Name: Eleanor持續解謎（還有Jason成功一次的時刻）|《善地》 (Eleanor keeps figuring it out (and the one time Jason did) | The Good Place)
Uploaded: 2025-11-18T06:14:13.000Z
Duration: 12 min 6 s

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All right, nerds, let's just get this over with.

好的，書呆子們，我們快點結束吧。

I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor, and you three can stay.

我要跟真艾莉諾去壞地方，你們三個留下來。

And she's only going down there because she thinks that I don't love her.

她之所以下去，全都是因為她覺得我不愛她。

If she's going down there because of me, I'll never be at peace.

如果她因為我下去，我會永不安寧。

Chidi and I are going to go together, which means that you and Real Eleanor and Jason can stay.

奇迪和我會一起走，這表示你、真艾莉諾和傑森可以留下來。

Look, I love you and I think you love me.

聽著，我愛你，我相信你也愛我。

We can be together, away from everyone else.

我們可以永遠在一起，遠離所有人。

Obviously, we'll be miserable, but I truly believe our love will make us happy.

顯然，我們會很痛苦，但我真心相信我們的愛會讓我們快樂。

Okay, you realize the Bad Place is not some sort of couples retreat, right?

好吧，你應該知道壞地方不是那種情侶度假勝地吧？

如果是的話，珍妮特和我倒是想去。

Well, that's enough out of you, robot lover.

好了，機器人愛好者，你說夠了。

嘿，那是在歧視，不是機器人。

Guys, the only reason I'm going is because Real Eleanor is going.

大家，我之所以要去，唯一的原因是真艾莉諾要去。

If you go, it doesn't make sense for me to go.

So Chidi and I are going to go to the Bad Place.

嘎、嘎、嘎、嘎。你說我們其中兩個。

Michael, I just found an obscure precedent in the rules that might just save everyone.

麥可，我剛在規則裡找到一個冷門的先例，也許能拯救大家。

just now, as we were all fighting and yelling at each other and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, man, this is torture.

就在剛才，當我們大家互相爭吵、大吼大叫，每個人都要求我們要去壞地方的時候，我心裡想，老天，這根本是折磨。

They're never gonna call a train to take us to The Bad Place.

他們永遠不會叫火車來載我們去壞地方。

他們做不到，因為我們已經在這裡了。

Oh, man, I can't believe you figured it out.

喔，天啊，我不敢相信你弄懂了。

喔，天啊，艾莉諾，你真的很爛。

Oh, it looks like paradise, but it's actually a filthy dumpster full of our worst anxieties.

喔，看起來像天堂，但其實是裝滿我們最糟焦慮的骯髒垃圾場。

I'm surrounded by people who are literally better than me.

Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical cluster.

我只是在這裡，就逼奇迪陷入道德困境。

Tahani tortured Jason by constantly trying to get him to talk.

塔哈妮不斷試圖讓傑森開口，這簡直是折磨他。

Jason tortured me because I was sure he would blow our cover, which was torture for Chidi because he.

傑森折磨我，因為我確定他會暴露我們的身份，這對奇迪來說是折磨，因為他。

He was responsible for me, which made Chidi seem like the perfect soulmate.

他對我負責，這讓奇迪看起來像是完美的靈魂伴侶。

And that tortured Tahani because he didn't love her.

這折磨了塔哈妮，因為他並不愛她。

See, we've been torturing each other since the moment we arrived, and

你看，自從我們抵達的那一刻起，我們就在互相折磨，而且

everything Michael has done has made at least one of us miserable.

麥可所做的一切，都讓至少我們其中一人痛苦不堪。

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