Name: "你說她是光頭！"| 朋友 (“You Said She Was Bald!” | Friends)
Uploaded: 2025-03-16T11:58:37.000Z
Duration: 4 min 32 s

would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?

如果我給羅斯安排個約會，你會同意嗎？

Um, my friend Bonnie, she just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two aren't together, she asked if I could set it up, but if you're not cool with it, I won't.

我的朋友邦妮 她一直覺得羅斯很可愛 現在你們倆不在一起了 她問我能不能幫她安排一下 但如果你不同意 我就不幫了

You remember her from my birthday party two years ago.

你還記得兩年前我生日聚會上的她吧。

She's, yeah, like average height, medium build, bald.

她中等個子，中等身材，禿頭。

Oh, that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame.

哦，太鬱悶了，我想我剛剛從《名聲》的一個孩子那裡買了一個軟椒鹽捲餅。

如果你需要，我可以給你看身份證。

No, I'm sorry, just, you look a lot different than the last time I saw you.

不，我很抱歉，只是，你看起來和我上次見你時大不一樣了。

Oh, yeah, well, I just started wearing bras again.

哦，對了，我剛又開始戴胸罩了。

How could you not tell me that she has hair?

你怎麼能不告訴我她有頭髮呢？

I don't know, I hardly ever say that about people.

我不知道，我很少這麼說別人。

Well, I'm sorry, I thought you said it was okay.

Yeah, I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick.

是啊，當我以為她是個奇怪的禿頭妞時，我就說沒關係了。

I mean, you know, that girl has got hair all over her head.

我的意思是，你知道，那個女孩滿頭都是頭髮。

Oh, I got to tell you, I I wasn't expecting to like her at all, I mean, I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now, but she's really terrific.

哦，我得告訴你，我完全沒想到會喜歡她，我是說，我現在真的沒想到會喜歡任何人，但她真的很棒。

Yeah, you know what, there are other fish in the sea.

是啊，你知道嗎，海里還有別的魚呢。

Are you capable of talking about anything else?

Okay, would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant or inside his shower drain?

好吧，你是願意住在一個汗流浹背的巨人的襯衫口袋裡，還是住在他的淋浴下水道里？

No, no, look at that, it's a line of ants, they're working as a team, baby.

不，不，你看，那是一排螞蟻，它們是一個團隊，寶貝。

Oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her.

Oof, I hope he lets her down easy, let's go.

哦，我希望他能讓她輕鬆下來，我們走吧。

Come on, Phoebe, look at that, they're not breaking up, look at them.

來吧，菲比，看看，他們沒有分手，看看他們。

That is a, that is a second date, that's what that is.

這就是第二次約會，就是這樣。

Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh.

你看，她剛剛把手放在了他的大腿上。

Oh, no, that really is nothing, she's very sexually aggressive.

哦，不，那真的沒什麼，她性慾很強。

Phoebe, this is all your fault now, he loves her, he's going to marry her.

菲比 這都是你的錯 他愛她 他會娶她的

曾經，曾經，曾經，曾經，曾經，曾經。

Phoebe, we can't, we just can't let it happen, okay, we have to do something, we have to break them up, okay, you just go in there and like shave her head, you owe me one bald girl.

菲比，我們不能，我們不能讓它發生，好吧，我們必須做一些事情，我們必須打破他們，好吧，你只是去那裡，像剃光頭，你欠我一個禿頭的女孩。

Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross?

你不就是那個決定不想和羅斯在一起的人嗎？

I just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon.

我只是，你知道，我沒想到他這麼快就這麼開心。

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"你說她是光頭！"| 朋友 (“You Said She Was Bald!” | Friends)

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