Yeah, we might interrupt his third breakfast.

是啊，我們可能會打擾他吃第三頓早餐。

Hey!

嘿！

Uh, hi, guys.

你們好

What's up?

怎麼了？

School was canceled.

學校停課了。

What's that on your lips?

你嘴脣上是什麼？

Oh, I, uh...

哦，我...

I was just eating some, uh...

我只是在吃一些...

What's that awful stuff that's like fruit that people decorate plates with?

人們用來裝飾盤子的像水果一樣的可怕東西是什麼？

You mean a vegetable?

你是說蔬菜？

Uh, yes.

是的

That's what stained my lips: a verjitul.

這就是沾在我嘴脣上的東西：verjitul。

What kind?

什麼樣的？

A red... a red one?

紅色的......紅色的？

Okay, stop lying.

好了，別撒謊了。

We saw her.

我們看到她了

Who is she?

她是誰？

Uh, what's the name of those people that you pay to make your skin cry until you're thin?

那些花錢讓你哭得皮包骨頭的人叫什麼名字？

A personal trainer?

私人教練？

That's it!

就是這樣！

She was reminding me I have to go to that place where the bicycles go nowhere.

她在提醒我，我必須去那個自行車無處可去的地方。

You mean the gym?

你是說健身房？

Yes, the gym.

是的，健身房。

And I'm late.

我遲到了

Okay, bye!

好的，再見

I don't think he's going to the gym.

我覺得他沒去健身房。

Because the only gym he goes to is Gym the Cashier at the donut store?

因為他唯一去的健身房是甜甜圈店的收銀員健身房？

No, I mean, yes, but also because that gym bag he grabbed was a woman's purse.

不，我是說，是的，但也因為他搶的那個運動包是個女式錢包。

Ooh, I'm going to the gym.

哦，我要去健身房了。

Liar!

金光黨

He's buying perfume for that woman.

他在給那個女人買香水。

Maybe it's just for him.

也許只是為了他。

Yeah, sure, to hide the scent of his shame!

是的，當然，為了掩蓋他的羞恥氣味！

Shame!

真丟人

Ah!

啊！

That was close.

好險

He nearly saw...

他幾乎看到...

Huh?

啊？

I guess 4K is how far you have to stand away from the camera so you don't look like a photo from a dermatology textbook.

我猜 4K 是指你必須站得離鏡頭多遠，才不會看起來像皮膚病學教科書上的照片。

Where did he go?

他去哪兒了？

Huh?

啊？

Huh?

啊？

Look!

你看

It's the lady we saw at home!

就是我們在家裡看到的那位女士！

Well, hello, girls.

你們好，姑娘們

Let's eavesdrop.

我們來偷聽一下。

Ah, Samantha, finally.

啊，薩曼莎，終於來了

We've been waiting so long, Angela's clothes are back in fashion.

我們已經等了很久，安吉拉的衣服又開始流行了。

Better late than ugly, Maria.

遲來總比醜陋好，瑪麗亞。

A girl needs to make some effort for her man.

女孩需要為她的男人付出一些努力。

Samantha, darling, the last time you were a girl, men still had gills.

薩曼莎，親愛的，上次你還是個女孩的時候，男人還是有腮的。

So, when do we get to meet this elusive boyfriend of yours?

那麼，我們什麼時候才能見到你這位難以捉摸的男朋友呢？

Oh, he's not elusive, Angela.

哦，他不是難以捉摸，安吉拉。

He just doesn't like to answer questions straightforwardly and prefers changing the subject to avoid them.

他就是不喜歡直截了當地回答問題，而是喜歡轉移話題來回避問題。

Samantha, are you nervous because we might judge your new boyfriend?

薩曼莎，你緊張是因為我們會評判你的新男友嗎？

No, Violet, she's worried about how mimes place their orders at the drive-thru.

不，維奧萊特，她擔心的是啞劇演員如何在自助餐廳點餐。

Ah, you younger women are so demanding.

啊，你們年輕女人的要求真高。

So what if Samantha's boyfriend isn't around that much?

如果薩曼莎的男朋友不常在身邊呢？

As long as a man has a pulse and a smile, who cares?

只要男人有脈搏和笑容，誰會在乎呢？

I'd be so happy to get a man with either of those things.

如果能找到這樣的男人，我會非常高興的。

And at my age, I don't care which.

在我這個年紀，我不在乎是哪個。

Do you think he might have a friend for me?

你覺得他可能會給我找個朋友嗎？

Yes, Violet, the Easter Bunny.

是的，紫羅蘭，復活節兔子。

Now, you listen here.

你聽著

My man does exist.

我的男人確實存在。

As a matter of fact, I'm meeting him in the park later.

事實上，我一會兒要去公園找他。

What the what?

什麼什麼？

Ah, this is taking forever.

啊，真費勁。

I've not got a lot of time.

我時間不多。

Skin and regrets, yes, but time, no.

皮膚和遺憾，是的，但時間，不是。

Do you think maybe he's running a little late?

你覺得他是不是遲到了？

No, Violet, he arrived on time.

不，維奧萊特，他準時到達了。

He just set our watches early for a prank.

他只是惡作劇地把我們的手錶調早了。

Oh, there he is.

哦，他來了。

Hello, sugar.

你好，糖

Hey, honey.

嘿，親愛的

How's your day been?

今天過得怎麼樣？

Oh, it makes my heart skip a beat to know that love can still blossom at our age.

哦，知道愛情在我們這個年紀依然可以綻放，我的心都要跳出來了。

Wait, that's two beats.

等等，這是兩個節拍。

Three.

三個

Somebody do something.

誰來做點什麼？

Oh, yeah, there it is.

哦，對了，就在那兒。

I can't believe it.

我簡直不敢相信。

Dad always said Mom was out of his league, but I never thought he'd want to get back down into his own league.

爸爸總說媽媽和他不在一個等級，但我從沒想過他會想回到他自己的等級。

What's that?

那是什麼？

A bombshell that just got dropped on us.

一顆重磅炸彈剛剛扔到我們面前。

Huh.

咦？

Always thought that was a metaphor.

我一直以為那是個比喻。

We know about Samantha.

我們知道薩曼莎的事

Oh.

哦。

Well, I guess you're bound to find out one day.

我想，總有一天你會發現的。

How do you feel about it?

你對此有何感想？

Oh, just great.

哦，太好了。

How do you think Mom would feel about it?

你覺得媽媽會怎麼想？

Well, she's not around in the day.

她白天不在。

I've got to find some way of keeping myself entertained.

我得想辦法讓自己娛樂一下。

Entertained?

娛樂？

Is it so bad that I have some fun?

我找點樂子有那麼糟糕嗎？

I enjoy the time I spend with my girls.

我很享受和女兒們在一起的時光。

Girls!

女孩們

Plural!

複數！

What difference does it make if it's more than one?

多於一個有什麼區別？

You maggot.

你這個蛆蟲

How many?

有多少？

Three at the moment, but you know, the more the merrier.

目前是三個，但你知道，越多越好。

I think I'm going to be sick.

我想我要吐了。

Our dad has a secret double life.

我們的爸爸有祕密的雙重生活。

Darwin, smash another plate.

達爾文，再砸一個盤子。

Hold on.

等一下

Dad, nab it.

爸爸，抓住它

I bought the paper ones.

我買的是紙質的。