Name: 最糟糕的簡訊 (The Worst Kind Of Text Message)
Uploaded: 2025-08-02T18:34:30.000Z
Duration: 1 min 52 s

You know Ubers can take you to the airport, right?

你知道 Ubers 可以送你去機場吧？

Yeah, but it's so much nicer riding with a bud.

是啊，不過和朋友一起騎車感覺好多了。

Thank you for this sherry, it's really delicious.

謝謝你的雪利酒，真的很美味。

Yeah, so there's some kind of lump on my lower back, can you take a look?

我的腰上有個腫塊，你能幫我看看嗎？

So Daniel wanted me to tell you that it's over between you two.

丹尼爾想讓我告訴你 你們之間結束了

Can you feed my cat, cook for my mom, wash my dog, destroy my enemy?

你能餵我的貓，給我媽媽做飯，給我的狗洗澡，消滅我的敵人嗎？

Daniel Randles found out earlier today that he won the lottery.

丹尼爾-蘭德斯（Daniel Randles）今天早些時候發現自己中了彩票。

Not wanting to enjoy his wealth alone, he decided to split his winnings with a friend 50-50.

他不想獨自享受財富，決定與朋友五五分成。

Daniel's best friend Paul was unavailable, so he asked his second best friend Greg.

丹尼爾最好的朋友保羅沒空，於是他邀請了他第二個最好的朋友格雷格。

Daniel is celebrating with floor seats at the Lakers after this.

丹尼爾在此之後將在湖人隊的地板座位上慶祝。

Where he'll get to meet all the players and probably party with them late into the night.

在那裡，他可以見到所有的球員，還可能和他們一起狂歡到深夜。

And here's Paul's crush Melissa to congratulate the pair.

保羅的暗戀對象梅麗莎也在這裡向他們表示祝賀。

And here comes Paul's favorite actor Denzel Washington and childhood idol Michael Jackson back from the grave.

保羅最喜歡的演員丹澤爾-華盛頓和兒時的偶像邁克爾-傑克遜從墳墓中回來了。

Next to them we have Paul's dad to give Daniel and Greg all the fatherly affirmations Paul wishes he would give him.

在他們旁邊，我們有保羅的爸爸，他對丹尼爾和格雷格說了所有保羅希望爸爸對他說的話。

Well folks, it's certainly a party down here today.

朋友們，今天這裡真是熱鬧非凡。

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最糟糕的簡訊 (The Worst Kind Of Text Message)