Man, it was hard enough milking all those wolves.

天啊，給這些狼擠奶已經夠辛苦的了。

You only had to milk one, but the others look so left out.

你只擠了一個，但其他的看起來都被冷落了。

Now how are we going to get a fragment of a broken dream?

現在，我們該如何獲得一個破碎的夢的片段呢？

Dad's Elmore Gym membership card.

爸爸的艾爾摩健身房會員卡。

Very good.

非常好

Now for the last ingredient: a head of rosemary flower.

現在是最後一種配料：一頭迷迭香花。

Wait, did you say a head of rosemary flower or the head of rosemary flowers?

等等，你說的是迷迭香花的花頭還是迷迭香花的花頭？

A head of rosemary flower.

一朵迷迭香花

Probably should have asked before I started digging.

也許我應該在開始挖掘之前先問一下。

That was a lot easier.

那就簡單多了。

What now?

現在怎麼辦？

We should try it on something to make sure it works.

我們應該在某些東西上試試，以確保它能發揮作用。

There!

在那兒

Aim for that bee!

瞄準那隻蜜蜂！

Huh?

啊？

It works!

它很管用！

Come on, man, drink it.

來吧，夥計，喝了它。

We used all the best ingredients: swine gums, withered monkey hands, frog spawn.

我們使用了所有最好的原料：豬口香糖、枯猴手、青蛙卵。

Sounds tasty, but isn't it dangerous?

聽起來很美味，但不是很危險嗎？

Okay, the side effects may include total annihilation, a fate worse than total annihilation, and a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation.

好吧，副作用可能包括徹底毀滅、比徹底毀滅更糟糕的命運，以及比徹底毀滅更糟糕的命運。

But what if you actually survive it?

但如果你真的活下來了呢？

You make it sound so tempting.

你說得太誘人了。

But what about what my mom said about growing into myself and stuff?

但我媽媽說的 "成長為自己 "之類的話又是怎麼回事呢？

You would still be growing, but into a smaller self.

你仍在成長，只是變成了一個更小的自己。

You'd be obeying her technically, but not actually.

技術上你會服從她，但實際上不會。

I don't know if my mom will buy that.

我不知道我媽媽會不會買賬。

Well, then just do what everyone else does and blame it on rap music.

好吧，那就像其他人一樣，把它歸咎於說唱音樂。

What's rap music got to do with the shrinking potion?

說唱音樂和縮小藥水有什麼關係？

I don't know.

我不知道。

They're all called Lil' Something.

他們都叫 "小東西"。

Okay, I'm in.

好吧，我加入

I kind of expected something a little more dignified.

我還以為會更體面一點。

What was that now?

又是什麼？

Oh, sorry, I'm not usually allowed to use my voice at full volume.

哦，對不起，我通常不能用最大音量說話。

Now I'm normal!

現在我正常了！

I can do anything!

我無所不能！

I can run!

我會跑

But not very far, because I've never had to take more than two steps to get anywhere.

但不是很遠，因為我從來都是走兩步就到了。

But I can cycle!

但我可以騎自行車！

Wait, no, I can't.

等等，不，我不能。

I never learned!

我從沒學過！

I can play football!

我會踢足球

I can fit on a stretcher!

我可以躺在擔架上

I can kiss girls!

我會親吻女孩

I can get knocked out by girls.

我可以被女孩打倒。

And have boyfriends!

有男朋友

I can see what people look like up close!

我可以近距離看到人們的模樣！

And I don't like hair!

我不喜歡頭髮！

I can finally use public transport!

我終於可以使用公共交通工具了！

I can taste people's smell!

我能品嚐到人們的味道！

I can be like everyone else!

我可以像其他人一樣

And I can make up for not being able to do this for five years!

我可以彌補五年來無法做到這一點的遺憾！

I can be like everyone else!

我可以像其他人一樣