Can we have our money back?

我們能把錢要回來嗎？

You guys can't return food.

你們不能退還食物

This is half eaten anyways.

反正也吃了一半了。

You think I'm a chump or something?

你覺得我是個笨蛋還是什麼？

Well, no, but we just thought what we waited for wasn't really equal to the quality of food.

不，我們只是覺得我們所等待的與食物的品質並不匹配。

No offense.

無意冒犯。

Oh, so now you're going to rip on my food, get lost.

哦，那你現在要撕我的食物了，滾吧。

Next.

下一個

What, oh, we understand your food stinks.

什麼，哦，我們知道你們的食物很臭。

No, I'm not done complaining yet, I will be heard on the internet.

不，我還沒抱怨完呢，我會在互聯網上發聲的。

Worst food ever, one quarter star.

最糟糕的食物，四分之一顆星。

Why give a quarter, they have to learn.

為什麼要給四分之一，他們必須學會。

I like the ambiance.

我喜歡這裡的氛圍。

Well, I'm not pulling any punches, eat here if you hate eating.

好吧，我就不多說了，如果你討厭吃，就來這裡吃吧。

Yeah.

是啊

I don't know what's worse, selling terrible food or the fact that people like it.

我不知道哪個更糟糕，是賣難吃的食物，還是人們喜歡它。

It's a shame, sometimes I just don't understand this world anymore.

真遺憾，有時我真不理解這個世界了。

Yeah, I guess some people just can't tell the difference between good food and, oh, this is amazing food.

是啊，我猜有些人就是分不清美食和 "哦，這真是令人驚歎的美食 "之間的區別。

Oh my gosh.

我的天啊

Ice Bear knows.

冰熊知道

Oh man, this is way better than that ramen taco truck.

哦，天哪，這可比那輛拉麵捲餅車好吃多了。

Huh, that's it.

嗯，就是這樣。

Okay you guys, this is going to blow your mind.

好了，夥計們，這會讓你們大吃一驚的。

Let's start our own food truck.

我們自己開一輛餐車吧

That's not a bad idea, I guess, it couldn't be that hard, and our food is totally better than that shady taco truck, and we'll get a ton of customers and be super rich.

這主意不錯，我想，沒那麼難，而且我們的食物比那輛黑乎乎的墨西哥捲餅車好吃多了，我們會有一大堆顧客，然後變得超級有錢。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Ice Bear is in.

冰熊進來了。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Anyways, come and enjoy our wonderful Kelsones, please.

總之，請來享受我們美妙的凱爾松吧。