It's Megan Thee Stallion, aka the Hot Girl Coach,

and I am going undercover on the internet.

Ah.

[chilled music]

It's actually me.

Twitter, oh.

Jesus, mm.

I'm not ready for this.

[laughing]

'Ya honor ima freak [beep]' is my favorite line of 'WAP'.

Why is Meg in court explaining to a judge

why she a freak [beep]?

I'm just letting y'all know,

I will go say it in front of the judge.

Like, this is how true this is.

I'll put my right hand on it.

Ah.

[laughs quickly]

How you say this, quinoa?

Quor?

Kiora?

[laughing]

Quora.

Why is society so bothered by the song 'WAP'

by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion?

Girl, I don't know!

Why does me having a WAP offend you?

One year, it was bad to have a dry A-P.

So now y'all mad because we got wet ones?

Y'all men gotta make up y'all mind.

Twitter, what anime do you watch?

I am wholeheartedly curious.

I love My Hero Academia.

I love Attack on Titan.

I love Bleach.

Of course I love Naruto.

I'm watching Black Butler right now.

I'm watching Black Clover two.

I like Soul Eater, that one was fire.

Okay man, I just,

I watch a lot of anime, okay?

So Stallion, please explain why

everyone's saying you from San Antonio?

I am 100% from Houston, Texas.

But my mother was pregnant with me in Houston.

My grandmother is from San Antonio, and she was like,

you need to come have this baby in San Antonio.

So my momma drove to San Antonio,

had me in the hospital, and took me right back to the H.

Post it.

Okay, so I tweeted,

it's only like three more months left in 2020.

Yes God.

And he said,

so we are for sure 2021 gonna be that different?

Asking for the billions of people on this planet.

If I could see the future, I would tell you that answer.

But I can't.

So let's just pray that 2021 is going

to be better than 2020 has been.

This is insane,

like we thought we was gon' be flying cars by now,

and really everybody just tearing [beep] up.

Next.

Thee Stallion ain't got no tattoos?

I just peeped I never seen nothing on her body.

Girl, no,

I don't have any tattoos.

I've always been scared to get a tattoo

because my mom was always like,

don't you get a [beep] tattoo,

I'ma whoop your ass.

And I'll be like,

damn, alright.

So it's just always been in the back of my head.

Tattoos equal whooping.

Next.

Hey queen, your wing eyeliner be winging.

What's the trick?

Girl, you really got to have like a steady hand I guess,

and you really have to find the right eyeliner pencil.

I use liquid eyeliner.

And it has to be super pointy.

That is my key to success of drawing the perfect wing.

Submit.

What is the breed of your new dog?

Ten is a Cane Corso, and he is just amazing.

Four and Dos, my two little Frenchies,

they really be bullying him.

Like, they've been jumping him lately,

and I'm like,

y'all better enjoy bullying him while he's small

because in three more weeks he gon' be

way bigger than all of us.

Post it.

Wikipedia.

Megan originated the viral catchphrase

'hot girl summer' on social media.

She first used the phrase in a tweet on April 14, 2018.

Yeah, I did.

I mean, I really originated it in my head,

and then I put it on social media.

Doing real hot girl shit means just doing what you wanna do,

being the baddest B you can be,

and not caring what nobody got to say about it,

and just being unapologetically you.

Submit.

Megan Thee Stallion cites Beyonce, Pimp C,

Lil Kim, Biggie Smalls,

and Three 6 Mafia as her biggest influences.

Though this is true, I also said my mother.

Put that on there, Wiki.

Quora.

How did Megan Thee Stallion get her name?

I'm from Texas, and in Texas,

guys call girls that are thick,

fine, and tall stallions.

I saw this one thing on YouTube.

It was like,

Megan Thee Stallion calls herself the stallion

because she's the black stallion,

and she's in the illuminati,

and she about to come make the world end,

and I was like, why me?

So yeah, that was something dumb that I saw.

How good is Megan Thee Stallion as a singer?

[coughing]

♪ I used to think that I ♪

No, I'm just playing.

I'm not that good of a singer in my opinion,

but like, if you throw me in a booth,

you know?

Put a little sauce on it,

I think I sound pretty good.

[laughing]

I be singing my own hooks sometimes.

How did Megan Thee Stallion get famous?

Well, I like to think that I was famous

ever since I came out the womb.

But probably when I started doing a lot of ciphers.

Next.

Does Megan Thee Stallion write her own raps?

Yes, yes she does.

Growing up, I watched my mom write her own raps.

I definitely write my own music.

I love writing music.

What is the meaning behind the song

'Savage' by Megan Thee Stallion?

'Savage' is just like an extension of this real

hot girl shit that I be talking about.

I am a savage, and I am also classy,

and bougie, and ratchet.

And sassy, and moody,

and nasty, as y'all may know that by now as well.

So, you know,

I had to put it in a song.

Post it.

Does Megan Thee Stallion have a degree?

No I do not.

But I am working towards it,

and hopefully, fingers crossed,

I graduate 2021.

Next.

Instagram.

No seriously, it's actually me.

Where you get your nails done at girl?

My girl Coca come to my house and do my nails,

and she's fire.

Next.

This person said, damn,

how many dogs you got?

Girl, four.

I have Dos, Four,

Five and Ten.

[chilled music]

YouTube.

Y'all been saying crazy stuff on YouTube,

and I don't even really think it be y'all.

Like, I think it be like bots.

And I don't know where bots come from,

but y'all need to fix that.

It says, her complexion is flawless,

it looks like she's already wearing

foundation in the beginning.

What?

You know what's up, girl,

you know I had foundation on already.

See, I came with my brows and my base done.

This was an eye tutorial so I had to come naked on my eyes,

not my face.

But next time I'll take it from the beginning.

But thank you for that compliment,

it's really hard to get your complexion to look flawless.

Submit.

Why is nobody talking about her hair?

This woman can pull of any damn hairstyle, I swear to God.

Thank you, shout out to Kellen.

Next.

[laughs quickly]

But is it really a Meg song if she doesn't

say 'ah' at least five times?

No, it's not,

because I probably have said it five in the ad libs.

I come on the song like that.

I end the song like that.

Just so y'all know,

the little 'ah' just solidify that I'm

about to just go off on this.

Submit.

This has been, you know,

surprisingly pleasant.

That's it, I'm signing off the internet.

Ah.

[chilled music]