Seriously?

認真嗎？

Yes, seriously.

是的，認真的。

I have a boyfriend.

我有男朋友了。

Not what I asked.

我問的不是這個。

Put the money in the bag.

把錢放進袋子裡。

I get it.

我懂了。

You saw me.

你看見我，

You were too nervous to talk to me, so you went home to grab a mask so you could talk to me.

你太緊張，不敢跟我說話，所以回家拿了個面具，好跟我說話。

But regardless, I have a boyfriend.

但不管怎樣，我有男朋友了。

Do I look nervous to you?

我看起來緊張嗎？

I don't care if you have a boyfriend.

我不管你有沒有男朋友。

Put the money in the bag or I'll shoot.

把錢放進袋子裡，不然我就開槍了。

Shoot what?

射什麼？

Shoot your shot?

射精嗎？

No, I'll shoot the gun that's in my hand.

不，我會用手中的槍射擊。

That's pathetic.

太可悲了。

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

Put your hands up!

把手舉起來！

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

You want me to put my hands up so I can submit to you?

你想讓我舉起雙手向你屈服？

Uh, newsflash, bucko.

呃，快訊，小子。

I only submit to my boyfriend, okay?

我只服從我的男朋友，好嗎？

I have a boyfriend.

我有男朋友了。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Don't put your hands up.

不要把手舉起來。

Just open up the register.

只要打開收銀台。

Hey, girl!

嘿，親愛的！

Oh my gosh, how was Coachella?

天哪，科切拉音樂節怎麼樣？

Uh, honestly, so lame this year.

老實說，今年太遜了。

Really?

真的嗎？

There's like nobody to see, honestly.

老實說，好像沒人好看。

Ew, gross.

噁心。

That's it right there! Give it to me!

夠了！把它給我！

Uh, excuse me.

不好意思吼。

Give you what?

給你什麼？

She has a boyfriend. - Yeah.

她有男朋友了。- 是啊。

Give me the money!

把錢給我！

Oh, he's such a broke joke.

哦，他真是個笑話。

I know, right? He's been in here all night.

我知道，對吧？他整晚都在這裡。

Can you just please tell her to give me the money?

你能不能讓她把錢給我？

That's all I'm asking.

我只要求這樣。

Excuse me?

你說什麼？

I have a boyfriend.

我有男朋友了唉。

Thank you.

謝謝。

All right, girl. I'll see you soon, okay?

好吧，女孩。回頭見，好嗎？

Bye, girl. Let me know if you're going out later, okay?

再見，如果你晚點要出去，告訴我一聲，好嗎？

Look, in no way am I trying to hit on you.

聽著，我絕不是想泡你。

Just please, just put the money in the bag and I'll be out of your way.

求你了，把錢放進袋子裡，我就不妨礙你了。

You'll never see me again.

你再也見不到我了。

Oh, so now you're playing hard to get, huh?

哦，你現在是欲擒故縱了？

Just like every other guy?

就像其他男人一樣？

Yeah?

是嗎？

You want me to chase after you, don't you?

你想讓我追你，是嗎？

Yeah?

是嗎？

I have a boyfriend.

我有男朋友了。

Come out with your hands up.

走出來把手舉起來。

We've got you surrounded.

我們已經把你包圍了。

I'm screwed.

我完蛋了。

Wow. Okay, so you got your friends to dress up like cops too and play along with this, huh?

哇，好喔，你讓你的朋友們也打扮成警察，一起玩這個遊戲，是吧？

Yeah?

是嗎？

Oh, okay.

哦，好喔。

I'm with him. I'm with him, everybody.

我跟他是一夥的，各位。

Should I put my hands up? Yes?

我應該把手舉起來嗎？是嗎？

You want me to play along?

你想讓我一起玩嗎？

What do I do? What do I do?

我該怎麼辦？我該怎麼辦？

I'll put my hands up. I'll play along, okay?

我把手舉起來。我陪你玩，好嗎？

Woo! Look at us.

Woo！看看我們。

We're robbing a store, everybody.

我們在搶商店，各位。

You and me. We're Bonnie and Clyde, yeah?

你和我，我們是邦妮和克萊德，對嗎？

All right. Give me this.

好了，給我這個。

Woo! Okay.

Woo！讚喔。

Oh, look, everybody. I have a gun. All right.

大家快看，我有槍。好耶。

Keep your hands where I can see them.

把手放在我能看到的地方。

Don't touch me.

別碰我，

Yeah, she's dumb.

她好蠢。

Don't move.

別動。

I have a boyfriend, okay?

我有男朋友了，好嗎？

Tell it to the judge.

去跟法官說吧。