Name: 錢德勒不能微笑著拍照 | 朋友們 (Chandler Can't Smile for Photos | Friends)
Uploaded: 2025-03-16T11:55:47.000Z
Duration: 5 min 6 s

過去簡單式

They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.

他們要在當地報紙上刊登我們訂婚的消息 所以我們要找一張我們的好照片

No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this.

不，你站在一個這樣的人身邊，會有很好的照片。

That's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.

這就是在自由女神像和你在一起的那個討厭鬼。

Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer?

嘿，你們為什麼不去找專業攝影師拍肖像照呢？

I bet they have one of those wind machines, you know, like...

我打賭他們有那種風力機器，你知道，就像...

Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.

這樣一來，錢德勒就不會顯得那麼愚蠢了。

All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going.

好吧，不過我得提醒你，我不會去的。

Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?

現在，錢德勒，你想給我們一個微笑嗎？

Chandler, Chandler, sweetie, I know you can do this, okay?

錢德，錢德，親愛的 我知道你可以的，好嗎？

All right, maybe you don't have to smile.

Let's try a look at a far-off wonderment.

讓我們試著看看一個遙遠的奇蹟。

Okay, we'll gaze into our future, and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come, okay?

好吧，我們將凝視我們的未來，我們將思考我們的婚姻和未來的日子，好嗎？

Chandler, what is the matter with your face?

Wait, this picture's supposed to say Gellar and Bing to be married, not local woman saves drowning moron.

等等，這張照片應該是說蓋拉和賓要結婚了，而不是當地婦女救了溺水的白痴。

就這樣，就這樣，拿著，拿著。

It seems to say, I love you, and that's why I have to kill you.

它似乎在說：我愛你，所以我必須殺了你。

Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes.

哦，天哪，那是我臥室裡的眼睛？

Do you really want to pull at that thread?

All right, all right, all right, all right.

You want to know what I do when I take resume shots?

想知道我拍履歷時都做了些什麼嗎？

Okay, first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous, right?

好吧，首先，你要讓它看起來很自然，對嗎？

I look down, look down, keep looking down, then I look up.

我低頭，低頭，繼續低頭，然後抬頭。

Look down, you're looking down, keep looking down.

往下看，你在往下看，繼續往下看。

Yeah, Joey said I needed to relax, so he gave me an antihistamine.

喬伊說我需要放鬆 所以他給我開了抗組胺藥

Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn.

是啊，然後我在地鐵上睡著了，一直睡到布魯克林。

No, no, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.

不，不，不過別擔心，別擔心，因為我現在知道怎麼拍照了。

字幕列表影片播放

錢德勒不能微笑著拍照 | 朋友們 (Chandler Can't Smile for Photos | Friends)

pretend

matter

spontaneous

resume