Name: 這位廚師讓羅傑叔叔閉嘴？(張大衛炒飯） (This Chef Tell Uncle Roger To SHUT UP? (David Chang Fried Rice))
Uploaded: 2024-08-14T11:07:05.000Z
Duration: 14 min 24 s

情態副詞

What I'm going to make today is probably going to make the people that are the authenticity police be like what the hell are you making?

我今天要做的東西可能會讓那些鑑定警察覺得你到底在做什麼？

程度副詞

They should just shut up. It's just, it's very easy.

他們應該閉嘴。這只是，這很容易。

What? Is he talking about me? Did David Chang just ask Uncle Roger to shut up?

什麼 他在說我嗎張大衛剛剛讓羅傑叔叔閉嘴了？

Haiyaa, Nephew David. The world need authenticity police like Uncle Roger.

你好，戴維侄子。世界需要像羅傑叔叔這樣的正直警察。

Otherwise, we're going to let people like Jamie Oliver destroy all our food.

否則，我們就會讓傑米-奧利弗這樣的人毀掉我們所有的食物。

Today, we're going to review David Chang, the inventor of chili crunch.

今天，我們來回顧一下脆皮辣椒的發明者張大衛。

For these and nephew who don't know, earlier this year, Nephew David tried to trademark the word chili crunch.

對於這些人和不知道的侄子來說，今年早些時候，戴維侄子曾試圖將 "chili crunch "這個詞註冊為商標。

Yeah, chili crunch. Random Asian ingredient he also can trademark.

是的，辣椒脆。他還能將隨機的亞洲配料註冊為商標。

Nephew David caused biggest stir in Asian community since COVID.

侄子大衛在亞裔社區引起了自 COVID 以來最大的轟動。

And by the way, this is going to be Uncle Roger's final egg fried rice review because I hear he's going to trademark fried rice next.

順便說一句，這將是羅傑叔叔最後一次點評蛋炒飯，因為我聽說他接下來要把炒飯註冊為商標。

Just kidding. I love egg fried rice so much, even my latest hoodie got myself eating egg fried rice on there. Fuiyoh.

開個玩笑。我太喜歡吃蛋炒飯了，就連我最近穿的連帽衫上都印著我自己吃蛋炒飯的樣子。Fuiyoh.

The text even got 3D effect. But the coolest thing is this front patch interchangeable.

文字甚至還有 3D 效果。不過，最酷的還是這個可更換的前貼。

Can say niece, can say nephew also. So go to UncleRogerMerch.com right now and buy.

可以說是侄女，也可以說是侄子。現在就去 UncleRogerMerch.com 購買吧。

There's going to be no wok hei. I'm not trying to do anything.

Just want to make something tasty and quick. Okay, fried rice is made in my house.

只想做點好吃又快捷的東西。好吧，炒飯是我家做的。

Okay, okay. He admit no wok hei. Fine. Because he cooking at home, don't have high power burner.

好吧，好吧他承認沒有炒菜好吧因為他在家做飯，沒有大功率的爐灶。

Okay, fried rice is made in my house almost every day, right?

好吧，我家幾乎每天都做炒飯，對吧？

We almost always take the rice cooked from the day before and roll it into breakfast of some sort.

我們幾乎總是把前一天煮好的米飯捲起來，做成某種早餐。

Mmm, that correct. Uncle Roger miss having rice for breakfast.

嗯，沒錯。羅傑叔叔很懷念早餐吃米飯的時光

Western country, nobody here eat rice for breakfast.

在西方國家，這裡的人早餐都不吃米飯。

They eat dumb bullshit like, like bagel. Haiya. Bagel is just shitty donut.

他們吃的都是狗屁百吉餅海雅百吉餅就是低劣的甜甜圈

First, I'm just going to peel these. Finish peeling these.

首先，我要剝開這些。剝完這些

Mmm, shrimp good fuiyoh. This going to be atas breakfast.

Atas is Malaysian slang for bougie. For rich people, pretentious. That how we say.

Atas 是馬來西亞俚語，意為 "有錢人"。指有錢人，自命不凡。我們就是這麼說的。

Another new word to learn for niece and nephew.

侄女和侄子又要學一個新詞了。

Fuck Duolingo. Uncle Roger teach you new language.

