It's very nice, very cute.

非常漂亮，非常可愛。

It's like a little ASMR, you know, it's just really nice.

它就像一個小小 ASMR 影片，你知道，它真的很不錯。

This Japanese woman wakes up at 6 a.m. every day to make her working husband a bento box.

這位日本婦女每天早上 6 點起床，為她工作的丈夫做便當。

But I can't ask my venture capitalist girlfriend to make me a bento box.

但我不能要求我的風險投資女友去給我做便當吧。

I'm not an idiot.

我不是白痴。

I'm a sugar baby.

我是小白臉。

I know my role.

我知道自己的定位。

So instead of asking it directly, I just drop little hints.

因此，我不會直接問，而是給一些提示。

Like we'll be sitting on the couch together.

像是我們一起坐在沙發上，

I just pull out my phone and pretend I accidentally stumbled onto this video.

我會拿出手機，假裝我不小心偶然發現了這個影片。

I'm like, "Oh, what is this? Bento boxes? Oh my God. It's so cute. What is that?

我說：「哦，這是什麼？便當盒？天哪。太可愛了。那是什麼？

Like a rice ball shaped like a panda? Look. Look, look, look.

像熊貓形狀的飯糰嗎？ 你看看。

Wow. So she makes this every day for him?

哇。 所以她每天都為他做便當？

Wow. She must love him so much."

哇。她一定很愛他 。」

I thought I was being slick until she came out to one of my shows, and she heard this joke.

我以為我做的很巧妙，直到她來看了我的一場演出，聽到了這個笑話。

And she was really upset man and rightfully so, I was just up here talking shit, right?

她真的很生氣，理應如此，因為我就是在上面說些幹話，對吧？

We went home, we got into a big fight.

我們回家後，我們大吵了一架。

She was like, "Babe, that's bullshit. OK? If you want me to do something, why don't you just ask me directly?

她說：「寶貝，你那是在胡扯，好嗎？如果你想讓我做什麼，為什麼不直接問我？

If you really want somebody to make you bento boxes, why don't you just go find a Japanese woman?"

如果你真的想讓別人給你做便當，你為什麼不去找個日本女人？」

I'm like, "Babe, I'm sorry you feel that way. OK?

我說：「寶貝，我很抱歉讓你有這種感受，好嗎？

But I think you're missing the point.

但我覺得你沒抓到重點。

You don't have to be Japanese to make bento boxes."

你不一定得是個日本人才能做便當。」

That's right.

沒錯。

That's right.

這就對了。

So now I'm making her bento boxes every day. That's how I show my love.

所以我現在每天都給她做便當。這就是我表達愛的方式。