Name: 【六人行】錢德勒靠催眠戒菸？！ (Chandler Uses Hypnosis to Quit Smoking | Friends)
Uploaded: 2026-01-11T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 41 s

喔，不，不，不，不，不，不。

好吧，但前提是你要給我抽一口。

Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat.

喔，黑暗的母親啊，我再次吸吮你煙霧繚繞的乳房。

No, no, why don't you hold on to that one?

這大概是史上最無聊的遊戲了。

Well, I'm really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit.

我真的受夠你抽菸了，所以我帶了個東西來幫你戒菸。

This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn't smoked since.

我公司的一個女人連續用了兩個星期，之後就再也沒抽過菸。

Ross, I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City.

羅斯，我看過你在大西洋城被催眠。

Hey, that guy did not hypnotize me, okay?

嘿，那個傢伙沒有催眠我，好嗎？

'Cause you always pull your pants down on the count of three and play wipeout on your butt cheeks.

因為你平常就會在倒數三聲後脫褲子，然後用屁股玩衝浪遊戲。

The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men.

戒菸的方法是你得全裸在一片石楠花田裡跳舞，然後洗六個健康年輕男子的汗水。

或者就像我爸說的，那叫星期四晚上。

I'm just gonna have dinner with him, okay?

我只是要跟他吃個晚餐，好嗎？

Just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything.

他請你吃飯不代表你欠他什麼。

You are a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke.

你是一個不需要抽菸的堅強、自信女人。

A strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke.

一個不需要抽菸的堅強、自信女人。

You want to make him a cheese sandwich every day.

And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pan.

而且你還想買幾百塊的平底鍋給他。

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【六人行】錢德勒靠催眠戒菸？！ (Chandler Uses Hypnosis to Quit Smoking | Friends)