Name: 川普綁架馬杜羅總統，目標委內瑞拉石油，拋棄「美國優先」！ | 每日秀 (Trump Kidnaps President Maduro, Targets Venezuelan Oil & Ditches "America First" | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2026-01-13T00:50:42.000Z
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今晚我們有個精彩節目要給你們。

Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona will be joining us.

亞利桑那州的參議員 Mark Kelly 將會加入我們。

Now, just today, just today, the senator had his rank stripped and his retirement pay docked by the Secretary of Defense, War Pete Hegseth Homelander.

就在今天，就在今天，這位參議員被國防部長、戰爭部長 Pete Hegseth Homelander 剝奪了軍銜，並扣除了終身俸。

I will ask him if he knows we do not pay our guests.

我會問他知不知道我們不給嘉賓們付費。

But let's get right to the big story, ladies and gentlemen.

但各位，讓我們直接進入今天的大新聞。

This weekend, President Trump and an elite team of Delta IV special operators removed a dangerous foreign dictator from power.

這個週末，川普總統和一支精英級的 Delta IV 特種部隊成功推翻了一位危險的外國獨裁者。

They're actually friends and quite frankly, I think business partners.

他們其實是朋友，而且說實話，我認為是生意夥伴。

I believe these two have more of a heated rivalry.

我相信這兩位之間有更激烈的競爭關係。

No, I'm talking about the now former president of Venezuela, Nicolas Maduro, who was reverse iced and imported.

不是啦，我說的是前委內瑞拉總統尼古拉斯·馬杜羅，他被 reverse iced 了，然後被引渡。

他是一位令人畏懼又殘酷的獨裁者。

Look, I know that clip makes him seem benign, almost kind of comical, but.

你看，我知道那段影片讓他看起來無害，甚至有點滑稽，但是。

But the truth is Maduro oversaw a repressive regime that impoverished his nation, silenced dissent, and killed thousands.

但事實上，馬杜羅領導了一個壓迫性的政權，讓國家貧窮，壓制異議，並殺害了數千人。

But his iron rule and a cappella terror came to an end on Friday night when US Special forces raided Caracas, Venezuela's only city as far as we know, and

但他的鐵腕統治和無伴奏的恐怖在週五晚上結束了，當時美國特種部隊突襲了我們所知委內瑞拉唯一的城市加拉加斯，

snatched Nicolas Maduro out of his bedroom, apparently before he could even sleep.

並在週五晚上將尼古拉斯·馬杜羅從他的臥室裡抓走，顯然在他睡著之前就這樣做了。

His aura ring must have been like, you had a bad night.

他的光環一定是想說，你今晚過得很糟。

And as it unfolded, Donald Trump was overseeing it all from a secure location.

而隨著事態發展，唐納·川普正在一個安全的地點監督這一切。

I don't want to be a dick or a nitpicker, but

我不想當個混蛋或吹毛求疵的人，但

is this the most secure location in Mar a Lago?

這是海湖莊園最安全的地點嗎？

Behind the curtain, you throw up in front of the catering kitchen.

在簾子後面，你在餐飲廚房前面嘔吐。

This is a matter of utmost national security.

Dessert's gonna have to come out through the service entrance.

That was me acting as though I was coming out of that.

那是我假裝要從那裡出來的樣子。

But obviously, despite the makeshift command center, this was a highly technical and complex operation that required months of training and preparation.

但顯然，儘管有臨時指揮中心，這是一項高度技術性和複雜的行動，需要數月的訓練和準備。

After months of work by our intelligence teammates to find Maduro and understand how he moved, where he lived, where he traveled what he ate, what he wore, what?

我們的情報團隊花了數月時間尋找馬杜羅，瞭解他的行蹤、住處、旅行地點、飲食、穿著，什麼？

Well, that does explain this photo from the raid.

嗯，這倒是解釋了這次突襲的照片。

我希望你喜歡吃狗糧和關塔那摩。

Daphne, we debated before the show, is it mildly racist that we gave him a Chihuahua?

Daphne，我們在節目開始前就討論過了，我們給他一隻吉娃娃，這是不是有點種族歧視？

Is that because, basically we were saying, like, is that because Chihuahuas from Mexico, this is Venezuela.

那是因為，基本上我們在說，像是，那是因為吉娃娃來自墨西哥，這裡是委內瑞拉。

And I thought, well, so there is some nuance to it, but still mildly racist.

我當時想，嗯，這確實有點細微差別，但還是有點種族歧視。

Now, obviously, this is actually a very fraught moment.

好了，顯然，這實際上是一個非常棘手的時刻。

It is highly unusual for any government, any sovereign nation to violate the airspace and territory of another sovereign nation and hit the grab and go on their president.

任何政府、任何主權國家違反另一個主權國家的領空和領土，並對其總統進行抓捕行動，這都是極不尋常的。

Explaining it will require the deft hand of an accomplished statesman.

要解釋這一點，需要一位經驗豐富的政治家的靈巧之手。

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the President of the United States addressing the nation in this solemn, solemn moment.

各位女士們、先生們，我為你們請來了美國總統，在這個莊嚴、莊嚴的時刻向全國發表講話。

The United States armed forces conducted an extraordinary military operation in the capital of Venezuela.

美國軍方在委內瑞拉首都執行了一項非同尋常的軍事行動。

Or if you look back to the Jimmy Carter days, there were different days.

或者回顧吉米·卡特時期，那時是不同的日子。

Whether it's in Washington, D.C. where we have a totally safe city, Restaurants are opening.

無論是在華盛頓特區，我們有一個完全安全的城市，餐廳都在營業。

They're walking their daughters, they're walking their children, their wives.

他們正帶著女兒、帶著孩子、帶著妻子們散步。

Restaurants are opening all over Washington, D.C.

華盛頓特區到處都是餐廳在營業。

So in closing, if we hadn't grabbed Maduro, you'd still be taking Ubers to Ruth's.

所以總結來說，如果我們沒有抓到馬杜羅，你們可能還得搭 Uber 去 Ruth's。

Chris, unless you think I'm making our president look cavalier in this moment, here's Trump describing how he experienced this consequential operation.

Chris，除非你覺得我在這個時刻讓我們的總統看起來很輕率，否則這裡有川普描述他如何經歷這次重要的行動。

I mean, I watched it literally like I was watching a television show, and

我是說，我看了，就像在看電視節目一樣，然後

then I flipped over to see who was on Kimmel.

我轉臺去看 Kimmel 節目上有誰。

I mean, can you believe he still gets to interview Millie Bobby Brown?

我是說，你敢相信他還可以採訪 Millie Bobby Brown 嗎？

Anyway, back to abducting the President of Venezuela.

總之，回到綁架委內瑞拉總統這件事。

Look, no one knows how this operation is going to work out, but

看，沒有人知道這次行動會如何發展，但是

based on the United States track record, my guess is we're going to be really happy about this for a couple of weeks.

根據美國的紀錄，我猜我們會在接下來的幾週內對此感到非常高興。

And then 30 years from now, there will be a Venezuelan leftist revolution, and

然後 30 年後，會有一場委內瑞拉的左翼革命，然後

the new government will point to this moment as the reason our embassy there is on fire, and

新政府會把我們在那裡的使館著火，歸咎於這個時刻，而且

it will absolutely ruin a Democrat's presidency.

這絕對會毀掉一位民主黨總統的任期。

And remember, the reason MAGA was so high on Donald Trump was that he was the guy who wasn't going to get involved with this kind of shit anymore.

還記得嗎，MAGA 之所以那麼支持 Donald Trump，就是因為他是不會再介入這種事的人。

And we don't want to be the world's policeman.