Name: 【看動畫學英文】《阿甘妙世界》阿甘最好的朋友？！(Gumball's Best Friend | The Amazing World of Gumball | Cartoon Network Africa)
Uploaded: 2025-04-09T04:17:31.000Z
Duration: 3 min 38 s

Someone put a pair of eyes on some cotton candy and dumped it on our doorstep.

有人在棉花糖上貼了一雙眼睛，然後把它扔到了我們家門口。

Oh, no, wait, it's one of those '90s talking toys that are creepier than bald men with long hair.

哦，不，等等，這是其中之一。90 年代會說話的玩具，比長髮禿頭的男人更令人毛骨悚然。 

哦，達爾文，這是法茜，我的閨蜜。

Did you really have to invite him for lunch?

Why are you so angry I had a best friend before you?

我在你之前有個最好的朋友，你為什麼這麼生氣？

不是一個人生氣，而是你生氣了。

Why don't you have a seat, Fuzzy, we'll bring out some fruit that isn't you.

你為什麼不坐下呢，法茜？ 我們會拿一些不是你的水果出來。

A few years before you arrived and before he would.

在你來之前幾年，在他來之前。

Oh, I was just trying to work out if I give a darn.

哦，我只是想知道我是否在乎。

Yeah, you know, things were moving along.

是的，你知道，事情正在進展中。

Take this, I'm afraid that's all the dorns I have to give.

拿著這個，恐怕我只能給你這麼多了。

Hey, dude, why don't we hang out and grab something to eat in town?

嘿，夥計，我們去鎮上吃點東西吧？

So what have you been up to? How's Minnesota?

你最近在忙什麼？明尼蘇達怎麼樣？ 

It's hard to tell, everyone is wearing ski masks all year long.

很難說，大家一年到頭都戴著滑雪面罩。

Either I have friends or I'm on a CIA watch list.

要麼我有朋友，要麼我在中情局的監視名單上。

Somewhere is so short there, you just call it s, it's so cold up there, rappers can only sag their pants under their nipple level.

那裡的某個地方太矮了，你只能稱之為 "S"，那裡太冷了，說唱歌手的褲子只能垂到乳頭以下。

All right, all right, I get it, it's great.

好吧，好吧，我明白了，這很好。

Yeah, well, it would have been better if you were around.

No, I do have one friend, Hank, he's pretty frozen.

不，我有一個朋友，叫漢克，他很冷酷。

That's how you say cool in Minnesota, you have to adjust the temperature.

這就是明尼蘇達州的 "涼爽"，你必須調節溫度。

Although if he knew I was hanging out with you now, I'd probably be in room temperature water.

不過，如果他知道我現在和你在一起，我可能會被關在常溫水裡。

He's a nice guy, but you know, it's not the same.

他是個好人，但你知道，這不一樣。

Look, I'm sorry, fuzz, I really wanted to keep in touch and send you a letter or something, but turns out it takes toddlers four years to learn how to write.

聽著，我很抱歉，小毛頭，我真的很想和你保持聯繫，給你寫封信什麼的，但事實證明，幼兒要花四年時間才能學會寫字。

After all that time, it felt a bit like posting a get well soon card through the window of a hearse.

過了那麼久，感覺就像隔著靈車的車窗張貼 "早日康復 "的賀卡一樣。

Well, I'm back now and I'm glad we get to catch up on lost time.

好了，我現在回來了，我很高興我們能敘敘舊。

Dude, are you seriously still looking for a comeback?

老兄，你真的還想東山再起嗎？

Darwin, just because Fuzzy's back in my life doesn't mean I love you any less.

達爾文，雖然法茜回到了我的生活，但這並不意味著我對你的愛減少了。

Dude, I love you more than elderly people love walking around in their birthday suits in sports locker rooms.

老兄，我愛你勝過老年人喜歡穿著壽衣在體育更衣室裡走來走去。

More than Canadians love telling you which famous people are Canadian?

比加拿大人更喜歡告訴你哪些名人是加拿大人？

More than PC gamers love to bash game consoles.

I'm sorry if it looks like I'm overreacting, but I just don't trust that guy.

如果我看起來反應過度，我很抱歉，但我就是不相信那傢伙。

He looks like a hairy thumb with bulbous soulless motion capture eyes.

他看起來就像一個毛茸茸的拇指，長著一雙沒有靈魂的圓鼓鼓的動作捕捉眼睛。

Would you please just give him a chance for me?

How about we hang out together and play some games?

Sorry if my seasoning isn't to the taste of your treasoning.

如果我的調料不合你叛國的口味，請原諒。

You know, the salt come back from before and, never mind.

你知道，鹽是從以前回來的，沒關係。

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