Name: 朋友們｜菲比的所有歌曲 (Friends | All Of Phoebe's Songs)
Uploaded: 2025-04-24T04:43:36.000Z
Duration: 15 min 32 s

Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.

Central Perk 很榮幸為您帶來菲比-巴菲小姐的音樂。

I want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.

我想先從一首歌開始，這首歌講述的是當你突然意識到人生真諦的那一刻。

Okay, I'm gonna play some songs about grandparents, okay?

好了，我要放幾首關於祖父母的歌，好嗎？

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes.

現在，奶奶成了大家都喜歡的人。

She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike.

她給你帶來了一列火車和一輛閃亮的自行車。

But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner.

And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.

你上次見她時，她看起來瘦了很多。

Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru.

現在你媽媽和你爸爸說她搬到祕魯去了。

But the truth is she died and someday you will too.

但事實是，她死了，有一天你也會死。

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。

And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played maracas.

一個老態龍鍾的老人說，我會盡我所能，其餘的老鼠就敲起了馬卡琴。

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.

它們又小又胖，摸起來非常可愛。

Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.

很快，他們就會長大，對你怨恨萬分。

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why.

現在他們對你大喊大叫，你卻不知道為什麼。

So this is a song about a love triangle between three people that I made up.

這首歌講述了我編造的三個人之間的三角戀。

It's called Two of Them Kissed Last Night.

There was a girl we'll call her Betty and a guy let's call him Neil.

有一個女孩，我們叫她貝蒂，還有一個男人，我們叫他尼爾。

Now I can't stress this point too strongly.

現在，我再怎麼強調這一點也不為過。

Now our Neil must decide who will be the girl that he casts aside.

現在，我們的尼爾必須決定誰會成為被他拋棄的女孩。

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly or will it be the one who we'll call Lulu Lee?

貝蒂會是他真正愛的那個人，還是那個我們稱之為李露露的人呢？

Even though I made him up he must decide.

儘管他是我捏造的，但他必須做出決定。

Because you know life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff.

因為你知道生活會給你各種各樣的東西。

You know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow.

你知道，你要吸取教訓，希望你能成長。

Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell, go to hell.

下地獄去吧，下地獄去吧，下地獄去吧，下地獄去吧。

Ladies and gentlemen back by popular demand Miss Phoebe Buffay.

女士們先生們，應大家的要求，菲比-巴菲小姐回來了

I want to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year.

我想從一首歌開始，這首歌在每年的這個時候對我來說都意義非凡。

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitching.

我創造了一個擁有煤炭般眼睛和迷人微笑的男人。

How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?

我怎麼會知道我媽媽死在廚房裡？

My mother's ashes even her eyelashes are resting in a little yellow jar.

我母親的骨灰，甚至她的睫毛，都安放在一個黃色的小罐子裡。

And sometimes when it's breezy I feel a little sneezy.

有時微風一吹，我就會打噴嚏。

Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?

Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburgers.

然後農夫就打他的頭，把他碾碎，這就是我們的漢堡包。

They found their bodies the very next day.

第二天，他們就發現了他們的屍體。

And they found their bodies the very next.

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song.

我的皮膚沾滿肥皂水，頭髮溼漉漉的。

There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people.

等你長大了，你也會有想和別人上床的時候。

只是想讓他們喜歡你，但又不喜歡。

Because that's another thing that you don't want to do.

因為這是你不想做的另一件事。

Everybody that's another thing that you don't want to do.

Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed.

根據需要起泡、沖洗、重複起泡、沖洗、重複起泡、沖洗、重複沖洗。

Was the double double double jointed boy.

Little tiny Tarzan swinging on a nose hair.

For there is no greater gift than the gift of music.

因為沒有比音樂更偉大的禮物了。

艾瑪，你的名字讓我左右為難。

He played the commanding officer in Rambo.

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