Name: 摩登家庭 S01E01 - 試點（第1部分） (Modern Family S01E01 - Pilot (Part 1))
Uploaded: 2025-04-10T09:33:35.000Z
Duration: 3 min 18 s

Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs, just text me.

我們都上樓了，你們幹嘛還吼我們，給我發簡訊就好了。

Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?

親愛的，關於你女兒的裙子，你有什麼要說的嗎？

Sorry, oh yeah, that looks really cute, sweetheart.

對不起，哦，是的，看起來真的很可愛，甜心。

No, it's way too short, people know you're a girl, you don't need to prove it to them.

不，這太短了，人們知道你是個女孩，你不需要向他們證明。

Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.

I was out of control growing up there, you know, I said it, I I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made.

我在那裡長大時曾失控過，你知道，我說過，我只是不想讓我的孩子們重蹈我的覆轍。

If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida half naked, I've done my job.

如果海莉永遠不會半裸著在佛羅里達的海灘上醒來，我就完成了我的工作。

Vamos, Manny, kick it, kick it, don't let him kick it!

瓦莫斯，曼尼，踢它，踢它，別讓他踢！

Manny go a la derecha, a la derecha, mi hijo.

曼尼，去右邊，去右邊，我的孩子。

Gloria, they're O and six, let's take it down a notch.

格洛麗亞，他們是 O 歲和 6 歲的孩子，讓我們小點聲。

Jay's from the city, he has a big business.

傑伊是城裡人，生意做得很大。

I come from a small village, very poor, but very, very beautiful.

我來自一個小村莊，非常貧窮，但非常非常美麗。

It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the what's the word?

它是全哥倫比亞的頭號村莊，有什麼詞？

Manny, stop him, stop him, you can do it!

曼尼，攔住他，攔住他，你能做到的！

Come on, coach, you got to take that kid out.

來吧，教練，你得帶那孩子出去。

Why don't you worry about your son, he spent the first half with his hand in his pants.

你為什麼不擔心你的兒子，他上半場一直把手插在褲子裡。

I've wanted to tell her after the last six weeks.

這六個星期以來，我一直想告訴她。

Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett, Manny's mother.

你好 我是格洛麗亞-普里切特 曼尼的母親

Don't be fooled by the uh, give me a second here.

別被我的 "呃 "給騙了，等我一下。

Uh, we have been together for five, five years now.

And uh, we just we decided we really wanted to have a baby.

So we had initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate.

是以，我們最初請我們的一位女同性戀朋友代孕。

Then we figured they're already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?

然後我們想，他們已經夠刻薄了，你能想象他們中有人懷孕嗎？

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