Name: 辛普森家庭：荷馬開設美容院！💄💅 (The Simpsons Homer opens a beauty salon)
Uploaded: 2025-12-05T04:14:20.000Z
Duration: 9 min 11 s

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Actually, dad, as a supervising parent today, you'll get your share of the blame, too.

其實，爸，身為今天的督導家長，你也會有一份責任喔。

Why don't you just cut the paint out of her hair?

你們為什麼不直接把顏料從她的頭髮裡剪掉？

With your fat fingers and your brain the size of a Super Ball, And damn.

用你那肥肥的手指和你那 Super Ball 大小的腦袋，還有該死。

Bart，再也沒有什麼偉大的日子了。

Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two?

你知道它在第二章之前還有一個章節嗎？

一個我們遇見尼莫媽媽的章節？

If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone.

如果魚會死，那任何人都有可能。

So you've got to live life while you can.

所以你得趁活著的時候好好過日子。

So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.

所以我終於要向麗莎告白我的愛了。

Homer, thanks to your unlicensed barberry, Patty and Selma have been getting compliments all day at the dmv.

Homer，多虧你那無照的barberry，Patty和Selma今天在dmv收到一堆讚美。

I need a haircut, and I need it in three, two, one.

我需要剪頭髮，而且要在三、二、一之內完成。

I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.

我只是幫兩個垃圾桶換了新蓋子。

I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay.

如果可以的話，我比較想叫你本名。

But I never knew you were so good with hair.

不過我從來不知道你這麼擅長弄頭髮。

Now that my soft chestnut mane is gone, I dream of cutting hair, style, styling hair, Making hair shorter in exchange for money.

現在我這頭柔順的栗子色秀髮沒了，我夢想著剪頭髮、造型、弄頭髮，把頭髮剪短來換錢。

I know you like music, Lisa, so I'm going to perform a love song I wrote for you.

我知道妳喜歡音樂，Lisa，所以我要為妳表演一首我寫的情歌。

Lisa, Lisa, made so fair with crimson dress and pointy hair do you mind if I stop and stare?

Lisa，Lisa，妳如此美麗，穿著紅裙，頂著尖尖的頭髮，介意我停下來多看妳一眼嗎？

這份愛是互相的還是單方面的呢？

I'm sorry, but I don't love you, Milhouse, and I never will.

對不起，Milhouse，我不愛妳，而且永遠不會。

That theremin has paid for itself again and again.

這個 theremin 已經回本好幾次了。

Oh, it's funny how my Timothy always uses the short form baptism.

哦，真有趣，我的 Timothy 總是簡稱「洗禮」。

When there's a basketball game, he wants to watch the worst Know it all.

有籃球賽的時候，他想看最差勁的萬事通。

The mailman did the other side of the street before our side.

郵差先送了街對面，才送我們這邊。

Hey, Lisa, those books aren't gonna pick themselves up.

嘿，Lisa，那些書不會自己撿起來的。

Why would a popular fifth grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?

像 Taffy 這麼受歡迎的五年級生，怎麼會對像 Milhouse 的 Milhouse 感興趣呢？

Is there anyone in here who just wants a haircut with no chit chat?

有沒有人進來只是想剪頭髮，不想閒聊的？

When I look at you, all I see are the foibles that drive your women crazy.

當我看著妳，我只看到那些讓妳們女人抓狂的怪癖。

Homer，你能讓我看起來很時髦嗎？

我。我也可以發出很惱人的聲音。

I'll teach you how to make love to your wife.

Why don't you do here what you do with the nuclear plant?

你怎麼不把核電廠那套用在這裡？

Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped.

就像莫札特和強尼·諾克斯威爾一樣，我的天賦擋不住。

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