Name: 菲律賓為何沒有連續殺人魔？ (Why there are no serial killers in the Philippines)
Uploaded: 2025-11-21T17:06:37.000Z
Duration: 3 min 40 s

I'm being a silly little goose with a knife.

Are you going to cut her hair while she's sleeping?

你是要趁她睡著的時候剪她的頭髮嗎？

You know, when I was in college, she tried to steal your Tito from me.

你知道嗎，我大學的時候，她竟然想把我叔叔搶走。

你就管好自己的事就好，好嗎？

I'm Officer Tita from the Chismo Sang, My rights unit.

我是 Chismo Sang 的 Tita 警官，隸屬 My rights unit。

But what is real is that you're under arrest for murder.

但你真的因為謀殺罪被逮捕了。

You could have just cut her hair, but you didn't stop there.

你明明可以只剪她的頭髮，但你卻不只這樣做。

You want to know why there's no serial killers in the Philippines?

你想知道為什麼菲律賓沒有連續殺人犯嗎？

It's because of undercover aunties like me.

這都是因為像我這樣的臥底姑姑。

Oh, I. I thought it because they were all in government.

喔，我。我以為是因為他們都在政府裡。

A lot of corruption in the PI government.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

你所說的任何話都可能並將會在法庭上被用來對付你。

Anna Akana stars in Tita pd, a new series starting on Tuesday only on tlc.

Anna Akana 主演 Tita pd，全新影集週二起在 tlc 獨家播出。

I'm Anna Akana thank you to the patrons who supported today's episode.

我是 Anna Akana，感謝贊助今天這集的贊助者們。

And thank you to my daddy, Squarespace, for sponsoring today's video.

也要感謝我的爸爸，Squarespace，贊助今天的影片。

If you guys aren't familiar with my dad yet, I don't know where you've been, but

如果你們還不認識我爸爸的話，我不知道你們在哪裡，但是

Squarespace is an all in one website platform to build a beautiful, gorgeous website, sell your products, and

Squarespace 是一個全方位的網站平臺，讓你建立一個漂亮、吸睛的網站，販售你的產品，並且

So if you're like me and you don't know anything about how to code, Squarespace is perfect.

所以如果你跟我一樣，對程式碼一竅不通，Squarespace 就是你的最佳選擇。

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菲律賓為何沒有連續殺人魔？ (Why there are no serial killers in the Philippines)