Name: 有人終於發明瞭方形輪子的腳踏車！🤯 (Someone Finally Invented A Square-Wheeled Bike)
Uploaded: 2026-01-18T17:27:38.000Z
Duration: 8 min 19 s

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What should we here at the Late Late Show?

我們 Late Late Show 應該要做什麼呢？

Why don't you take a closer look at that, bro?

That is, that is the best you can put it down now?

這就是你現在能說的最棒的了？

After a record breaking 35 year run, Phantom of the Opera was performed for the final time on Broadway last night.

在創下紀錄的 35 年演出後，《歌劇魅影》昨晚在百老匯進行了最後一次演出。

So now if you want to go to New York City and see a creepy figure with boundary issues, you're going to have to ride the subway if you aren't familiar with it.

所以現在如果你想去紐約市看一個有界線問題的怪異人物，如果你不熟悉的話，你得搭地鐵。

The Phantom of the Opera is the hugely famous Broadway musical that was written and composed by Tony award winning Congressman George Santos.

《歌劇魅影》是由榮獲東尼獎的現任國會議員喬治·桑托斯編寫和作曲的著名百老匯音樂劇。

They already adapted a new show for a younger audience.

他們已經為年輕觀眾改編了一個新節目。

Did anyone try to watch Netflix's live stream of Love is Blind, the reunion Union special last night?

昨晚有人試著看 Netflix 的《Love is Blind》直播重聚特別節目嗎？

If you tried to watch it, it was a disaster.

如果你試著看，那簡直是一場災難。

Technical difficulties delayed viewers from watching the live show for more than an hour and it was still unavailable to stream this morning.

由於技術故障，觀眾延遲了一個多小時才看到直播節目，而且今天早上仍然無法串流。

In reality show terms, Netflix was a real messy bitch last night.

以真人實境節目的角度來看，Netflix 昨晚真是亂七八糟。

If only there was the technology or a show.

如果當時有技術或有節目就好了。

If only there was a way for something to be broadcast to millions of people as it's happening live.

如果當時有辦法將節目即時廣播給數百萬人就好了。

如果當時有那樣的技術就好了。

We'll just have to wait for someone to invent something like that.

我們只好等有人發明出那樣的東西了。

Netflix, they don't know how to put on a successful primetime special.

Netflix，他們不知道怎麼辦一場成功的黃金時段特別節目。

Cbs, the last, last Late Late show primetime Special next Thursday, 10:00pm only on CBS.

CBS，下週四晚上10點在CBS獨家播出最後一集的 Late Late Show 黃金時段特別節目。

And here's a story that we were like meh about.

然後，這有個我們覺得「嗯…」的故事。

Does that just happen every time you look over there?

Like I don't know, I've not really checked or have I?

呃，我不知道，我其實沒檢查過，還是有？

You guys do that any like in the middle of anything you can about.

你們會不會在任何事情進行到一半的時候就這樣做？

我絕對不會隨隨便便就這樣做。

As I say, here's a story that we were like, well that'll fill some time.

就像我說的，這有個故事，我們就想說「嗯…這可以填補一些時間」。

Here's a new story that we saw a Spanish woman.

這有個我們看到的故事，有個西班牙女人。

A Spanish woman has just emerged after spending 500 days living alone in an underground cave as part of an experiment on the human body.

有一位西班牙女子在實驗人體極限的計畫中，獨自住在地下洞穴 500 天後出現了。

She was closely monitored by medical researchers, though no one at any point was permitted to make contact with her.

醫療研究人員密切監測著她，但過程中沒有任何人被允許與她接觸。

Look, if you want to stay somewhere alone while strangers secretly watch you on a camera, just get an Airbnb.

聽著，如果你想獨自待在某個地方，還被陌生人偷偷用攝影機監視，那就去訂 Airbnb 吧。

Lots of people in this story, lots of people are like, how did she do it?

這個故事裡有很多人，很多人都說「她到底是怎麼做到的？」

Because with the right setup, 500 days completely alone for me doesn't sound like enough.

因為如果設備夠好，對我來說，待在外面 500 天一點都不夠。

If I'm being completely honest with myself, I do enjoy, though, carrying a book.

如果我對自己完全誠實，我確實喜歡，呃，帶著一本書。

My favorite thing about the purchase of a book is carrying a book.

我最喜歡買書這件事，就是帶著書。

It's just about the way that we interact with each other in modern society.

這就是我們現代社會中彼此互動的方式。

As soon as I'm done with it, I'll give it to you.

And then I wait seven hours, I crump it up, and I go, all done with that?

然後我等七小時，把它揉爛，然後我說，這樣就弄完了嗎？

Louis always trying to give me a new book.

There's no point Louis giving you a book because in the time that he's handed to you, he's told you every single thing about the book.

Louis 送你書根本沒意義，因為在他遞給你書的同時，他已經把書裡所有東西都告訴你了。

About why it's important, how it resonated.

關於它為什麼重要，它引起了什麼共鳴。

我不該告訴你裡面發生了什麼。

And he tells you exactly what they'll do.

他會告訴你他們確切會做什麼。

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