Name: 柯南被小丑羞辱！| 柯南需要粉絲 (Conan Gets Clown-Shamed | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan)
Uploaded: 2026-01-31T17:08:05.000Z
Duration: 8 min 52 s

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Tell us a little bit about yourself, Matthew.

Matthew，可以簡單介紹一下你自己嗎？

What do I need to know about one Matthew D. Goldie?

我們需要知道關於 Matthew D. Goldie 的哪些事呢？

The circus is in Brisbane at the moment, but we travel all over the country.

馬戲團目前在布里斯本，但我們會到全國各地巡迴。

It looks like you're in a little compartment right now.

看起來你現在在一個小隔間裡。

也許還在一個大的蒸氣火車行李箱裡。

Are you in one of those circus wagons right now?

你現在是在其中一輛馬戲團馬車裡嗎？

So I used to have a big 30 foot caravan behind me and this was my truck.

所以我以前後面有個30英尺大的露營拖車，這就是我的卡車。

That was basically our laundry and a little spare bedroom.

那基本上是我們的洗衣房和一個小備用臥室。

They ran away from the circus six months ago.

他們在六個月前離家加入馬戲團了。

所以我現在就住在我的小卡車裡。

I mean, there's nothing acrimonious here because it sounded dramatic.

我的意思是，這裡沒有什麼尖酸刻薄的，因為聽起來很戲劇化。

And I'm like, well, your family's gone, dude.

然後我說，嘿，你的家人都走了耶。

My daughter wanted to run away from the circus and go to school.

我女兒想離家加入馬戲團去唸書。

She's decided, oh, my God, I want to be a neurologist.

她決定了，天啊，我想當神經科醫生。

你會戴著紅鼻子，而且還得喜歡。

There's a million kids around the world like, what are you talking about?

世界上有數百萬小孩會說，你在說什麼？

First of all, how does one become a circus clown in the first place?

首先，一個人要怎麼當上馬戲團小丑？

My sister was a dancer and she got a job with the circus when I was a kid.

我姊姊是個舞者，我小時候她就進馬戲團工作了。

And then one day I came home from school and there was a job opening for my parents.

然後有一天我放學回家，發現家裡有個職缺。

And I came home from school and my mum said, we're selling the house and we're running away to join the circus.

我放學回家，我媽媽說，我們要出售房子，然後離家加入馬戲團。

That's what I wished happened when I was a kid and it didn't.

這是我小時候希望發生的事，但沒有發生。

I've been watching what jobs did your Parents do in the circus.

我一直在看你的父母在馬戲團做什麼工作。

There's always jobs around the circus that aren't performing.

馬戲團總是有一些不表演的工作。

And my dad would take tickets at the door and seat people and they would cook for the tent hands and jobs around the place.

我爸爸會在門口驗票、引導觀眾，他們還會為工作人員煮飯，以及處理場地裡的大小事。

And my sister became a trapeze artist and I became a clown.

我姊姊成了空中飛人，而我成了小丑。

First of all, did you know that clown was right for you?

首先，你知道當小丑適合你嗎？

Did you think about, oh, I could be a strong man.

你有沒有想過，哦，我可以是個大力士。

Well, for starters, I've got no ability to control my body from about the neck down.

嗯，一開始，我脖子以下的身體根本不受我控制。

I tried to do trapeze and everything, but I. I had no luck doing any of that.

我試著做空中飛人什麼的，但我。我什麼都沒成功。

So I just found myself watching the clowns.

所以我就發現自己一直在看小丑。

我甚至不知道我在做這件事，但

that's what I was watching and taking in and watching and taking in.

這就是我一直在看、一直在吸收、一直在看、一直在吸收的。

Got time to perform, that's what I started doing.

到了表演時間，這就是我開始做的。

Tell us a little bit about your clown character.

你必須找到你自己的小丑是誰。

The clown's name is Goldie the Clown, which is a ridiculous name for a clown.

小丑的名字是 Goldie the Clown，這對小丑來說真是個荒謬的名字。

But because my last name is Matthew de Goldie, my mum, I said, I want to be Buttons or patches or Mr.

但我因為我姓 Matthew de Goldie，我媽媽，我說，我想當 Buttons 或 Patches 或 Mr.

But it's worked, you know, it's a good name for a goldfish.

但這很管用，你知道，這是金魚的好名字。

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