Yes, time has passed and continues to pass, I'm fully developed now.

是的，時間已經過去，而且還在繼續流逝，我現在已經完全發育成熟了。

You are, yeah.

是的

Deteriorating, some might say.

有些人可能會說，這是在惡化。

What?

什麼？

So what are we playing?

那我們玩什麼呢？

What is this?

這是什麼？

That's like a re-release of this game we used to play as kids, remember we used to play this game?

這就像是我們小時候玩過的遊戲的再版，還記得我們以前玩過這個遊戲嗎？

I do remember some of childhood.

我確實記得一些童年的事情。

This game was so fun, we used to have so much fun playing it.

這個遊戲太好玩了，我們曾經玩得不亦樂乎。

Oh yeah, I used to be sloshing with dopamine when we'd play this.

哦，是啊，以前我們玩這個的時候，我的多巴胺都快溢出來了。

Ew, gross.

噁心

That stuff would shoot out like a busted pipe.

那東西會像爆管一樣射出來。

Okay, well, let's get back into it.

好了，我們繼續吧。

We'll try.

我們會盡力的。

All right, uh, oh, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧

Let's do this.

我們開始吧

They really remastered the, um, the polygons.

他們真的重新制作了，嗯，多邊形。

Yeah, responsibilities.

是的，責任。

What?

什麼？

Responsibilities.

職責

What, what about them?

什麼，他們怎麼辦？

We have those, quite a bit of them.

我們有這些東西，數量還不少。

I know.

我知道

So, what, don't say stuff like that, we're trying to have fun.

所以呢，別說這種話，我們只是想找點樂子。

Sorry.

對不起。

Oh, when you jump, they added a tail bounce, like the little, the tail bounces.

哦，當你跳起來的時候，他們還加了一個尾巴彈跳，就像小尾巴彈跳一樣。

It's pretty cool when they do that kind of thing.

他們這樣做的時候很酷。

The state of the world.

世界的現狀

What?

什麼？

The state of the world.

世界的現狀

What about it?

怎麼樣？

It's not great.

不是很好。

Feels ominous.

感覺不祥。

Why are you, don't talk about stuff like that, this is supposed to be an enjoyable escape from all that.

你怎麼了，別提這種事了，這裡本該是個令人愉快的避風港。

Oh, my bad.

哦，我的錯。

This is fun, these are fun times we're having.

這很有趣，我們正在經歷一段有趣的時光。

I totally hear you, so I'm not going to bring up the expensive sounding noise the car made on the way home that we should probably get checked out.

我完全明白你的意思，所以我不會再提回家路上汽車發出的昂貴噪音，我們也許應該去檢查一下。

Exactly, don't bring that up.

沒錯，別提這個了。

And tax season, that's like, that's totally off the table to talk about.

至於稅務季，那就更談不上了。

Right, we are having fun with a video game like when we were kids.

沒錯，我們正在享受電子遊戲帶來的樂趣，就像我們小時候一樣。

I totally get it.

我完全理解。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You should get that crystal.

你應該得到那塊水晶。

The crystal, yes, yes, yes.

水晶，是的，是的，是的。

The crystal, I got the, I got the crystal, it was fun, we, that was good.

水晶，我拿到了，我拿到了水晶，這很有趣，我們，這很好。

Why does it say one out of 100?

為什麼上面寫的是 100 分之一？

Because I guess you got to get a hundred of them.

因為我猜你得買上一百個。

Wow.

哇

How long do you think that'll take?

你認為這需要多長時間？

You know, several hours, I imagine.

你知道的，我估計要好幾個小時。

Several hours, wow.

幾個小時，哇。

And we're going to, that's something we're going to do.

我們會這麼做的。

We're supposed to.

我們應該這樣做。

Didn't we say we're going to start working out more, but then we were like, oh, we just can't find the time to do that.

我們不是說過要開始多鍛鍊嗎，但後來我們又覺得，哦，我們就是抽不出時間來鍛鍊。

This is relaxing.

這讓人放鬆。

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

It would be if you did that dopamine thing you used to do.

如果你做了你以前做的多巴胺的事情，那就會是這樣。

I think we've seen too much for me to properly do that anymore.

我想我們已經看了太多的東西，我不能再這樣做了。

Well, we're going to try because we used to love this, so focus.

好吧，我們要試試，因為我們以前很喜歡這個，所以集中精力。

Understood?

明白了嗎？

I'm focusing.

我在集中注意力。

Me too.

我也是。

Second crystal, this is fun.

第二塊水晶，這很有趣。

So what's the point of this?

這有什麼意義呢？

I need to punch the other animals and get their crystals.

我需要給其他動物一拳，拿到它們的水晶。

So like what's the point of this?

那麼，這有什麼意義呢？

Oh my God.

我的天啊

What do you think the full length of this game is?

你認為這個遊戲的全長有多長？

I read that it's 30 hours.

我在書上看到是 30 個小時。

Wow, so if you play this for two hours right now and then do that every day, it's going to take you more than two weeks to get through this.

哇，如果你現在玩兩個小時，然後每天都這樣玩，那麼你將需要兩個多星期才能玩完。

All right, you did it, you ruined it, I'm not interested in playing this anymore.

好吧，你做到了，你毀了它，我沒興趣再玩這個了。

Oh, well, it was a waste of time anyway if we're being honest.

老實說，這也是浪費時間。

I mean, you were about to waste several hours on that.

我是說，你在這上面浪費了好幾個小時。

Yep.

是的。

Want to take out your phone and spend several hours on TikTok?

想拿出手機花幾個小時玩 TikTok？

Oh, definitely.

哦，當然。

Hi there, hello, please hit that subscribe button, I am a disembodied head, so you can trust me, you can trust me.

你好，你好，請點擊訂閱按鈕，我是一個沒有實體的腦袋，所以你可以相信我，你可以相信我。