Welcome back to Destination F'd Volume 38.

歡迎繼續收看《Destination F'd Volume 38》。

Off she goes.

她走了

Let's bring in the rescue team.

讓救援隊進來吧

Let's keep that rescue team on the payroll because this dad is far too relaxed and shit mixed.

讓救援隊繼續領工資吧，因為這個爸爸太放鬆了，太混賬了。

He almost broke his neck, but the kids love it.

他差點摔斷脖子，但孩子們很喜歡。

Cool memories for an eternity.

永恆的美好回憶

You can walk it off, big fella. 3, 2, 1, DESTINATION FUCKED!

你可以走了，大個子3, 2, 1, 目的地完蛋了

I've opened with a real water-based theme, haven't I?

我以真正的水為主題開場，不是嗎？

Destination F'd Atlantis, I call it.

我稱之為 "亞特蘭蒂斯毀滅目的地"。

You legends that send in videos have a lot of water and skiing fails and bikes, but I'll get to those.

你們這些發送視頻的傳奇人物有很多水上運動、滑雪失敗和自行車的視頻，但我會去看的。

Look at these spinny spins.

看看這些旋轉的小球。

He is majestic.

他氣勢磅礴。

Living his best life.

過著最美好的生活

This reminds me of my dad on the Swan River in the 90s.

這讓我想起了 90 年代我父親在天鵝河上的情景。

Do it again.

再來一次

Do it again.

再來一次

Do it— FUCK YEAH!

做吧--他媽的是的！

He just needs a pair of budgie smugglers to top it off.

他只需要一對虎皮鸚鵡走私者就夠了。

So far, this is nothing but destination perfect.

到目前為止，除了完美的目的地之外，這一切都是完美的。

I fail to see how there's a fail involved.

我看不出這其中有什麼失敗。

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

Don't change your grip.

不要改變你的握力。

DON'T PUT THAT THERE!

別放在那兒

FUCK ME!

我操

Let's cross over to a wedding WITHOUT A CAKE!

讓我們穿越到一個沒有蛋糕的婚禮！

The bride is like, you know what?

新娘說，你知道嗎？

We can still eat that.

我們還是可以吃的。

I tend to agree with her.

我傾向於同意她的觀點。

The cake looks like a shit biscuit on a plate anyway, so yeah nah yeah, it's all good.

反正蛋糕看起來就像盤子裡的大便餅乾，所以是啊是啊，一切都很好。

Keep dancing.

繼續跳舞

I feel bad for the young hospitality dickhead though.

不過，我還是為那個熱情好客的年輕人感到難過。

He's thinking, ah no, I'm gonna get executed.

他在想，啊不，我會被處死的。

My boss is gonna kill me all over a shit stale looking biscuit cake.

我的老闆會為了一個看起來很爛的餅乾蛋糕殺了我的。

This sheila's face goes from YAY!

這位女士的表情從 "耶 "變成了 "不"！

To I'll go get the bloody strawberries.

我去拿該死的草莓。

Cybertruck.

賽博卡車

From what I see online, there's only one destination where this will end up.

從我在網上看到的情況來看，最終的目的地只有一個。

Although this one looks like a tough one.

雖然這看起來是個難題。

Maybe it could be a tough build.

也許這可能是一個艱難的建造過程。

An anomaly.

異常現象

It will be okay.

一切都會好起來的。

Don't believe everything you see on Twitter.

不要相信你在 Twitter 上看到的一切。

They can't be that bad.

他們不會那麼壞的。

I still call it Twitter.

我仍然稱之為 "推特"。

Okay yeah nah.

好吧

It's pissing out blue shit.

它在撒藍色的尿。

That one's fucked.

這下慘了

Anyway, could this possibly be the fault of the driver?

無論如何，這可能是司機的錯嗎？

However, maybe.

不過，也許吧。

Oh you're both reversing you two.

哦，你們兩個都顛倒了。

Oi neighbours.

