Name: 華盛頓司令部會改名嗎？ (Will The Washington Commanders Change Their Name?)
Uploaded: 2025-07-27T17:24:32.000Z
Duration: 1 min 9 s

The president is pushing the Washington Commanders to change their name.

總統正在推動華盛頓司令部改名。

Trump is threatening to hold up approval for the Commanders' new stadium unless their leadership agrees.  In order to secure the president's approval for our new stadium, the Washington football team is renaming our franchise after something he has long been a fan of.  Introducing the Washington Epstein's!

特朗普威脅說，除非指揮官隊的領導層同意，否則他們的新球場將不予準許。  為了獲得總統對我們新球場的準許 華盛頓橄欖球隊將用他一直以來的粉絲名字來重新命名我們的特許經營權  這就是華盛頓愛潑斯坦隊

This new moniker honors the storied heritage of Donald Trump's sex offender best friend.

這個新名稱是為了紀念唐納德-特朗普的性犯罪者好友的傳奇經歷。

It's a decision that has the president dancing, even if the players are still warming up to it.

儘管球員們還在熱身，但這一決定已讓總統手舞足蹈。

It sucks.  In honor of our new name, the stadium will feature a jumbotron that automatically edits out three minutes of unwanted replays.

糟透了  為了向我們的新名字致敬，體育場將安裝一個可以自動剪輯掉三分鐘無用回放的電子螢幕。

So get excited for the new Washington Epstein's!  And President Trump, we want you to know that the team is standing by to fulfill any of your other suggestions: high school cheerleaders.

所以，請為新的華盛頓愛潑斯坦餐廳感到興奮吧！  特朗普總統，我們想告訴您，我們的團隊隨時準備滿足您的其他建議：高中啦啦隊。