去他媽的 Duolingo。羅傑叔叔教你新語言

Actually Duolingo, please sponsor Uncle Roger.

事實上，Duolingo，請贊助羅傑叔叔。

Uncle Roger want to work with the big bird. One orange, one green. It going to be great.

羅傑叔叔想和大鳥一起工作。一個橙色，一個綠色會很棒的

The only reason I'm deciding to use this is if I didn't have any of this stuff, I would...

我決定使用它的唯一原因是，如果我沒有這些東西，我會...

Show the shrimp. Show his face for what? Okay, okay.

把蝦拿出來露什麼臉？好吧，好吧

Cut back to shrimp. What the hell? Who this camera guy? Show the food. Haiya.

切回蝦。搞什麼鬼？這個攝像師是誰？把食物拿出來海雅

...eating pokunpap. You know, my mom would make every kind of fried rice.

......吃 pokunpap。我媽媽會做各種炒飯

Pokunpap, Korean for fried rice. ...all the time.

Pokunpap，韓語炒飯的意思。......一直都是。

What, what, what, what with that shaky camera? Who you getting to film this video?

那搖晃的攝影機是怎麼回事？你找誰來拍這段視頻？

Okay, cutting up shrimp. Haiya, film from other angle. Now his hand blocking everything.

好，切蝦海雅，換個角度拍現在他的手擋住了一切

If I had a couple strips of bacon, I'd use this.

如果我有幾條培根，我就會用這個。

Leftover steak from the night before, this would be going in.

前一天晚上剩下的牛排，就可以放進去了。

Okay, bacon and leftover steak. I guess that okay, because he say he making leftover fried rice. Just whatever in fridge.

好吧，燻肉和剩牛排。我猜也行，因為他說他做的是剩炒飯。冰箱裡有什麼就做什麼

But sometimes you don't always want to cook with only leftover food.

但有時你並不總是想只用剩下的食物做飯。

You want to have all the options. That's why this video is sponsored by ExpressVPN.

你想擁有所有的選擇。這就是本視頻由 ExpressVPN 贊助的原因。

Like, did you know Netflix has just over 6,000 titles for people in US, but they have over 17,000 shows and movies worldwide?

比如，你知道 Netflix 在美國只有 6,000 多部作品，但在全球卻有 17,000 多部節目和電影嗎？

ExpressVPN is an app that helps you change location to over 100 countries in the world and help unlock content. So you can use phone or computer, travel to other countries and watch movies available somewhere else.

ExpressVPN 是一款應用程序，可以幫助你將位置更改為世界上 100 多個國家，並幫助你解鎖內容。是以，你可以使用手機或電腦，前往其他國家觀看其他地方的電影。

Like if you want to watch my favorite movie, Everything, Everywhere, All at Once, but you live in UK, it's not there. With ExpressVPN, just press one button, change location to USA. Now niece and nephew can watch our Malaysian queen, Auntie Michelle Yeoh.

比如你想看我最喜歡的電影《Everything, Everywhere, All at Once》，但你住在英國，那就看不到了。有了 ExpressVPN，只需按一個按鈕，就能把地點改到美國。現在，侄女和侄子可以看我們的馬來西亞影后楊紫瓊阿姨了。

Maybe Uncle Roger want to see what the hell is this TV show, The Chinese Restaurant 7.

也許羅傑叔叔想看看《中餐廳 7》這部電視劇到底是什麼鬼。

I just changed location to Hong Kong, and Uncle Roger can see all kind of celebrity mess up Asian cooking. And this not just for Netflix,

我剛把地點換到香港，羅傑大叔就能看到各種明星把亞洲烹飪搞得一團糟。這不僅僅是為了 Netflix、

ExpressVPN work with Disney+, Hulu, BBC iPlayer, any streaming service that use geo-blocking.

ExpressVPN 適用於 Disney+、Hulu、BBC iPlayer 以及任何使用地理位置限制的流媒體服務。

Now ExpressVPN giving out extra three month free with special link just for Uncle Roger.

現在，ExpressVPN 為羅傑叔叔提供額外三個月的免費服務，並提供特別鏈接。

So go to expressvpn.com slash Uncle Roger and get three extra month free. Link in description.

