Name: 我們讓孩子安排約會之夜 - Mom In Progress (We Let Our Kids Plan Our Date Night • Mom In Progress)
Uploaded: 2025-06-17T16:59:38.000Z
Duration: 14 min 59 s

Hi, I'm Hannah, and I'm the world's okayest mom.

嗨，我是漢娜，我是世界上最棒的媽媽。

Now, ever since I had my second kid, I feel like date nights have totally gone out the window.

現在，自從我有了第二個孩子，我覺得約會之夜已經完全消失了。

But at this point, he's three years old, so I have no excuse.

但現在，他已經三歲了，我沒有任何藉口。

But I get that guilt of a working parent where I'm gone five days a week, and leaving my kids longer than I already do just makes me feel super guilty.

但是，我有一種職業父母的負罪感，因為我一週有五天不在家，離開孩子的時間比我已經做的還要長，這讓我感到超級內疚。

And plus, if I had to plan a date night, I wouldn't even know where to start.

另外，如果讓我計劃一個約會之夜，我都不知道從何說起。

So I wanna try something that I think will be fun for the whole family.

所以，我想嘗試一些我認為會給全家人帶來樂趣的東西。

I'm gonna let my kids plan my date night start to finish.

我要讓我的孩子們從頭到尾策劃我的約會之夜。

Now, it could be four hours of just straight playing Legos, or it could actually be something really fun.

現在，這可能是直接玩樂高積木的四個小時，也可能是非常有趣的事情。

As long as it's not watching Caillou, I'm cool with it.

只要不看《卡伊魯》，我就無所謂。

I don't think my kids quite know what a date actually is.

我想我的孩子們還不太清楚約會到底是什麼。

I think Jackson's idea of a date comes from Disney movies, and in those, the date consists of the woman dressing up in a ball gown, and there's magic and sparkles, and some fairy godmother blesses her with a wand to make everything come to life.

我認為傑克遜對約會的理解來自迪斯尼電影，在迪斯尼電影中，約會就是女方穿上舞會禮服，有魔法和閃光，某個神仙教母用魔杖祝福她，讓一切都變得生動起來。

Wyatt's idea of a date is probably a sword fight or something.

懷亞特對約會的想法可能是比劍什麼的。

Have you guys given any thought to our date night?

你們考慮過我們的約會之夜嗎？

So, Jackson made this little joke about how we should have ice cream for dinner on the date, and Wyatt clearly was half listening the whole time, but then heard that little end bit and jumped in to remind us all.

傑克遜開了個小玩笑，說我們約會的時候應該吃冰激凌當晚餐，懷亞特顯然一直在半聽半不聽，但後來聽到結尾那一小段，就跳出來提醒我們大家。

Definitely not pleased with that idea, and it was not going to happen.

我對這個想法絕對不滿意，而且也不可能實現。

If you guys, that's what you've decided, it's what we're gonna do.

如果你們決定了，我們就這麼做。

But, you need to dress up really fancy because it's a fancy date.

但是，你需要打扮得花枝招展，因為這是一次奇特的約會。

Would you, if you had a girlfriend, would you take her to Chuck E.

如果你有個女朋友，你會帶她去查克餐廳嗎？

So, I have my collagen iPads on right now, so you know I'm taking this very seriously.

所以，我現在正戴著我的膠原蛋白 iPad，所以你知道我非常認真地對待這件事。

Now, when I went to get dressed for this date, I really had to reach back in the closet, kind of like behind all my daily wear to bring out something that's a little fancy up to Jackson's standards.

現在，當我去為這次約會打扮的時候，我真的不得不把手伸進衣櫃裡，就像在我所有日常穿著的背後，拿出一些符合傑克遜標準的花哨衣服。

As a mother, I feel like I shop very practically.

作為一名母親，我覺得自己的購物方式非常實用。

Everything I buy is machine washable because it's all gonna end up stained.

我買的所有東西都可以機洗，因為最後都會弄髒。

I don't own cocktail dresses or nighttime outfits because whenever I go to buy one, I have to remind myself that I have nowhere to wear it.

我沒有雞尾酒裙或夜裝，因為每次去買時，我都要提醒自己沒地方穿。

But for this, we're going out, got a nice dress, and I put in some effort.

但這次，我們要出去，買了件漂亮衣服，我也花了些心思。

We realized that we kind of have to do things out of order because if we go to Chuck E.

我們意識到，我們必須按順序做事，因為如果我們去 Chuck E.

Cheese first and then the park, it's gonna be pitch black by the time we get to the park, and that means it's technically closed, I think.

先吃奶酪，然後去公園，我們到公園的時候已經漆黑一片了，我想這意味著公園在技術上已經關閉了。

So, we're gonna go to the park first, then Chuck E.

所以，我們先去公園，然後去 Chuck E。

Cheese, then ice cream, and then we're gonna watch Adventure Time.

先吃奶酪，再吃冰淇淋，然後看《冒險時間》。

So, our first stop was the park, which was the stop I was least excited for, but we did it.

是以，我們的第一站是公園，這也是我最不期待的一站，但我們還是去了。

So, Matt and I went, and we forced ourselves to play on the play equipment.

於是，我和馬特就去了，我們強迫自己在遊樂設施上玩耍。

We made sure to go on each and every piece of equipment because I thought that that constituted a full park play experience.

我們一定要玩遍每一個設備，因為我認為這才是完整的公園遊玩體驗。

Now, it never dawned on me until I actually went and tried playing on this play equipment that kids are a lot more dexterous than adults, and I felt most embarrassed about the fact that I could barely get through the monkey bars.

直到我真正去嘗試玩這些遊樂設施時，我才意識到，孩子們比成年人要靈巧得多，而最讓我感到尷尬的是，我幾乎無法通過猴欄。

Okay, this is so awkward, and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a parent approached us and asked us to leave.

好吧，這太尷尬了，說實話，如果有家長走過來請我們離開，我一點也不會感到驚訝。

We really stick out right now, and also this park is so crowded.

我們現在真的很突出，而且這個公園人太多了。

We're getting a lot of weird looks, so we're gonna go.

很多人都用奇怪的眼神看我們 所以我們得走了

While at the park, my first priority was just to not make eye contact with anyone or look at any child for too long.

在公園裡，我的首要任務就是不要和任何人有目光接觸，也不要長時間注視任何孩子。

It was all around very awkward, but it wasn't horrible.

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