Name: 福斯新聞澄清川普愛「礦工」！女記者們都在川普的黑名單上？| 愛倫秀 (Fox News Clarifies Trump Loves “Miners” & Female Reporters Are on Trump’s S**t List | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-12-15T01:01:11.000Z
Duration: 8 min 53 s

Donald Trump wakes up on the wrong side of the tanning bed.

Lewis Black gets a restraining order on the number six and seven.

Lewis Black 收到關於數字六和七的禁制令。

Female reporters are now earning 20% more insults than men.

女性記者現在收到的侮辱比男性多20%。

After some big losses in this year's elections, Donald Trump has decided to focus less on bringing back the Rush Hour franchise and focus more on real kitchen table issues like affordability.

在今年選舉中經歷了一些重大失利後，唐納·川普決定減少關注帶回尖峰時刻系列電影，轉而更關注可負擔性等真正的民生議題。

So last night, he held an affordability themed rally at where else?

所以昨晚，他舉辦了一場以可負擔性為主題的集會，地點在哪裡呢？

A place where people famously leave with more money than they came in with.

那是一個大家眾所周知，進去時錢比較多，出來時錢比較少的地方。

This is an important issue that affects all Americans.

這是個影響所有美國人的重要議題。

So, President Trump, let's hear your solution.

所以，川普總統，讓我們聽聽你的解決方案。

Which is better, Sleepy Joe or Crooked Joe?

哪個比較好，瞌睡喬還是騙子喬？

I'm surprised because to me, he's a sleepy son of a bitch.

我很驚訝，因為對我來說，他是個瞌睡的混蛋。

You know, dude, get over Joe Biden already.

It's like if Mike Tyson was still showing up at Evander Holyfield's house trying to bite his other ear.

就像泰森還在找霍利菲爾德家，想咬他另一隻耳朵一樣。

And not for nothing, Joe Biden is retired.

說真的，喬·拜登已經退休了。

And we will continue to talk to our farmers, continue to understand exactly what this looks like and what is necessary.

我們會繼續跟我們的農民談，繼續瞭解這到底是什麼樣子，以及需要什麼。

最後一點，我會說一百二十億。

How are you falling ASleep live on TV in your own cabinet meetings?

你怎麼會在自己的內閣會議上，在電視上睡著？

You got to at least put on a pair of those glasses with eyeballs on them.

你至少得戴一副那種上面有眼球的眼鏡。

But, okay, so we got the Biden stuff out of the way.

好了，我們把拜登的事先處理完。

Let me tell you, black people love Trump.

I got the biggest vote with black people.

Haven't you seen the Fyre Fest documentary?

你沒看過 Fyre Fest 的紀錄片嗎？

At this point, white people falling for shit could its own Oscar category.

說真的，白人被騙這件事，都可以自己開一個奧斯卡獎項了。

But I love how Trump is like, black people love me.

但我超喜歡川普說，黑人愛我。

And that's why I came to the blackest area I could think of, the Poconos.

這就是為什麼我來到我能想到最黑的地方，波科諾斯。

My potato salad polls higher with black people.

我的馬鈴薯沙拉在黑人中的支持率還比較高。

So he got a little off track with Biden and black People.

所以他在拜登和黑人這塊有點離題了。

But at least no one was thinking about the Epstein files anymore for minors.

但至少沒有人再想起關於未成年人的艾普斯坦檔案了。

By the way, I was watching this on Fox News last night and I had the captions on because I'm Gen Z, don't Google it.

順帶一提，我昨晚在 Fox News 看到這個，我開了字幕，因為我是 Gen Z，別去 Google。

You can actually see that the person doing the closed captions is also confused.

你其實可以看到負責字幕的人也很困惑。

然後 e. 哦，刪掉，刪掉，刪掉。

That's what Fox gets for hiring Prince Andrew to do the captions.

這就是 Fox 找安德魯王子來做字幕的下場。

Just let Trump do his rallies where he's in his element.

就讓川普去辦他的集會吧，那才是他的主場。

And I'm pretty sure most of the press pool at the White House prefers it because it hasn't been a good time over there lately, especially for the female reporters.

而且我敢肯定白宮裡的大部分隨行記者也都比較喜歡，因為最近那邊的時光不太順遂，尤其是對女性記者來說。

President Donald Trump has gone on a full rampage recently of berating and insulting female reporters.

川普總統最近對女性記者展開了全面的謾罵和侮辱。

The way you ask a question with the anger and the meanness is terrible.

你問問題時帶著的憤怒和惡意，真的很糟糕。

Argentina is fighting for its life, young lady.

阿根廷正在為生存而戰，年輕小姐。

You ought to go back and learn how to be a reporter.

我考了認知測驗，而且我考得很好。

I got a perfect mark, which you would be incapable of doing.

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