Name: 我說話輕聲細語真的不是在撩你啦！("Lost My Voice" - Trevor Noah - (It's My Culture))
Uploaded: 2023-10-15T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 8 min 28 s

It's my tea. I know it looks like a magic lamp but it's not, it's my tea.

這是我的茶。我知道它看起來像一個神奇的燈，但它不是，它是我的茶。

to 不定詞

I have to drink this as much as possible.

So it's true, this is sort of like my medicine.

這是真的，這有點像我的藥物。

But it wasn't like weekend lose your voice, it wasn't like, "Oh, what a great party, I lost the voice"

但這不是像週末失聲那樣，也不是像「哦，真是個盛大的派對，我失聲了。」

What happened was I was doing shows in New York.

事情是這樣的，我在紐約演出。

A whole lot of performances and then one day, in the middle of a show my voice disappeared.

很大的表演，然後有一天，在一場演出中，我的聲音突然消失了。

Out of nowhere, I was talking, talking, talking, talking and then, it's gone.

出乎意料，我一直在講話，講話，講話，然後，它消失了。

Now at first I thought it was just a small thing, it will go away,

起初，我以為這只是一個小問題，它會消失的，

but it didn't, it got worse every day, every day my voice got worse and worse.

但它沒有，它每天都變得更糟，聲音每天都變得越來越糟。

Finally I ended in New York and was coming back to South Africa through London.

最終，我離開紐約，通過倫敦返回南非。

So while I was in London I met a doctor there, a horrible doctor because his advice was, "Maybe you should just keep quite Trevor, yeah?

在倫敦的時候，我見過一位醫生，一位很糟糕的醫生，因為他的建議是：「也許你應該保持安靜，Trevor，對吧？」

maybe you should keep quite, keep quite for a few days and there after, what you should do is speak in a confidential voice, yes? Speak in a confidential voice."

也許你應該保持安靜，保持安靜幾天，然後之後，你應該用一種私密的聲音說話，對吧？用私密的聲音說話。」

That's what he told me to do, speak in a confidential voice.

這就是他告訴我的，用私密的聲音說話。

A confidential voice is basically you speaking very softly, very hum.

私密的聲音基本上是你非常輕聲細語地說話。

So basically everywhere you go you talk like this, you know what I mean?

所以基本上你走到哪裡都像這樣說話，你知道我的什麼意思嗎？

Basically like white people in the office *whispering*

基本上就像辦公室裡的白人 *耳語*

"No nothing, we're good here. See you guys at the braai, ha, ha."

「沒什麼，我們很好。在燒烤派對見，哈哈。」

Now, the problem with a confidential voice is that you have to lean in when you speak to people, right?

現在，私密聲音的問題是，當你對人說話時，你必須靠近他們，對吧？

One, I don't know why but if you speak softly or you whisper, people will whisper back to you.

第一，我不知道為什麼，但如果你說話輕聲細語，人們會對你耳語。

我不知道為什麼會發生這種情況。

I went into a shop, I was trying to buy a computer.

我進了一家商店，我試圖買一台電腦。

This guy comes at me and he says "Hey sir, how you doing, you good man? Are you good?"

有個人走向我，他說：「嘿，先生，你好嗎，一切順利嗎？你好嗎？」

I was like, "Hey yes, I just need to buy some computers, please."

我說：「嗨，是的，我只是想買一些電腦。」

"Oh, you looking at some of those laptops over there?"

「哦，你在看那邊的筆電嗎？」

I said, "Yeah, just some of the laptops."

我說：「是的，就是一些筆電。」

"Yeah, well over here we have a great range of computers."

「是的，這裡我們有各種優質的電腦。」

"What are you doing, why are you whispering?"

「你在做什麼，為什麼耳語？」

"No I am not whispering, I don't know what you mean."

「不，我沒有耳語，我不知道你在說什麼。」

It's like I am injured and now you are limping. What the hell is going on here?

就像我受傷了，現在你也在一瘸一拐的。這到底是怎么回事？

The second weird thing that happened was because I was speaking like this, some people thought I was trying to have sex with them.

第二個奇怪的事情是，因為我說話像這樣，有些人以為我試圖與他們發生性關係。

Yeah, it was weird for me at first and then I realise this actually was happening.

對我來說一開始很奇怪，然後我意識到這實際上是發生了。

The worst incident was when I was visiting friends of mine in Adderley, right?

最糟糕的一次是當我去探望我的朋友在 Adderley 時，

and I went to the Chicken Licken with my boys, we are hanging out.

我和我的朋友去了Chicken Licken，我們出門晃晃。

It's a normal day, we're just getting food, you know?

