Name: 金剛狼變種"--漫威影業《死侍與金剛狼》電影剪輯 HD ('Wolverine Variants' - Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine | Movie Clip HD)
Uploaded: 2025-04-22T03:46:49.000Z
Duration: 3 min 27 s

Well, look at this little hairy Lou Retton.

是的，你做到了，準確的漫畫短篇王。

Ooh, you have anchor being written all over you.

That's a whole goddamn package right there.

Howdy, I'm just auditioning, I'm auditioning anchor being.

你好，我正在試鏡，我正在試鏡主播。

Oh, yeah, that's going to need some coconut oil.

哦，對了，這需要一些椰子油。

Now, you fought the Hulk in this outfit, no?

現在，你穿著這身衣服和綠巨人戰鬥，不是嗎？

I marvel Jesus, you dull creature, and I will not.

我驚歎耶穌，你這無趣的生物，我不會的。

It's not you, we're just going in a different direction.

不是你，我們只是換了個方向。

You know, from behind, you look a little bit like Henry.

你知道嗎，從後面看，你有點像亨利。

And may I say, sir, on behalf of all humanity.

先生，請允許我代表全人類說一句：

We will treat you so much better than those shit fucks down the street.

我們會比街邊那些狗孃養的對你們好很多。

No, sir, not while the fate of my universe is at stake.

不，先生，這關係到我宇宙的命運。

I told you, you're not welcome here, you're not welcome anywhere.

我告訴過你，這裡不歡迎你，任何地方都不歡迎你。

Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.

Yes, you are, and I'm going to need you to come with me right now.

是的，你是，我需要你現在就跟我走。

Look, lady, I'm not interested, really getting into your cups there.

聽著，女士，我對你的杯子不感興趣。

Because, unfortunately, I need you, and even more unfortunately, my entire world needs you.

因為不幸的是，我需要你，更不幸的是，我的整個世界都需要你。

I could tell you have a sort of don't get too close, I'll only break your heart vibe going here, but every other Wolverine would have really hurt me by now.

我看得出你有一種 "別靠太近，我只會傷了你的心 "的感覺，但其他所有的金剛狼現在都已經傷透了我的心。

And I'm sort of on the tick tick, so hopsy daisy, here we go.

我在打鉤，所以，雛菊，我們開始吧。

You're right, I don't, and you don't want this.

你說得對，我不想，你也不想這樣。

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