Name: 我們不受歡迎的總統 | 國會開會睡覺時間 | 黑塞斯把海軍上將布萊德利推下火車 (Our Unpopular President | Cabinet Meeting Nap Time | Hegseth Throws Admiral Bradley Under The Bus)
Uploaded: 2025-12-03T17:08:55.000Z
Duration: 11 min 45 s

I am your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

我是你們的主持人，Stephen Colbert，各位觀眾。

這一年快結束了，而 2025 年也。

And I mean, obviously there's no one to blame for that other than Donald, other than Donald Trump.

我說，很明顯這件事沒有人可以怪，除了 Donald，除了 Donald Trump。

In the new Gallup poll, his approval rating is down to 36% with 60% disapproval.

在新的 Gallup 民調中，他的支持率降到 36%，有 60% 的人不贊成。

Yeah, which is why Trump has started to wear a new hat more popular than syphilis.

對啊，這就是為什麼川普開始戴一頂比梅毒還流行的帽子。

So Trump's underwater in every category according to a new YouGov.

所以根據新的 YouGov 民調，川普在所有項目上都處於劣勢。

He's very unpopular overall as president.

他作為總統整體上非常不受歡迎。

Unpopular on the economy, on healthcare, on the Epstein investigation, on education, and on the environment.

在經濟、醫療保健、愛潑斯坦調查、教育和環境方面都不受歡迎。

I just found that Donald Trump is also the most hated Zootopia character, the lowest rated mid sized sedan, and

我剛發現唐納·川普也是最令人討厭的動物方城市角色，評價最低的中型轎車，還有

the least popular Oreo flavor double stuffed cankle.

最不受歡迎的 Oreo 口味雙層夾心餅乾，腳踝。

Now the thing hurting Trump the most is cost of living for the average American.

現在對川普傷害最大的就是普通美國人的生活成本。

He has been trying everything he can think of, which is not much.

他試盡了他能想到的所有辦法，但其實也沒什麼。

And to appease voters, he started reminding them that his big beautiful bill takes effect on January 1st.

為了安撫選民，他開始提醒他們，他那項宏偉的法案將於 1 月 1 日生效。

But that's actually going to cause a problem because IRS agents will be required to watch OnlyFans videos to determine if they fit the bill's no tax on tips criteria.

但這實際上會造成一個問題，因為國稅局的官員將需要觀看 OnlyFans 影片，以確定它們是否符合法案中關於小費免稅的標準。

They're going to have to watch every OnlyFans video.

他們將不得不觀看每一部 OnlyFans 影片。

They're going to need to bring in some part time help.

Now, today, Trump held one of his weird televised cabinet meetings.

好了，今天川普召開了他那種奇怪的電視內閣會議。

And somewhere in that three hours, he addressed the affordability crisis head on.

在那三個小時的某個時候，他直接談到了可負擔性危機。

The word affordability is a con job by the Democrats.

可負擔性這個詞是民主黨搞的騙局。

It's one of the many con job words made up by the Democrats, like democracy, dementia, and D.

這是民主黨編造的許多騙局詞彙之一，像是民主、失智症，還有 D。

艾普斯坦檔案，全都是編造的。

I feel like I'm listing a little bit to starboard here.

Now, one of the reasons you're paying exactly as much as you want for everything is Trump's tariffs.

現在，你買東西要付那麼多錢的原因之一就是川普的關稅。

而且結果發現你也很喜歡這些。

We're going to be giving back refunds out of the tariffs because we've taken in literally trillions of dollars.

我們會把關稅的錢退還給大家，因為我們收到的錢真的有數兆美元。

And I believe that at some point in the not too distant future, you won't even have income tax to pay because the money we're taking in is so great, it's so enormous that you're not going to have income tax to pay whether you get rid of it or just keep it around for fun.

我相信在不久的將來，你甚至不用繳所得稅，因為我們收到的錢實在太多了、太龐大了，你根本不用繳所得稅，不管你是要廢除它還是留著玩。

I don't know why people suspect that he's never paid taxes.

我不知道為什麼人們會懷疑他從沒繳過稅。

He knows, like we all do, that taxes are fun.

他知道，就像我們都知道一樣，繳稅很有趣。

That's why the longest line at Disneyland is to get on accountants of the Caribbean.

這就是為什麼在迪士尼樂園最長的隊伍是要去搭乘「加勒比海會計師」。

Then the President of the United States bragged about slimming down the price of Ozempic.

然後美國總統還吹噓說要降低 Ozempic 的價格。

我們正在支付，舉例來說，為了。

Cognitive, which is spelled MRI Cognitive.

Now the later again, I'm listening slightly.

現在後面又來了，我聽起來有點。

We later in the meeting we heard from Marco Rubio.

我們後來在會議上聽了 Marco Rubio 的發言。

Now if you watch this footage very closely, eagle eyed viewers might notice that Trump is dozing off.

