What a scam!

真是個騙局！

You're so close!

你是如此接近！

Hey, we won!

嘿，我們贏了

Look at this, their signs aren't even real!

看看這個，他們的標誌甚至都不是真的！

What the heck?

搞什麼鬼？

Ding internet!

丁互聯網！

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

哦，夥計Oh, man.Oh, man.Oh, man.

Hey, kid, what's going on? What's wrong?

嘿，孩子，怎麼了？怎麼了？

If I don't have a steering wheel, I don't have a game. I'm gameless!

如果我沒有方向盤，我就沒有遊戲。我是沒有遊戲的！

There's only one steering wheel in the whole internet, and we blew our chance to get it!

整個互聯網上只有一個方向盤，我們失去了得到它的機會！

We blew it!

我們搞砸了

Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down.

嘿 嘿 嘿 冷靜點

We came here to save your game, and that's what we're gonna do.

我們是來拯救你的遊戲的，這就是我們要做的。

Right.

對

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay, yeah.

好吧

There you go.

這就對了。

Now look, all we gotta do is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moolah.

現在，我們要做的就是想辦法賺點小錢。

We're video game characters, Ralph. We don't have moolah.

我們是電子遊戲人物，拉爾夫我們沒有錢

Unless you can think of some magical way to get rich playing video games.

除非你能想出什麼神奇的方法，通過玩電子遊戲致富。

Wanna get rich playing video games?

想通過玩電子遊戲致富？

Click right here to find out how.

單擊此處瞭解方法。

Back off, papa.

退後 爸爸

Right this way, miss.

這邊請，小姐

Dang papa pluckers.

當爸爸的拔毛器。

Why's everybody gotta be so mean?

為什麼每個人都這麼刻薄？

Thank goodness you're still here.

幸好你還在

Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make $27,001 or she loses her game.

我和我朋友要在24小時內賺到27001美元 否則她就輸掉比賽

Yeah, can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games?

是啊，你能告訴我們如何通過玩電子遊戲致富嗎？

I, uh, you bet.

那還用說

Uh, come on, click here and I'll take you to my website.

來吧，點擊這裡，我帶你去我的網站。

Oh!

哦！

Oh, you got a ample carriage there, buster.

哦，你的車廂真寬敞，小傢伙。

Causing a little drag.

造成一點阻力。

Sorry.

對不起。

You're getting close to the edge.

你快到邊緣了

Huh?

啊？

You see the, the edge?

看到邊緣了嗎？

The edge!

優勢

By the way, my name's J.P. Spamly.

順便說一下，我叫J. P. Spamly。

And I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamly family.

歡迎兩位加入 Spamly 大家庭。

All right, step into my parlor.

好了，請進我的客廳

This is your website?

這是你的網站？

I know what you're thinking.

我知道你在想什麼。

Not to worry, my anti-virus guy was just here.

別擔心，我的反病毒專家剛剛來過。

Clean as a...

乾淨如...

Oh my gosh, that's embarrassing.

哦，我的天哪，太尷尬了。

Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess.

總之，我知道這有點亂。

Hey, Gordon!

嘿，戈登

But, uh, I do have a system here.

但是，呃，我這裡有一個系統。

I really do.

真的。

If I can just find that...

如果我能找到...

Gordon!

戈登

I just gotta find this list.

我得找到這份名單。

Oh, there you are.

哦，你在這兒。

These guys are looking to get rich playing video games.

這些人是想靠玩電子遊戲發財。

What do you, what do you got for them, partner?

你為他們準備了什麼，搭檔？

Fish, Wife's, Amulet, Wizard Quest, $3.

魚"、"妻子的"、"護身符"、"巫師任務"，3 美元。

Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, $5?

狐穴錘、殭屍十字軍東征，5 美元？

Now, those there are some of your more commonplace low-dollar items.

現在，這些都是一些比較普通的低價商品。

Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamly?

你能後退一下嗎，Spamly先生？

Um, you're saying if we find the golden cleats from Pro League Soccer, we find those and bring them back here to you, then a human being in the real world can get rich playing video games?

嗯，你是說如果我們找到了職業足球聯賽的金色鞋墊，我們找到那些並把它們帶回來給你，那麼現實世界中的人類就可以通過玩電子遊戲致富？

Yes, ma'am.

是的，夫人。

Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting.

歡迎來到令人興奮的戰利品狩獵世界。

Folks go into games, they harvest the most coveted items, and they sell them on my website to the highest bidder.

人們進入遊戲，收穫最夢寐以求的物品，然後在我的網站上出售，價高者得。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Okay, but here's the thing.

好吧，但問題是

We need, like, a buttload of money, so do you have any more lucrative items, maybe?

我們需要一大筆錢 你有什麼更賺錢的項目嗎？

Gordon!

戈登

Gordon!

戈登

Oh, there you are.

哦，你在這兒。

Thank you, buddy.

謝謝你，夥計。

You're the best.

你是最棒的

You're the best.

你是最棒的

Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy.

謝謝你 夥計你真是個好人

Is $40,000 lucrative enough for you?

4 萬美元對你來說夠豐厚嗎？

Whoa!

哇哦

Whoa, it's more than enough.

哇，綽綽有餘。

Well, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa who will pay 40 grand for Shank's car from a game called Slaughter Race.

我在愛荷華州得梅因市找到一個人 願意出四萬塊買 "屠殺競賽 "遊戲中香克的車

A racing game?

賽車遊戲？

That's right.

這就對了。

Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there.

屠殺競賽》是最受歡迎的在線賽車遊戲。

However, it is wicked dangerous.

然而，這也是非常危險的。

We ain't afraid of danger.

我們不怕危險

This kid's the best racer in the whole world.

這孩子是全世界最棒的賽車手

We'll get you that car, no problemo.

我們會幫你弄到車的，沒問題。