Name: 自閉症求職博覽會｜Matt Rife 現場互動 (AUTISTIC JOB FAIR | Matt Rife crowdwork)
Uploaded: 2026-02-12T06:13:43.000Z
Duration: 4 min 54 s

情態助動詞 A2

Ma', am, can I ask what you're doing with your arms there?

媽，那個，我可以問一下妳手在幹嘛嗎？

喔，就跟抽動一樣啦，基本上。

You got a jacket or anything you want to put on?

Stop treating people like they're not normal, okay?

不要把別人當成不是正常人對待，好不好？

If anybody else who wasn't autistic was sitting there doing this shit, you'd be like, hey, knock it off.

如果換成其他不是自閉症的人坐在那邊做這種鳥事，你就會說，嘿，別鬧了。

That's an incredibly autistic thing to do.

You're the prettiest homeless person I've ever met.

你是我見過最漂亮的無家可歸的人。

You ever thought about standing out in front of a car lot during a sale?

你有沒有想過在促銷時站在車行前面？

Is there a specific restaurant you would like to.

We talking, like fine dining or just like a burger joint?

我們說的是那種高級餐廳，還是像漢堡店那樣的？

Also, think about a good sense of humor about yourself.

還有，要對自己有點幽默感喔。

By the way, most people can't laugh at themselves.

對了，大部分的人都沒辦法自嘲。

That's why everybody's a sensitive little these days.

這就是為什麼大家現在都這麼敏感。

You had to quit your last job two weeks ago.

你上份工作兩個禮拜前就得辭了。

Because they were treating me differently.

You had to quit your last job two weeks ago because they were treating you different because you had autism.

你上份工作兩個禮拜前就得辭了，因為他們對你態度不一樣，因為你有自閉症。

I know where's it at so we can burn it down collectively.

我知道在哪裡，這樣我們就可以一起燒了它。

我的 Cobb 沙拉裡發現一整隻老鼠。

他們對你比較不一樣是怎麼回事？

If anybody needs the training, that's great.

如果有人需要訓練，那太好了。

They just sent you out there all fucking willy nilly.

And then they stuff me on polishing dishes.

靠，我沒有任何可以打工的工作。

I'm gonna eat dinner later if you want to bring that to me.

我晚點要吃晚餐，如果你想帶過來的話。

I don't know how else to help, unfortunately.

很可惜，我不知道還能怎麼幫忙。

I didn't want to judge a haircut, but I fucking figured.

我本來不想評論髮型，但我他媽的猜到了。

Oh, this interaction has gone so far, I'm starting to think you're not autistic at all.

喔，這次的互動已經發展到這個地步，我開始覺得你根本不是自閉症。

Are we talking, like, whips and whips and handcuffs and shit?

我們是在說，像是鞭子、手銬和髒話那種嗎？

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this will be my first year participating in the Special Olympics, but

好啦，各位觀眾，這將是我第一次參加 Special Olympics，但是