是以，請訪問 expressvpn.com slash Uncle Roger，獲得額外三個月的免費服務。鏈接在說明中。

I'm never making like fried rice at home at least.

至少我從來沒有在家做過這樣的炒飯。

Okay, chili good. And plastic chopping board, see?

好的，辣椒不錯還有塑膠砧板，看到了嗎？

That how you know nephew David come from professional kitchen.

這樣你就知道大衛侄子來自專業廚房了。

They all use plastic chopping board because that's the secret to good egg fried rice, microplastic.

他們都用塑膠砧板，因為這就是做好蛋炒飯的祕訣--微塑膠。

And now everything out of focus. Is your camera guy's TV wonder? Haiyaa.

現在一切都失焦了。你的攝影師的電視有問題嗎？海雅

Can't even tell what that is. I think that garlic.

我都不知道那是什麼。我覺得是大蒜

Replay a bit. Yeah, yeah. Okay. That definitely garlic.

回放一下好的 好的 Yeah, yeah.好的 那絕對是大蒜 Okay.這絕對是大蒜。

Part of how I think about home cooking is having your pantry, having your kitchen, having your kitchen.

我對家庭烹飪的部分理解是，有自己的儲藏室，有自己的廚房，有自己的灶臺。

Part of how I think about home cooking is having your pantry, having your staple set of things that you can always depend on.

我對家庭烹飪的部分看法是，你要有自己的儲藏室，有一套你可以隨時依賴的主食。

My salts. Of course he gonna pluck all his own thing.

我的鹽他當然會拔光自己的東西

Momofuku is David Chang brand, very successful in America.

Momofuku 是張大衛的品牌，在美國非常成功。

But Uncle Roger see this design, it feel expensive already.

但羅傑大叔看到這個設計，感覺已經很貴了。

Anytime that any food brand that try to mimic handwriting, you know it gonna be expensive.

任何時候，如果有食品品牌試圖模仿手寫體，你就知道它一定會很昂貴。

Let's see how much it is. $12 for 8 ounces. Haiyaa, that's so expensive.

讓我們看看它的價格。8盎司12美元好貴啊

Lee Kum Kee soy sauce, $3 for twice the size.

李錦記醬油，兩倍份售價 3 美元。

And his pantry starter pack, $55. If you're gonna spend this much money, just go buy Uncle Roger hoodie. Let Uncle Roger rip you off instead, okay?

還有他的茶水間入門包，55 美元。如果你要花這麼多錢 就去買羅傑叔叔的連帽衫吧讓羅傑叔叔來宰你，好嗎？

And what the hell restaurant grade even mean?

Anything is restaurant grade if you don't give a shit about customer.

如果你對顧客不屑一顧，任何東西都是餐廳級別的。

The things you're gonna need, cooking oils, something sweet, sugar, agave, whatever.

你需要的東西，食用油，甜的東西，糖，龍舌蘭之類的。

一旦我知道我有這個能力，那麼...

Show the food, he tossing. Don't show his face.

把食物拿出來，他在折騰。別露出他的臉

好，很好，很好蝦放進去，很好

Show the food. This camera guy in love with nephew David.

展示食物這個攝像師愛上了侄子大衛。

Haiyaa, why you stir with little spoon like that?

海雅，你為什麼要這樣用小勺攪拌？

Sure, I know, it not nonstick pan, you can use metal.

當然，我知道，這不是不粘鍋，你可以用金屬鍋。

But don't teach people like this. People gonna use this technique, they're gonna burn themselves. Use long ladle or spatula, don't use this teaspoon.

但不要這樣教人人們用這種方法會燙傷自己的用長勺或鏟子 不要用這個茶匙

I took some, I had some leftover scallions.

Some leftover scallions, a knob of Anaheim chili, and I think five...

一些吃剩的蔥花、一勺子阿納海姆辣椒，以及我想的五個...

This is my impression of nephew David, cameraman.

這是我對攝影師侄子大衛的印象。

There are war zone footage out there that look less hectic.

有一些戰區的鏡頭看起來不那麼緊張。

And with that sound effect some more, just say it, MSG.

再配上那聲音效果，說吧，味精。

Uncle Roger opening my own restaurant in September.

羅傑叔叔將在九月份開一家我自己的餐館。

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