那是一個很平常的日子，我們只是在吃東西，你知道的嗎？

We walk up to the counter, the woman there said, "Welcome to Chicken Licken sir, can I take your order, please?"

我們走到櫃檯，那裡的女士說：「歡迎來到Chicken Licken，先生，我可以為您點餐嗎？」

I said, "I would like four pieces of chicken, please."

"I'm gonna give you the breasts and the thighs."

She was chasing me down the street, you know how scared I was running away holding my chicken screaming for help in a confidential voice?

她在街上追著我，你知道我多害怕，拿著雞肉跑著呼喊求救，以私密的聲音？

「幫助我，幫助我，幫助我。」

I come back to South Africa and I meet a doctor here, a voice doctor who happens to be one of the best in the world.

我回到南非，遇到了一位這裡的聲音醫生，他碰巧是世界上最好的。

And he does an exam of my voice, finds exactly what I have, hemorrhagic polyp.

他檢查了我的聲音，找到了我的問題，出血性息肉，

and he says we have to go in for surgery, which stresses me out, I go "What? We have got to go in for the surgery?"

他說我們必須進行手術，這讓我感到緊張，我說：「什麼？我們必須進行手術嗎？」

"Yeah Trevor, that is not helping. Just stop doing that."

「是的，特雷弗，這樣做不會有幫助。請停止這樣做。」

The doctor said, " I don't want to have sex with you so just stop doing that."

醫生說：「我不想與你發生性關係，所以停止這樣說話。」

Surgery. Surgery, you know how scared I was now? Surgery, it was stressful.

手術。手術，你知道我有多害怕嗎？手術，這是壓力山大。

The worst thing about the surgery was the process around the surgery.

手術最糟糕的地方是手術周圍的過程。

I wasn't allowed to speak for the week before the surgery and then after surgery, completely silent for one month.

在手術前一周我不被允許說話，然后手術後，完全無聲一個月。

No speaking, no whispering, no humming, no coughing or even sneezing. Nothing.

不說話，不耳語，不哼唱，不咳嗽，甚至不打噴嚏。什麼都不行。

You make no sound otherwise you will damage the voice after surgery, yeah.

你不能發出任何聲音，否則手術後會損壞聲音，是的。

Which seems easy for the first few days because you think it's fun, you're like, "Oh I will just keep quite, I will just be a mime."

起初幾天似乎很容易，因為你覺得這很有趣，你會說：「哦，我只是保持安靜，我只會做個默劇演員。」

And then it gets boring and then it gets difficult.

然後變得無聊，然後變得困難。

'Cause then you start meeting people what know you and want to have conversations.

因為你開始遇到認識你的人，想要交談。

Fans in the streets, friendly people, you know.

街上的粉絲，友善的人，你知道的。

White people were the best to me, I won't lie.

'Cause white people are impatient, I like that.

因為白人不耐煩，我喜歡這一點。

Yeah, white people have no time for anything. I have seen this.

是的，白人對什麼都沒有耐心。我見識過這一點。

White people don't like to wait, they are always in a hurry, always something to do.

白人不喜歡等待，他們總是趕時間，總是有事情要做。

They come up to me, "Hey Trevor Noah right, he Comedian?"

他們走到我面前，說：「嘿，Trevor Noah 對嗎，那個喜劇演員嗎？」

「哦，怎麼回事，你不說話了嗎？」

"Oh, no voice? All right. Cheers hey, bye."

「哦，沒有聲音？好的。嘿，再見。」

消失了。走出我的生活，沒有壓力。

I loved it, I loved it. It's great for me.

我喜歡這樣，我喜歡這樣。對我來說很棒。

Not so great for white people though, that's why they pay so much in traffic fines, yes.

對白人來說不太好，這就是為什麼他們要支付如此多的交通罰款。

Yes. It's true, if you guys where just more patient you wouldn't pay half as much.

是的，這是真的，如果你們更有耐心，就不用支付一半的費用。

Yeah, because black people hardly pay anything, hardly anything at all.

是的，因為黑人幾乎什麼都不用支付，幾乎什麼都不用支付。

Black people get to the traffic thing, you just relax the situation.

黑人在交通現場，你只需放鬆局勢。

That's what you do. You just relax everything, you just get there.

這就是你應該做的。你只需放鬆一切。

You know, the guy will come to your window,

你知道，那個人會來到你的車窗邊，

「嘿，給我你的駕照，兄弟！」

「嘿，兄弟，走，走，走，走。」

I have seen white people at roadblocks, they have no patience.

我見過白人在路障處，他們沒有耐心。

They get so angry it's like he did something wrong, you see them.

他們變得如此憤怒，就像他做了錯事一樣，你看到他們。