MAGA State of the.

對了，我們明天晚上會有個特別節目，來嘲笑他在那個 MAGA 國情諮文裡說的所有蠢話。

I need millions of MAGA patriots to step up today and show Jimmy Kimmel that his words have nothing on MAGA and that this movement will forever have more support than he could ever dream of.

我需要數百萬 MAGA 愛國者今天站出來，讓吉米 Kimmel 知道他的話對 MAGA 毫無影響，而且這個運動的支持度永遠會比他夢想的還要多。

Join my MAGA rally blitz now and I'll add you to my exclusive 2026 MAGA membership.

立即加入我的 MAGA 造勢閃電戰，我會把你加入我獨家的 2026 MAGA 會員。

We could be part of his MAGA rally blitz.

我們可以成為他 MAGA 造勢閃電戰的一份子。

It's like something you order at Dairy Queen, right?

感覺就像是在 Dairy Queen 點的東西一樣，對吧？

Please give until his feelings don't hurt anymore, folks.

各位，請多給一點，直到他的玻璃心不再受傷為止。

Maybe he needs it to pay all the big beautiful tariffs he has to give back now, as just about everyone but him expected, the Supreme Court ruled that the tariffs he is so inexplicably proud of are unconstitutional.

也許他需要這些錢來支付他現在必須退還的所有關稅，正如除了他自己之外幾乎所有人都預料到的那樣，最高法院裁定他異常自豪的關稅違憲。

The very conservative Supreme Court ruled against him 6 to 3.

這位非常保守的最高法院以六比三的票數裁定他敗訴。

This was Donald Trump's most humiliating legal defeat yet.

這至今是唐納·川普最屈辱的法律敗訴。

Even more than the one with the porn star who where he farted through the whole trial, this is the one.

比起那位色情明星的官司，他在整個審判過程中一直放屁，這次的事件更甚。

He lashed out at his own hand picked justices.

He said they were an embarrassment to their families.

尤其身為 Eric 和 Don Jr. 的父親。

That is a man who knows an embarrassment to his family.

這才是一個知道什麼是讓家人蒙羞的男人。

And now the whole thing is a mess because these companies want refunds for the tariffs they paid, but

而現在整個事情一團糟，因為這些公司想要退還他們支付的關稅，但是

no one knows how to go about getting one.

And of course, Donald Trump doesn't give refunds.

當然，唐納·川普是不退款的。

When Rumpelstiltskin says his own name, he shrivels up, he disappears.

當 Rumpelstiltskin 說出自己的名字時，他會枯萎、消失。

So what do you do in a situation like that where you get smacked down very publicly by your own conservative court?

所以，當你被自己的保守派法院如此公開地打擊時，你會怎麼做？

You do this based on the tremendous interest shown.

這是基於大家展現出來的極大興趣。

I will be directing the Secretary of War and other relevant departments and agencies to begin the process of identifying and releasing government Files related to alien and extraterrestrial life.

我會訓示戰爭部長以及其他相關部門和機構，開始識別和釋出與外星生命和地外生命相關的政府檔案。

The latest polls show that Donald Trump is going into the State of the Union tomorrow with his lowest approval numbers yet.

最新的民調顯示，唐納·川普明天參加國情諮文時，支持率是歷來最低的。

Polls are tough, you know when you get a fake poll?

民調很難搞，你知道什麼時候會拿到假民調嗎？