如果你仔細看這段影片，眼尖的觀眾可能會發現川普在打瞌睡。

This war is going on and the President is trying to end it.

這場戰爭正在進行，而總統正試圖結束它。

Not because, listen, we got a million things to focus on in the world as a country, but

不是因為，聽著，我們國家在世界上有一百萬件事情要關注，但是

he's the only leader in the world that can help end it.

他是世界上唯一能幫助結束這場戰爭的領導人。

Maybe he's so old that he fell asleep in an afternoon meeting.

也許他年紀大了，下午開會睡著了。

Or maybe he just closed his eyes to better concentrate on filling his adult diaper.

或者他只是閉上眼睛，更專心填滿他的成人紙尿褲。

The administration is also scrambling to defend the actions of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, seen here finding out they don't serve booze at the American Girl Doll Cafe.

官員們也正忙著為國防部長 Pete Hegseth 的行為辯護，他被拍到在這裡發現美國女孩娃娃咖啡館不提供酒水。

Hegseth he's in deep water over what he ordered to be done in deep water, specifically an attack on an alleged drug smuggling boat in which the Navy launched a secondary strike on the defenseless survivors, which may or may definitely be a war crime.

Hegseth 因為他下令在深水區進行的行動而陷入困境，具體來說，就是對一艘涉嫌走私毒品的船隻發動攻擊，海軍隨後對毫無防備的倖存者發動了二次打擊，這可能構成戰爭罪。

The White House is insisting that Hegseth's orders were totally legal, but also that it wasn't actually Hegseth.

白宮堅持 Hegseth 的命令完全合法，但也聲稱實際上並不是 Hegseth 下的令。

They say the strikes were conducted by special operations commander and four star cage free egg Admiral Mitch Bradley.

他們說，這次打擊是由特種作戰指揮官、四星級的自由放養蛋海軍上將 Mitch Bradley 執行的。

Hegseth has made it clear that he is 100% behind Admiral Bradley, who was the one who actually did the bad thing, which was actually a good thing that Hegseth didn't even do.

Hegseth 已經表明，他百分之百支持海軍上將 Bradley，而 Bradley 才是那個做了壞事的人，但這件事實際上是件好事，而且 Hegseth 並沒有做。

Yesterday he tweeted, admiral Mitch Bradley is an American hero, a true professional and has my 100% support.

昨天他發推文說，Mitch Bradley 海軍上將是一位美國英雄，一位真正的專業人士，我百分之百支持他。

I stand by him and the combat, adding, I hope that his flight to the Hague is on time and his chair at the tribunal is comfy.

我支持他以及這次戰鬥，並補充說，我希望他飛往海牙的班機能準時，他在法庭上的座位也能舒適。

At today's Cabinet meeting, Hegseth explained what happened the day of the strike and he took full responsibility for finding out what somebody else who is not him did.

在今天的內閣會議上，Hegseth 解釋了襲擊當天發生的情況，他對發現別人（不是他）做了什麼事負全部責任。

As you can imagine, at the Department of War, we got a lot of things to do.

你可以想像，在國防部，我們有很多事情要做。

So I didn't stick around for the hour and two hours.

所以我沒有待滿一小時或兩小時。

A couple of hours later I learned that that commander had made the which he had the complete authority to do.

幾個小時後，我得知那位指揮官做了一個他有權做的決定。

And by the way, Admiral Bradley made the correct decision to ultimately sink the boat and eliminate the threat.

順帶一提，Bradley 海軍上將做出了正確的決定，最終擊沉了船隻並消除了威脅。

就像川普總統一直支持我們一樣。

We always have the back of our commanders.

我們也一直支持我們的指揮官。

We always have their backs because that's where the good stabbing meat is.

我們一直支持他們，因為那裡才是關鍵所在。

But while Hegseth did not make the decision for the perfectly fine possible murder, he did double down on his war fightin warrior ethos of war warring war.

雖然 Hegseth 並沒有做出那個完美無瑕的謀殺決定，但他確實加倍強調了他好戰的戰士精神。

Striking narco boats and putting narco terrorists at the bottom of the ocean.

擊沉毒品船，讓毒品恐怖份子沉入海底。

Joe Biden tried to approach it with kid gloves and President Trump said, no, we're taking the gloves off.

喬·拜登試圖溫和處理，川普總統說，不，我們要撕破臉了。

President Trump, please don't take the gloves off because the stuff under there is a human rights violation.

川普總統，請不要撕破臉，因為那下面的東西是侵犯人權的。

One person who's not buying the story is Arizona senator and cage free astronaut egg.

有一個人不相信這個說法，那就是亞利桑那州參議員、籠子裡自由的太空人蛋。

A couple weeks ago, Kelly and some other Democratic veterans in Congress put out a video where they reminded service members that they can refuse illegal orders.

幾週前，凱利和國會裡一些其他民主黨退伍軍人發布了一段影片，提醒服役軍人他們可以拒絕非法命令。

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