Name: 演出期間發生了一起謀殺案 (There's Been a Murder During the Show!)
Uploaded: 2025-07-18T16:58:43.000Z
Duration: 4 min 2 s

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Welcome back. Now, doing a live show like this every night, we read a lot of headlines, but headlines don't always tell you what the full story is, so we thought we'd help clear things up with this segment... Oh, what's happened? Is everything...?

歡迎回來每晚做這樣的直播節目，我們會讀到很多頭條新聞，但頭條新聞並不總能告訴你事情的真相，所以我們想通過這個片段來幫助大家理清頭緒......哦，出什麼事了？一切都......？

大家都有危險嗎？我的天啊 Oh, my God！

What just...? Is everyone...? Is everyone...? Oh, my...

怎麼......？大家都......？大家都... ？哦，我的...

There's a man in the audience who's been murdered.

We've got to call the police. No need to call the police.

And every single one of you is a suspect.

This man has been kicking this man's chair for the entire show.

這個人在整場演出中一直在踢這個人的椅子。

What better way to stop him from kicking than to make him kick the bucket?

還有什麼比讓他一命嗚呼更好的辦法呢？

我看到剛才那個人在排隊的時候攔住了你。

What better way to get revenge on someone cutting you in line than to cut his life short?

還有什麼比縮短他的生命更好的復仇方式呢？

而你，先生...哦，對不起，等等

What? There, under your... It looks like...

什麼？那裡，在你的...看起來像...

我早些時候把房子刷成了紅色。

I was painting my house red, and this is... This is just paint.

我把房子刷成了紅色，這是...這只是油漆

OK, well, it's still... It's still wet, and it's dripping off you.

好吧，還是...還是溼的，從你身上滴下來了

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's a new type of paint that never dries.

哦，是的，是的，是的不，這是一種新型油漆，永遠不會幹。

It's, er... It's just super wet. OK, why would anybody...

呃...它只是超級溼。好吧，為什麼會有人.

Why would anybody want a paint that doesn't dry?

為什麼會有人想要不幹的油漆？

What's... What's... This man has been murdered!

什麼是...什麼...這個人被謀殺了

And each and every one of you is a suspect!

什麼？哦，不，不！ Oh, no！不是吧

Look, once people started getting murdered...

..you know, I was like, I've got to protect myself.

你知道，我當時想，我得保護自己。

所以，是的，我拿到了這把刀。

So, why did you bring a knife in the first place?

..I'm going to a vegetable-slicing party later.

......我一會兒要去參加切菜派對。

OK, there's no such thing as a vegetable-slicing party.

好吧，根本就沒有什麼切菜派對。

Sounds like somebody who's never been invited to the vegetable-slicing party.

聽起來就像一個從未被邀請參加切菜派對的人。

I'm not jealous, because there's no such thing as a...

我並不嫉妒，因為根本就沒有什麼...

And every single one of you is a suspect!

OK, that's enough. I don't even know why you're still here.

好了，夠了我都不知道你為什麼還在這裡

我們能得到安全保障嗎？我們能不能...

Can we take this guy to the police, please?

讓我走吧記住我的話 詹姆斯-柯登

You will never be invited to a vegetable-slicing party as long as I live!

只要我還活著，就永遠不會邀請你參加切菜派對！

Oh, my God, he's dead. Maybe he was innocent.

Let's get him out of here. We'll be right back, everybody.

我們帶他離開這裡我們馬上回來，各位

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