Name: 所有東西都已經在裡面了喜劇演員對五角大樓內食物鏈的反應 (‘Everything is already in there’: Comedians react to food chains inside Pentagon)
Uploaded: 2025-10-20T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 10 min 26 s

Amber, watch the video and tell me what is the story?

Amber，妳看影片後告訴我，這是什麼故事？

好的，所以是五角大廈，五角大廈。

And journalists from across the whole spectrum.

Centrist, far right, the whole media landscape and.

中間派、極右派，整個媒體格局，還有。

The story is Pete Hegseth stands for serious journalism.

故事是 Pete Hegseth 代表嚴肅新聞報導。

It's like the Today show if everybody was Matt Lauer.

就像今日秀，但每個人都是 Matt Lauer。

So does anyone know why the Pentagon wants the press to sign this new agreement?

那有人知道五角大廈為什麼要媒體簽這份新協議嗎？

Because Pete Hegseth is obsessed with leaks.

因為 Pete Hegseth 對洩漏非常著迷。

It reminds me of the military censorship that Putin instituted in March of 2022 when he invaded Ukraine.

這讓我想起普丁在 2022 年 3 月入侵烏克蘭時實施的軍事審查。

One reason for the new policy for the journalists to sign off to cover the Pentagon is might have something to do with the leaks.

記者們要簽署協議才能報導五角大廈，這項新政策的原因之一，可能跟那些洩漏有關。

Time and time again, classified information is leaked or peddled for political purposes to try to make the president look bad.

一次又一次，機密資訊被洩漏或為了政治目的而兜售，試圖讓總統難堪。

Is he including the leaks that he started when he was on the Telegram?

他是不是也包含了他之前在 Telegram 上開始的那些洩漏？

Not only was Fox News amongst the groups that decided to walk out at the Pentagon, but

不僅是 Fox News 那些決定離開五角大廈的團體之一，

According to the Associated Press, the new rules would ban journalists from large areas of the Pentagon without an escort, as well as giving Hegseth the right to revoke press access from reporters who even ask for any information that he hasn't okayed for release.

根據美聯社報導，新規定將禁止記者在沒有護送的情況下進入五角大廈的廣大區域，同時也賦予 Hegseth 權力，可以撤銷那些要求他未準許發布的任何資訊的記者的採訪權。

They don't allow journalists in, but they allow escorts in.

他們不讓記者進去，但卻讓護送人員進去。

Gave consent for you to publish it, but then he sobers up and takes it back.

給了你發布的同意，但後來他清醒了又收回。

Here's Hegsef explaining the issue to Trump.

這是 Pete Hegseth 在向川普解釋這個問題。

It used to be, Mr. President, the press could go anywhere.

以前，總統先生，記者可以去任何地方。

Pretty much anywhere in the Pentagon, the most classified area in the world.

幾乎是五角大廈的任何地方，世界上最機密的區域。

I mean, you'll be shocked to know it's not true.

我的意思是，你會驚訝地發現這不是真的。

There are many areas you can't go as a civilian and As a journalist, I thought the place with the most classified documents was Mar A Lago.

很多地方你身為平民是不能去的，而我身為記者，原本以為機密文件最多的地方是 Mar-a-Lago。

Can't roam around there either though, can you?

One reason why people might be wanting access at the Pentagon is it could be all the shopping and the restaurants that are in the building now.

人們想進入五角大廈的原因之一，可能是因為大樓裡有這麼多的商店和餐廳。

In addition to the CVS that's in the Pentagon, there's also an AT&T, a jeweler, a florist, a dry cleaners.

除了五角大廈裡的 CVS 之外，還有 AT&T、一家珠寶店、一家花店和一家乾洗店。

The Pentagon is also home to a McDonald's a five guys, a taco Bell, Subway Panera.

五角大廈裡還有麥當勞、Five Guys、Taco Bell、Subway 和 Panera。

Pot pies, Potbelly Panda Express, Jamba Juice, Starbucks, a Dunkin with a baskin robin and a Dunkin without a baskin robin.

還有 Pot pies、Potbelly、Panda Express、Jamba Juice、Starbucks，一家有 Baskin-Robbins 的 Dunkin，還有一家沒有 Baskin-Robbins 的 Dunkin。

這就是將軍們為什麼都胖的原因。

I didn't see One Planet Fitness in that whole list.

我看遍了整個列表，都沒有看到 One Planet Fitness。

I thought of the Pentagon as a place I don't want to go.

我一直以為五角大廈是個我不想去的地方。

Would anyone like to guess which chain restaurant a government website says is opening soon at the Pentagon?

各位來猜猜看，哪個連鎖餐廳是政府網站上說，即將在五角大廈開幕的？

Don't disrespect Planet Hollywood was the shit in'92.

別瞧不起 Planet Hollywood，92 年的時候超屌的。

It's like an Applebee's, but pictures of Schwarzenegger and Stallone.

就像 Applebee's，但裡面是阿諾史瓦辛格和史特龍的照片。

No, but this one's gonna be all Ronald Reagan.

不是啦，但這個會是全都是 Ronald Reagan。

But most reporters, they're ready to give all of that up in the name of journalistic principle, with the exception of one outlet.

但大多數記者，他們都準備好為了新聞報導原則放棄一切，只有一家媒體例外。

Does anyone know the only US TV news outlet that agreed to Hegseth's terms?

有人知道唯一同意 Hegseth 條件的美國電視新聞媒體是哪家嗎？

Is it a channel called I Can't Believe It's Not Fox.

是叫 I Can't Believe It's Not Fox 的頻道嗎？

It's the One America Network, which is a real thing.

是 One America Network，這真的有這個臺。

Apparently it is Oan the One American News Network.

顯然是 OAN，One American News Network。

So far, they are the only US TV news outlet to agree to the Pentagon's new policy.

到目前為止，他們是唯一同意五角大廈新政策的美國電視新聞媒體。