Name: 拳擊機器人、音樂喇叭糖與智慧理髮器！Grace 驚呼「科技太讚了！」| The Daily Show (Boxing Robots, Music-Blasting Lollipops & Smart Clippers Make Grace Go "Tech Yeah!" | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2026-01-26T02:40:10.000Z
Duration: 5 min 32 s

I'm Grace Coolant Schmidt, AKA Go Go Gadget Grace.

我是 Grace Coolant Schmidt，大家也可以叫我 Go Go Gadget Grace。

Or as my brothers like to call me, C3PMybed.

或是我的哥哥們喜歡叫我的 C3PMybed。

Where I tell CPU all about the biggest stories in tech.

在這裡，我會跟 CPU 分享所有科技圈最夯的新聞。

I just got back from the Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas.

我剛從拉斯維加斯的消費性電子展回來。

在 Vegas 發生的事，就留在 Vegas。

Especially when you lose your fingertip in a robot's Aegina.

特別是當你的指尖卡在機器人的Aegina裡。

This year, CES was all about products designed to make our lives easier.

今年CES的重點是那些能讓我們的生活更輕鬆的產品。

For example, we're all so tired of listening to music with our ears.

舉例來說，我們都聽膩了用耳朵聽音樂。

It's candy that plays a song when you put it in your mouth.

這是一種糖果，放進嘴裡就會播放歌曲。

I can hear someone singing and like music.

我聽得到有人在唱歌，還有音樂。

It just sounds like I'm listening to an MP3.

It uses bone conduction technology, so only you can hear it.

它採用了骨傳導技術，所以只有你聽得到。

Now with this lollipop, more voices in my head.

現在有了這個棒棒糖，腦袋裡有更多聲音了。

這讓它成為科技界的「十三太保」。

I'm so tired of headphones that don't feature bone conduction.

我好厭倦那些沒有骨傳導功能的耳機。

And just so you know, the music lollipop doesn't work in your butt.

還有，讓你知道一下，這個音樂棒棒糖不能放在屁股裡聽。

CES didn't just introduce us to cavity causing music.

CES 不只介紹了會造成蛀牙的音樂。

It also showed us the tech and future of haircuts.

它也向我們展示了理髮的科技和未來。

Glide is the world's first smart hair clipper that doesn't need snap on plastic guards.

Glide 是全球第一款不需要卡榫式塑膠護套的智慧理髮器。

Instead, it uses an auto fit blade system that automatically adjusts the cutting length as you move it around your head.

取而代之的是，它使用自動貼合刀片系統，在你移動時會自動調整切割長度。

The goal is to make anyone an instant barber.

目標是讓任何人都能瞬間變身理髮師。

But the company did admit that cutting the sides is easier than the back.

但該公司確實承認，修剪側面比背面容易。

I've always wanted the same haircut as an abused Barbie doll.

我一直想要一個像被虐待的芭比娃娃一樣的髮型。

And the best part is, no more going to the barber and accidentally drinking that blue water because I thought it was Gatorade.

最棒的是，再也不用去理髮店，還因為以為是運動飲料而誤喝了那藍色的水。

But the tech at school, CES isn't just for making our lives easier.

但學校裡的科技，CES 不僅是為了讓我們的生活更輕鬆。

This year, it also showed us the AI of the tiger.

今年，它也向我們展示了老虎的 AI。

We saw robots fighting humans at CES 2026.

我們在 CES 2026 看到機器人跟人類打架。

Unitree is letting people kick the absolute crap out of their robots.

Unitree 讓大家可以狠狠地踢他們的機器人。

I was just thinking, I'd love to beat up a small child, but

我剛在想，我好想打小孩，但是

And if you love this video, good news, because this robot has already Agreed to fight Jake Paul.

如果你喜歡這支影片，有個好消息，因為這機器人已經同意跟 Jake Paul 打架了。

A brainless hunk of spare parts versus a cute little robot.

一個沒有腦袋的廢鐵，對上一個可愛的小機器人。

Not all the robots at CES wanted to knock us out with their fists.

不是 CES 上所有的機器人都想用拳頭把我們打倒。

Some just wanted to knock us out with their brains.

有些只想用牠們的腦袋把我們擊垮。

She is the very first robot being unveiled today with.

她是今天第一個亮相的機器人，而且。

I can't tell you how many times I've been dying to know what I am wearing.

我等不及想知道我穿了什麼，已經等了不知道多少次了。

Is there a robot that doesn't look like Pippi Longstocking survived a fire?

有沒有一臺機器人不是看起來像長襪子皮皮在火災後倖存下來的？

I also want you to meet Aria and David over here.

我也想讓你們認識一下這裡的 Aria 和 David。

Did it hurt when you fell off the assembly line at a Shane Dong warehouse?

你從 Shane Dong 倉庫的生產線上掉下來的時候，有沒有覺得很痛？

A robot that is so depressed it can't even talk.

一個憂鬱到說不出話來的機器人。

Judging by that sculpted face, I can already tell he's gonna be an absolute diva in the Fire island house.

看他那雕塑般的臉，我已經可以預見他會在 Fire island 的屋子裡成為一個十足的 Diva。

All in all, I'm certifying Arya and David as TILFS technology I'd like to focus my attention on.

總之，我認證 Arya 和 David 是我想要專注的 TILFS 技術。

And, well, that's all the time we have for tech.

嗯，這就是我們今天科技單元的時間了。

Yeah, tune in next time where I'll show you how to avoid dropping your phone in the toilet by shitting in your yard.

沒錯，下次鎖定，我會教你怎麼在院子裡大便，這樣就不會把手機掉進馬桶裡了。

拳擊機器人、音樂喇叭糖與智慧理髮器！Grace 驚呼「科技太讚了！」| The Daily Show (Boxing Robots, Music-Blasting Lollipops & Smart Clippers Make Grace Go "Tech Yeah!" | The Daily Show)

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