Name: 迭戈被搶劫 | 尷尬的木偶 (Diego Gets Mugged | Awkward Puppets)
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T08:42:49.000Z
Duration: 1 min 48 s

Just because I'm robbing you mean I'm black?

就因為我搶劫，你就認為我是黑人？

Maybe because you're robbing me and you're black.

也許是因為你在搶劫我，而且你是黑人。

我的意思是，說說非洲裔美國人。

Look, man, I didn't mean to offend you, okay?

聽著，夥計，我無意冒犯你，好嗎？

How would you feel if I just assumed you was a gardener?

如果我以為你是園丁，你會怎麼想？

How would you feel if I assumed you was in a mariachi band?

如果我以為你是一個瑪利亞奇樂隊的成員，你會作何感想？

How would you feel if I assumed you was illegal?

如果我認為你是非法的，你會怎麼想？

Okay, well, how would you feel if I assumed you need to pay child support?

好吧，如果我假設你需要支付子女撫養費，你會怎麼想？

How would you feel if I assumed all you did was get drunk and watch soccer?

如果我以為你只是喝醉了看足球，你會怎麼想？

How would you feel if I assumed you only eat chicken and watermelon?

如果我認為你只吃雞肉和西瓜，你會怎麼想？

How would you feel if I assumed you only eat tacos and fajitas?

如果我以為你只吃墨西哥捲餅和炸玉米餅，你會怎麼想？

Damn, I could really go for a taco right now, actually.

媽的，我現在真想吃個玉米卷。

There's actually an amazing taco truck down the street.

事實上，街邊有一輛很棒的墨西哥捲餅車。

You probably won't like it, though, because they don't have grape soda.

不過你可能不會喜歡，因為他們沒有葡萄汽水。

You know the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

你知道西班牙裔和癮君子的區別嗎？

You know the difference between a black father and a boomerang?

你知道黑人父親和迴旋鏢的區別嗎？

It's okay to laugh at each other sometimes.

As long as after all the ignorant jokes and stupid comments, we actually respect each other.

只要在所有無知的玩笑和愚蠢的評論之後，我們能真正尊重彼此。

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迭戈被搶劫 | 尷尬的木偶 (Diego Gets Mugged | Awkward Puppets)