Name: "加入ICE" - 傑西威爾斯 (現場於《The Late Show》) ("Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show))
Uploaded: 2025-11-22T17:11:42.000Z
Duration: 3 min 27 s

基礎被動語態

He released four albums this year and is nominated for four Grammy Awards.

他今年發行了四張專輯，並入圍了四項 Grammy Awards。

Performing Join ICE Ladies and gentlemen, Jesse Wells.

接下來是 Join ICE 的表演，各位女士們先生們，Jesse Wells。

程度副詞

Well, if you're looking for purpose in the current circus if you're seeking respect and attention if you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big Come with me, put some folks in detention Just last week was kind of tough I put a kid in cuffs I zip tied a lady to we can sneak around town hunting working folks down I hear they get a great benefit plan Join ICE Boy, ain't it nice?

嗯，如果你在目前的混亂中尋找目標，如果你渴望尊重和關注，如果你需要一份能讓你感覺很棒的工作，來吧，把一些人關起來。上週有點難熬，我把一個小孩銬起來了，我還把一位女士綁起來，我們可以偷偷溜進鎮上，追捕那些辛勤工作的人。我聽說他們有很棒的福利計畫。加入 ICE，男孩，不是很棒嗎？

Join ICE Take my advice if you're lacking control and authority Come with me and hunt down minorities Join ICE.

加入 ICE，聽我的建議，如果你缺乏控制和權力，來吧，和我們一起追捕少數族裔。加入 ICE。

See, I failed the academy the cops weren't having me the army didn't sound that fun so I found me a paper A military operation that was keen to hand me a gun I got picked on in school I never felt that cool There's a hole in my soul that just rages all the ladies turned me down and I felt like a clown but will you look at me now?

看，我沒考上警校，警察不想要我，當兵聽起來也不好玩，所以我找到了一份文職工作，一個軍事行動，他們很樂意給我一把槍。我在學校被欺負，從來沒覺得自己很酷，我心裡有個洞，一直在燃燒。所有女士都拒絕了我，我感覺像個小丑，但看看我現在！

I'm putting folks in cages at ICE for respect and power Join ICE I hear they got great hours There's a sign on bonus of 50 grand they're in need of you needing to feel like a man Join ICE look at them go.

我在 ICE 把人們關進牢籠，為了尊重和權力。加入 ICE，我聽說他們工時很棒。有五萬元的簽約獎金，他們需要你，需要你感覺像個男人。加入 ICE，看看他們。

Well, if you're looking for purpose in the current circus if you're seeking respect and attention if you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big Come with me and put some folks in detention See, I failed the academy the cops weren't having me the army didn't sound that fun so I found me a paramilitary operation that was keen to hand me a gun Join ICE Boy, ain't it nice Join ICE Take my advice if you're lacking control and authority Come with me and hunt down minorities Join ICE.

嗯，如果你在目前的混亂中尋找目標，如果你渴望尊重和關注，如果你需要一份能讓你感覺很棒的工作，來吧，把一些人關起來。看，我沒考上警校，警察不想要我，當兵聽起來也不好玩，所以我找到了一份準軍事行動，他們很樂意給我一把槍。加入 ICE，男孩，不是很棒嗎？加入 ICE，聽我的建議，如果你缺乏控制和權力，來吧，和我們一起追捕少數族裔。加入 ICE。

Check out another performance on colbertlakeshow.com Jesse Wells, everybody.

在 colbertlakeshow.com 上觀看另一場表演，Jesse Wells，各位。