Oh, hi, Vanessa!

哦，嗨，凡妮莎！

Dad, what are you doing?

爸爸，你在幹什麼？

Well, I'll be honest, I don't really understand.

老實說，我真的不明白。

But I fell down this hill.

但我從山上摔了下來。

Now I got glue on my hands and I got records on my fingers.

現在，我的手上沾滿了膠水，手指上沾滿了唱片。

What?

什麼？

Records on my fingers.

我手指上的記錄

I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop.

我的手指上都是唱片，根本停不下來。

Don't stop.

不要停

I can't stop.

我停不下來。

I got a platypus controlling me.

我被一隻鴨嘴獸控制了。

What?

什麼？

I got a platypus controlling me.

我被一隻鴨嘴獸控制了。

Now let me sum it up.

現在讓我來總結一下。

It was a strange set of circumstances.

這是一系列奇怪的情況。

Strange set of circumstances.

奇怪的情況

I fell down the hill.

我從山上摔了下來。

I got glue on my hands.

我手上有膠水

Now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop.

現在我的手指上都是唱片，根本停不下來。

Don't stop.

不要停

Don't stop.

不要停

Well, I would if I was able.

如果我能的話，我會的。

There's a platypus controlling me.

有一隻鴨嘴獸在控制我。

He's underneath the table.

他在桌子下面

There's a platypus controlling him.

有一隻鴨嘴獸在控制他。

What?

什麼？

Oh, I get it.

哦，我明白了。

Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down.

鴨嘴獸 "比喻讓你沮喪的事物。

Like corporations are a platypus.

就像企業是鴨嘴獸一樣。

The government's a platypus.

政府是個鴨嘴獸。

Your teacher is a platypus.

你的老師是鴨嘴獸

My teacher is a panda.

我的老師是一隻熊貓。

Society's a platypus.

社會是一隻鴨嘴獸。

My parents are a platypus.

我的父母是鴨嘴獸。

The media's a platypus.

媒體是隻鴨嘴獸。

It's all just propaganda.

這都是宣傳而已。

Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us.

是啊，我們都被鴨嘴獸控制著。

Just me.

只有我

We all got a platypus controlling us.

我們都被一隻鴨嘴獸控制著。

I'm stopping right here.

我就說到這裡。

We all got a platypus controlling us.

我們都被一隻鴨嘴獸控制著。

I'm not speaking metaphorically.

我不是在比喻。

The platypus controlling me is underneath the table.

控制我的鴨嘴獸就在桌子下面。

Wait.

等等。

Oh, wait, no.

哦，等等，不對。

He's gone.

他走了

Hey.

嘿。

There's no platypus controlling me.

沒有鴨嘴獸控制我。

There's no platypus controlling me.

沒有鴨嘴獸控制我。

Your dad's kind of cool.

你爸爸挺酷的

You're my punk rock boyfriend.

你是我的朋克搖滾男友

You're not supposed to think my dad is cool.

你不應該覺得我爸爸很酷。

It only matters that I think he's cool.

重要的是我覺得他很酷。

She thinks I'm cool.

她覺得我很酷

She thinks I'm cool.

她覺得我很酷

She thinks I'm cool.

她覺得我很酷