Name: 萬斯泰勒-斯威夫特的支持並不重要 | 特朗普的畫冊 | 拜登戴上 MAGA 帽 (Vance: Taylor Swift’s Endorsement Doesn’t Matter | Trump’s Picture Book | Biden Dons MAGA Hat)
Uploaded: 2024-09-15T12:46:00.000Z
Duration: 12 min 11 s

Welcome to The Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

歡迎收看《深夜秀》我是主持人 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特

Ladies and gentlemen, this country is still abuzz about Tuesday's night debate when Kamala Harris shook Donald Trump's hand, then handed him his ass.

女士們，先生們，週二晚上的辯論會上，卡馬拉-哈里斯（Kamala Harris）與唐納德-特朗普（Donald Trump）握手，然後把他的屁股交給了他，這個國家仍在為之沸騰。

It was... it was, I got to say, it was, uh...

這是......這是，我得說，這是，呃......

Also, a very public curb-stomping, because Tuesday's debate was watched by 67.1 million people, making it...

同時，這也是一次非常公開的 "踩踏"，因為週二的辯論有6710萬人收看，使其成為...

making it the most-watched TV show in the United States since the Super Bowl.

使其成為自 "超級碗 "以來美國收視率最高的電視節目。

That makes sense, because the winner of the Super Bowl and the debate were both endorsed by Taylor Swift.

這是有道理的，因為超級碗和辯論的獲勝者都是由泰勒-斯威夫特（Taylor Swift）代言的。

斯威夫特的代言並沒有那麼好。

We admire Taylor Swift's music, but I don't think most Americans, whether they like her music or fans of hers or not, are gonna be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests, uh, and-and the problems of most Americans.

我們欣賞泰勒-斯威夫特的音樂，但我不認為大多數美國人，無論他們是否喜歡她的音樂，是否是她的粉絲，都會受到一個億萬富翁名人的影響。

Good point. God knows the last thing Americans need is a billionaire celebrity fundamentally disconnected from the interests and problems of most Americans.

說得好。天知道美國人最不需要的是一個從根本上與大多數美國人的利益和問題脫節的億萬富翁名人。

Vance, thank you for your service, Gwyneth.

萬斯 謝謝你的服務 格溫妮絲 Vance, thank you for your service, Gwyneth.

Both Trump and Vance say they don't care about Taylor Swift's Harris endorsement.

特朗普和萬斯都說他們不在乎泰勒-斯威夫特的哈里斯代言。

And the surest way to know someone doesn't care is when they keep telling you how much they don't care.

知道一個人不在乎的最可靠方法，就是他一直告訴你他有多不在乎。

I mean, I-I don't care... I don't care that...

我是說，我不在乎...我不在乎...

I don't care that Julie married a dentist named Chet Marinacci who lives at 272 Willis Avenue, is into scuba diving, and has a labradoodle named Nugget.

我不在乎朱莉嫁給了一個叫切特-馬里納奇（Chet Marinacci）的牙醫，他住在威利斯大道 272 號，喜歡潛水，還養了一隻名叫 "納吉"（Nugget）的拉布拉多犬。

And just a reminder, in a CNN poll taken immediately after the debate, 63% said Harris won, and 37% said Trump won.

需要提醒的是，在辯論結束後立即進行的 CNN 民意調查中，63% 的人認為哈里斯獲勝，37% 的人認為特朗普獲勝。

Which... which, of course, just means that 37% of Americans don't own TVs.

這......這當然只是意味著 37% 的美國人沒有電視。

Despite this reality, Trump says he won, posting,

儘管現實如此，特朗普卻說他贏了，併發布了消息、

People are just starting to give me credit for having a great debate.

人們剛剛開始為我的精彩辯論點贊。

The voters and voter polls showed it, but the fake news media wasn't giving the credit that was due.

選民和民意調查都表明了這一點，但假新聞媒體卻沒有給予應有的肯定。

Now they are seeing the results with independent voters, evangelicals, and more, and saying,

現在，他們看到了獨立選民、福音派以及更多選民的結果，他們說、

All right, but wow can mean a lot of different things.

好吧，但 "哇 "有很多不同的含義。

Oh, you graduated the top of your class? Wow!

哦，你以全班第一名的成績畢業了？哇哦 Wow！

You spent the valedictorian speech shouting about people eating pets?

你在告別演說中大喊人們吃寵物？

Now, no matter what he says publicly, it sure seems like Trump knows he lost that debate, because earlier today, he truthed this.

現在，無論他公開說什麼，特朗普似乎都知道自己輸掉了辯論，因為今天早些時候，他說了這樣一句實話。

Comrade Kamala Harris and Crooked Joe have destroyed our country.

