Name: 經期困擾大解密！ (Period Problems)
Uploaded: 2026-01-02T10:18:14.000Z
Duration: 8 min 38 s

我是怎麼把靴子穿在這些上面的？

I wasn't supposed to get my period for three more days.

我這個該死的強大月經週期害的。

And I have a lifeguard training class today.

Well, my deepest apologies, your highness.

As you know that this is all within my control.

如你所知，這一切都在我的控制之中。

It's like a mini bowl that you put thusly and it catches what it needs to catch.

它就像一個迷你碗，妳這樣放，它就會接住需要接住的東西。

I don't think I'm ready for a princess bowl.

我覺得我還沒準備好用公主碗。

Oh, I run really fast to the bathroom when I get out of the pool.

喔，我從泳池出來的時候會跑得超快去廁所。

B, I used to teach this class, and the first day is dry land, so you'll be fine.

B，我以前教過這個課，第一天是陸上練習，所以妳會沒事的。

I think I just would rather figure out how to use a tampon.

我想我寧願搞清楚怎麼用衛生棉條。

衛生棉條會讓妳得到中毒性休克症候群。

Plus, it's just like a big sponge of bacteria sloshing around in your po.

而且，那就像一塊細菌的大海綿在妳的陰道裡晃來晃去。

嘿，我們可以坦誠地聊一下嗎？

How does this guy know anything about periods?

這個男生怎麼會知道月經的事？

I've been twice divorced to women, so I know a thing or two about periods.

我離過兩次婚，所以我對月經還算有點瞭解。

But most importantly, I know a thing or two about toxic shock.

但最重要的是，我對中毒性休克症候群還算有點瞭解。

Leslie used to use tampons and I got toxic shock.

Leslie 以前用衛生棉條，結果我中毒性休克。

Now I use a princess bull and I'll never go back.

現在我用公主碗，再也不回去了。

I know, but what if it falls out in class?

我知道，但萬一在課堂上掉出來怎麼辦？

If it doesn't, you'll Have a really funny story to tell in 10 years.

如果沒掉，十年後你就會有個超好笑的故事可以說了。

Well, I thought we were gonna have one more, but I guess not.

嗯，我以為我們還會有一個，但看來沒有了。