Name: Joyce 渴望家中物品？《Love Games》戀愛遊戲第一集！ (Joyce Thirsts After Household Objects in Date Everything - Part 1 | Love Games)
Uploaded: 2026-01-12T17:31:50.000Z
Duration: 38 min 49 s

What's more freaky than dating your household appliance?

有什麼比跟你的家電約會更奇怪的？

We got a little sippy wholesome adult orange juice, and

我們準備了點小小的、健康的成人柳橙汁，然後

let's see which one is gonna win our hearts.

She her required to show you are committed to jump through hoops.

她們要求你展現願意跳火圈的決心。

讓我把她的私訊放進去，結束。

I never want nobody to know my next move.

我永遠不想讓任何人知道我的下一步。

然後是這封根本不存在的電子郵件。

All right, y', all, it's time to apply for a job.

好了，各位，是時候找工作了。

Your degree in customer service has rewarded you with a remote job at Valdivian, one of the foremost megacorporations of our time.

妳的客戶服務學位為妳贏得了 Valdivian 的遠端工作，Valdivian 是我們這個時代最頂尖的巨型企業之一。

Though your house may be large, it is empty and its halls long for visitors.

雖然妳的房子可能很大，但它空蕩蕩的，走廊裡渴望有訪客。

The sticky notes on your bulletin board remind you of your ultimate age.

便利貼貼在妳的佈告欄上，提醒妳妳的最終年齡。

Valdivianites, Happy Tuesday from your favorite Chief Executive officer, David Moats.

Valdivian 的各位，妳們最喜歡的執行長 David Moats 祝大家週二愉快。

As it's the first official day of our new hire.

因為今天是我們新進員工的第一個正式上班日。

Please join me in giving her a warm welcome to our team.

請大家一起熱烈歡迎她加入我們的團隊。

Out of the 30ish job applications we didn't immediately burn, yours had the least spelling errors.

在我們沒有立刻淘汰的 30 份左右的求職申請中，妳的拼寫錯誤最少。

You're joining us at a very exciting time and we're all rooting for your success.

妳加入我們的時候正是個令人興奮的時刻，我們都支持妳成功。

As it lovingly says on the plaque above our daycare center, Valdivian, our business is family.

正如我們託兒中心上方牌子上充滿愛意寫著的，Valdivian，我們的事業就是家庭。

The daycare center has been shuttered indefinitely due to the recent economic downturn.

由於最近的經濟不景氣，託兒中心已無限期關閉。

We thank our director of childcare coordination, Irene Thomas.

我們感謝我們的兒童照護協調總監 Irene Thomas。

I've heard great things about your can do attitude.

我聽說妳的「有能力就做」的態度很棒。

No, because I truly am, deep down, a very kind person.

不，因為我打從心底，真的是個很善良的人。

But you might find it easier to think of me as a leadership principal guidance associate.

但你可能會覺得，把我當成領導指導助理比較容易。

Seems like you are a customer success strategist.

看起來你是一位客戶成功策略師。

好的，冠軍，我讓你開始忙了。

Just keep that customer service robot voice on at all times.

隨時都要保持那種客服機器人的語氣喔。

And no matter how mad you get, never give it back to them.

而且不管你多生氣，都絕對不能頂嘴回去。

And remember, I might have set you up for this job, but

還有記得，這個工作我可能是幫你安排的，

但你是真的有能力才得到這個機會的。

You literally have a degree in customer service.

我剛剛跟我最要好的朋友 Sam 聊過了。

I didn't know she was my best friend, so I was a little nervous.

我本來不知道她是我的好朋友，所以有點緊張。

You know, you gotta keep it professional.

You can't give everyone your boom boom cat.

你不能把你的「boom boom cat」給每個人。

I do wanna start macking my appliances, though.

不過，我確實想開始「macking」我的家電了。

I purchased this book and I'm extremely angry about it.

我買了這本書，而且我對此非常生氣。

I've counted precisely 480 paperclips in this box.

我數了這盒裡總共有 480 個迴紋針。

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