卡馬拉-哈里斯同志和歪嘴喬毀掉了我們的國家。

You know... you know J.D. Vance is gonna try to keep Trump away from Springfield, Ohio, now, because he is clearly a little scaredy cat.

你知道......你知道J.D.萬斯現在會試圖讓特朗普遠離俄亥俄州的斯普林菲爾德，因為他顯然是個膽小鬼。

Not all, but not all of Trump's pals are blowing smoke up his ample keister.

不是所有，但也不是所有特朗普的朋友都在給他吹牛。

就拿小肯尼迪來說，他在福克斯新聞上說過這樣的話。

I think that, uh, Vice President Harris clearly won the debate in terms of her delivery, her polish, her organization, and her preparation.

我認為，哈里斯副總統顯然在辯論中獲勝，她的表達、她的修飾、她的組織和她的準備都很出色。

Surprisingly cogent analysis from Kennedy there.

肯尼迪的分析出人意料地有說服力。

Is it possible that he ate a second, smarter brain worm?

他有沒有可能吃了第二條更聰明的腦蟲？

I think on substance, uh, President Trump wins.

我認為在實質問題上，特朗普總統勝出。

Anyone who thinks Trump won that debate on substance is clearly on a substance.

任何認為特朗普在辯論中勝出的人，顯然都是有內涵的。

Of course, Bobby Jr. recently endorsed Trump, so Neil Cavuto asked him if he has any regrets.

當然，小鮑比最近支持了特朗普，是以尼爾-卡武託問他是否後悔。

Just to be clear, then, Robert, you are not changing your mind, uh, or fearing that you hooked up with the wrong horse here.

羅伯特，我只是想說清楚，你並沒有改變主意，呃，也沒有擔心自己上錯了馬。

RFK Jr. would never hook up with a horse.

小肯尼迪絕不會和一匹馬勾搭在一起。

He would wait in the bushes till the horse was hit by a car.

他會在灌木叢中等待，直到馬被車撞倒。

Today, sure, in some cultures, it's perfectly nor... a nice baguette.

今天，當然，在某些文化中，這也完全不是......一根漂亮的法棍。

Uh, today, Trump was in the swing state of Arizona, and the Arizona GOP welcomed him with a billboard that said, eat less kittens, vote Republican.

今天，特朗普來到搖擺州亞利桑那州，亞利桑那州共和黨用一塊廣告牌歡迎他，上面寫著：少吃小貓，投共和黨一票。

But why are you seizing on Trump's most embarrassing moment of the debate and using it for a campaign ad?

但你為什麼要抓住特朗普在辯論中最尷尬的時刻，並將其用於競選廣告？

After Biden's debate, you didn't see billboards saying,

拜登辯論結束後，你沒看到廣告牌上寫著：

I don't know where I am, vote Democratic.

我不知道我在哪裡，投民主黨一票吧。

With the election less than two months away,

距離大選還有不到兩個月的時間、

Donald Trump is bringing back one of his go-to scams, and it's the digital trading cards, which are online illustrations of Trump doing some of his favorite hobbies, business construction on the moon, business cowboy basketball, and cowboy business inspector gadget.

唐納德-特朗普（Donald Trump）又帶來了他最常用的騙術之一，那就是數字交易卡，這是特朗普從事他最喜歡的一些愛好的在線插圖，包括月球上的商業建築、商業牛仔籃球和牛仔商業檢查員小工具。

But Trump's biggest and latest cash cow is a coffee table book with over 300 pages of photos, like this pic of Trump signing a washing machine.

不過，特朗普最大、最新的搖錢樹是一本咖啡桌上的書，裡面有 300 多頁照片，比如這張特朗普在洗衣機上簽名的照片。

And you can buy that washing machine at the Home Despot.

你可以在 Home Despot 購買洗衣機。

我和 PC Richard 都恨我的兒子們。

And on that washing machine photo, the caption on that photo is,

在那張洗衣機的照片上，標題是

I withdrew from the Trans-Pacific Partnership and ended the disaster known as NAFTA, replacing it with a brand-new USMCA, the best trade deal ever made.

我退出了《跨太平洋夥伴關係協定》，結束了被稱為 "北美自由貿易協定 "的災難，取而代之的是一個全新的《美中經貿協定》，這是有史以來最好的貿易協定。

That, of course, is not to be confused with the caption under the photo next to it.

當然，這不能與旁邊照片下的說明相混淆。

how incompetent do you have to be to use the same caption twice?

你得有多無能才能把同一個標題用兩次？

這本書其實是唐納德-特朗普寫的。

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