Name: 喬丹展示他最愛的鼻毛修剪器給柯南看 | 柯南奧布萊恩廣播 (Jordan Schlansky Shows Conan His Favorite Nose Hair Trimmer | Conan O'Brien Radio)
Uploaded: 2026-01-29T04:55:04.000Z
Duration: 13 min 12 s
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You've brought something into the studio that has some resonance for you, and

你帶來了工作室一樣對你來說很有意義的東西，

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I was asked to bring in a product that I identify with, that I believe in.

我被要求帶進一個我認同、我深信的產品。

Now, I'll start by saying that I try to buy very few products in my life.

好，我先說，我這輩子盡量少買東西。

我相信我們可以過極簡的生活。

But the products that I do buy, I want them to be of a very high quality.

但我買的產品，我希望它們品質非常高。

I want them to have something special about them.

And then I have to buy fewer products going forward because they last longer now.

然後我以後就不用買那麼多東西了，因為它們現在可以用更久。

If you wanted to buy a nose hair trimmer in the United States, you may have bought the Panasonic ER409.

如果你在美國想買鼻毛修剪器，你可能會買 Panasonic ER409。

This is my own unit from about 25 years ago.

You've just handed me what looks like a very small vibrator, and it's a Panasonic.

你剛給我的東西看起來很像一個很小的震動棒，而且是 Panasonic 的。

這大概是 90 年代、2000 年代的東西。

Sure, I don't have the exact lineage of it, but

沒錯，我沒有它確切的演進過程，但

that's about the time I started trimming my nose hair.

大概就是我開始修剪鼻毛的那個時候。

I can't tell you if it started growing in then or if I just became aware of it then.

我不知道它是從那時候開始長出來的，還是我那時候才注意到。

If you look on the bottom, you'll see that it's made in Japan, of course, Panasonic's headquarters.

如果你看底部，你會看到它是日本製造的，當然，Panasonic 的總部。

I never thought much about nose trimmers, but I didn't have to.

我從來沒有仔細想過鼻毛修剪器，但我不用。

And you can trim ear hair as well, if you choose.

如果你願意，你也可以修剪耳毛。

Nevertheless, if it was around you for 20 years, it probably killed itself to cut a tiny little gun and shot its brains out.

不過，如果它在你身邊待了20年，大概是自己想辦法弄了個小槍，然後開槍自殺了。

Have you noticed that a lot of your products commit suicide at a certain point?

你有沒有發現，很多產品到了一個時候就會自己找死？

I'm picturing all of your products have tiny little guns.

我腦中浮現所有產品都有小小的槍。

And every now and then in your house, you're trying to sleep and you hear a tiny little shot.

然後你家裡，有時候你睡覺的時候，會聽到一聲小小的槍響。

你進去看，喔，我的吹風機壞了。

If I had to listen to him pronounce Socratic bullshit one more time.

如果我再聽他講一次蘇格拉底的屁話。

My stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my whole body falling apart.

我肚子好痛，胸口也好痛，全身都快散掉了。

If they were sentient, I think they would value the way I treated them.

如果它們有意識，我想牠們會很感激我對待牠們的方式。

Nevertheless, I went to replace this product when it was damaged.

不過，產品壞了的時候，我還是去換了。

I. I live in the United States and I was served this Panasonic ER411.

我。我住在美國，他們給我用了這款 Panasonic ER411。

The cutting mechanism I actually replaced this had been discontinued.

我實際換掉的那個切割裝置已經停產了。

不過我還是買到了那個切割零件。

好的，你買了個15塊美金的鼻毛修剪器，然後。

And then you went to the trouble to replace the blade?

It was made in a country that is arguably known for some lower quality production methods.

它是從一個品質生產方式比較有爭議的國家製造的。

It draws unnecessary attention to itself.

This was what you would get as an American after the glory days of nose hair trimmers.

這就是美國人在鼻毛修剪器輝煌時期之後會得到的東西。

You don't see a difference between those two projects?

你沒看到這兩個產品有什麼差別嗎？

嗯，一個看起來是銀色，一個是灰色。

We define ourselves by the objects we interact with.

我們透過與之互動的物品來定義自己。

Every day I surround myself with beauty, with high levels of aesthetic pleasure.

我每天都讓自己沉浸在美麗、高度的審美愉悅之中。

And it's not only putting on beautiful clothes, it's also using a beautiful nose hair trimmer.

而且不只是穿著漂亮的衣服，也是用一個漂亮的鼻毛修剪器。

It's also understanding that everything we interact with defines our life.

也是理解我們互動的一切都會定義我們的生活。

所以我想要一個製作精良的產品。

I was not happy with this product, but I thought it was my only option.

我對這個產品不滿意，但我認為這是唯一的選擇。

So I trimmed my nose hair, unhappily, with that product.

所以我不太高興地用那個產品修剪了我的鼻毛。

So then I visited the country of Japan and I found out that Panasonic sells a different nose hair trimmer model for the Japanese clientele.

然後我去了日本，發現 Panasonic 為日本的客戶販售不同型號的鼻毛修剪器。

So they sell us the inferior1, the ER GN10.

所以他們賣給我們比較差的，ER GN10。