Name: 海綿寶寶的菠蘿裡有 45 分鐘？| @海綿寶寶官方微博 (45 MINUTES in SpongeBob's Pineapple ? | @SpongeBobOfficial)
Uploaded: 2025-02-23T03:52:53.000Z
Duration: 49 min 35 s

What y'all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?

If you guys were smart, you would join me.

如果你們聰明的話，就會加入我的行列。

That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there.

那場事故讓我意識到，外面的世界很危險。

And so I've simply decided I am never leaving my house again.

於是，我乾脆決定再也不出門了。

That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk.

Now to put the key in the lock, which should activate the tumblers, thus opening the door.

現在把鑰匙插進鎖裡，這樣就能啟動不倒翁，從而打開門。

A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work?

為慶祝我完美的工作準時率而舉辦一個驚喜派對？

再見，痞老闆再見，珊迪再見，拉里

How did you guys know today is my birthday?

你們怎麼知道今天是我的生日？

我們只知道請柬上寫的是什麼。

你現在已經擁有了你所需要的一切。

沒有人離開。我們完全孤立無援

For all we know, he could be the Strangler.

據我們所知，他可能就是扼殺者。

Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?

嘿，沒有剃鬚膏你是怎麼做到的？

How else would I have known to make freshly whipped clotted cream?

要不然，我怎麼會知道要製作新鮮的凝塊奶油呢？

Because this clotted cream is out of this world!

因為這種凝塊奶油是世界上獨一無二的！

The Plan Your Own Party Kit encourages creativity when stuffing your piñata.

自己策劃派對套件鼓勵在填充皮納塔時發揮創意。

問得好，加里。不過不用擔心。

The Plan Your Own Party Kit warns that unsupervised parties can lead to disaster.

自己策劃派對工具包》警告說，無人監督的派對可能會導致災難。

That's why I've taken the liberty of devising a schedule.

是以，我冒昧地設計了一個時間表。

8.15 to 8.27, craft quarter, followed by name tag distribution.

8.15 至 8.27，手工藝季，隨後分發名牌。

At 8.15, we begin the qualifying rounds for our cracker-eating-slash-tongue-twister contest.

8 點 15 分，我們將開始 "吃餅乾大賽 "的預選賽。

At 10.09, things start cooking as I dip into my world-famous knock-knock joke vault.

10 點 09 分，我開始 "烹飪 "我那舉世聞名的 "敲敲打打 "笑話庫。

And as long as we stick to this schedule, our party is a guaranteed success!

只要我們遵守這個時間表，我們的派對就一定會成功！

海綿寶寶，能借我一些沐浴珠嗎？

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