鄰居們好

Dickheads.

蠢貨

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

You're both reversing.

你們都在倒車

You keep doing that, there's only gonna be one outcome.

你繼續這樣做，只會有一個結果。

You've kept doing it and here's the outcome.

你一直在做，結果就是這樣。

I knew the outcome.

我知道結果。

Here's an employee at Benny Boy Brewing.

這是班尼男孩釀酒公司的一名員工。

What commitment to marketing.

對營銷的承諾。

Sending himself to destination.

將自己送往目的地。

Fucked.

我操

And smelling like stale ale for the rest of the day.

接下來的一天都聞著陳年麥酒的味道。

I don't know where this pub is, but I love it.

我不知道這家酒館在哪裡，但我很喜歡。

Dashcam footage.

監控錄像

It rarely ends well when it makes its way onto the internet.

在互聯網上傳播的資訊很少有好下場。

Where's our lucky DF contestant?

我們的幸運 DF 參賽者在哪裡？

There.

在那兒

He is.

他是。

Wear a helmet kids.

孩子們，戴上頭盔

Ah good.

啊，太好了。

This Aussie man viewer wears a helmet.

這位澳洲觀眾戴著頭盔。

I'm proud of ya mate.

我為你感到驕傲，夥計。

Now let's see how badly you injure yourself.

現在讓我們看看你傷得有多重。

Owwwww.

噢噢噢

That driveway is very blank.

那條車道非常空曠。

It's freaking me out.

嚇死我了

Headlight incoming.

車頭燈來電。

It's a sheila on a tiny motorbike.

這是一個騎著小摩托車的 Sheila。

No helmet.

沒有頭盔

You fair dinkum dodgy wanker of a goose.

你這隻癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉。

Yeah nah yeah.

是啊是啊。

You sit there.

你坐在那裡。

Reflect.

反映。

Think about your actions.

想想你的行動。

Here come her bazillion kids.

她的孩子們來了

They're like OMG are we literally about to be orphans?

他們會想，天哪，我們真的要成為孤兒了嗎？

Nah it's all good.

不，一切都很好。

Let's get that tiny bike out of the way.

讓我們把那輛小自行車開走吧。

She is in charge of a lot of kids and pets.

她負責照顧很多孩子和寵物。

Perhaps this overwhelming responsibility has led to risky mini biking behaviour.

也許，這種壓倒性的責任導致了危險的迷你自行車行為。

Here we go.

開始了

Here's the obligatory skiing video.

下面是必看的滑雪視頻。

Cheers to all the legends sending videos in daily by the way.

順便為每天發來視頻的所有傳奇人物乾杯。

This is smooth so far.

目前還算順利。

It's relaxing.

讓人放鬆。

It's European as fuck.

真他媽像歐洲人。

What could possibly go wrong?

會出什麼問題呢？

I'll tell ya.

我告訴你

Veering off the track into the bumpy terrain and WHAM!

偏離軌道，進入顛簸的地形，"砰 "的一聲！

Dickhead down.

蠢貨倒下了

Poor poor poor dickhead down.

可憐的傢伙倒下了。

Oi keep getting those pre-orders in for the Aussie man boomerangs flip flop thongs.

澳大利人回力鏢人字拖丁字褲的預購訂單源源不斷。

They will ship in late October.

它們將於 10 月下旬發貨。

Every pair comes with spare straps.

每雙鞋都配有備用帶。

The cool design on the bottom of the straps means they're hard to break.

肩帶底部的酷炫設計意味著它們不易折斷。

I'm sure some of you bastards will find a way to send them to Destination Eft.

我相信你們中的一些混蛋會想辦法把他們送到埃夫特目的地。

But I know you're gonna love them so get those pre-orders in.

但我知道你們會喜歡它們的，所以趕快預訂吧。

Link is in the top of the post description and the comments section.

鏈接在帖子描述頂部和評論區。

Cheers!

乾杯