Never do that again in your whole entire life.

在你的整個一生中，永遠不要再這樣做。

Oh gosh.

哦，天哪。

I agree.

我同意。

I can do better.

我可以做得更好。

Are you crying?

你在哭嗎？

No, it's, I've always personally felt like I'm cool.

不，是，我個人一直覺得我很冷靜。

I just think that everyone around me has a different perspective.

我只是認為，我周圍的每個人都有不同的觀點。

Hi, my name is Joanne, Joanne.

你好，我叫喬安，喬安。

What is your favorite Starbucks drink?

你最喜歡的星巴克飲料是什麼？

If you go to school, I like the passion tango Lemonade.

如果你去學校，我喜歡激情探戈檸檬水。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

What are your hobbies?

你有什麼愛好？

I like to dance.

我喜歡跳舞。

Can you show us your best dance moves?

你能向我們展示你最好的舞蹈動作嗎？

No music, no music.

沒有音樂，沒有音樂。

Hey, you know music?

嘿，你懂音樂嗎？

I don't know music.

我不懂音樂。

Oh gosh.

哦，天哪。

Oh, thank you guys.

哦，謝謝你們。

You're really pretty.

你真的很美。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

I didn't get all cools, but that's okay.

我沒有得到所有的酷，但這沒關係。

I'm so cool.

我太酷了。

In my own heart, my name is Alexa.

在我自己的心裡，我的名字是Alexa。

I am excited.

我很興奮。

I'm a little bit worried.

我有點擔心。

I just can't imagine a situation where they're like, I really approve.

我只是無法想象一種情況，他們會說，我真的贊成。

How many followers do you have on instagram?

你在instagram上有多少粉絲？

I don't have an instagram.

我沒有Instagram。

Social media's, I don't have any social media.

社交媒體的，我沒有任何社交媒體。

Okay, Okay.

好的，好的。

Your shoes are kind of beat.

你的鞋子有點破。

Um, I don't like beat shoes.

嗯，我不喜歡打鞋。

I don't mind your outfit.

我不介意你的裝束。

So yeah, I don't, I don't like mine.

所以是的，我不，我不喜歡我的。

The outfit.

這套衣服。

Like the shoes are a little beat up, but like a little, oh my God, I was only thinking about appearance, I am cool with myself.

就像鞋子有點破損，但就像有點，哦，我的上帝，我只是考慮到外表，我對自己很冷靜。

I was initially excited to do this because I'm raising a middle schooler and so for me, I'm gonna test the material out.

我最初很想做這件事，因為我正在撫養一箇中學生，所以對我來說，我要測試一下這些材料。

I want to see if maybe some of this stuff is going to work on my daughters.

我想看看這些東西是否對我的女兒們有幫助。

Do you have kids?

你有孩子嗎？

Yeah, you're like, you're like the cool dad, That's what you are.

是的，你就像，你就像一個很酷的爸爸，這就是你。

What are you saying that you're not a cool dad?

你在說什麼，你不是一個很酷的父親嗎？

I couldn't tell you if I'm a cool dad or not because if you ask my daughter, she'd be like, no, Alright.

我不能告訴你我是不是一個很酷的爸爸，因為如果你問我女兒，她會說，不，好吧。

I've gotta I'll do some dad jokes.

我得我做一些爸爸的笑話。

This is the worst.

這是最糟糕的。

All right, knock knock.

好了，咚咚咚。

Who's there Britney Spears, Britney Spears?

誰在那裡小甜甜，小甜甜？

Who knock knock?

誰在敲敲打打？

Who's there?

誰在那裡？

Oops, I did it again.

哎呀，我又做了。

Did that, did that work.

這樣做了，這樣做了。

I love you.

我愛你。

You are amazing.

你真了不起。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Um, Your personality is amazing.

嗯，你的個性是驚人的。

You're funny.

你很有趣。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Now you're making me the middle school boys could never you are an amazing person.

現在你讓我的國中男生可以永遠不 你是一個了不起的人。

Yeah.

是的。

You'd be like the best dad.

你會像最好的父親一樣。

You're saying he's not cool.

你是說他不酷。

How dare you.

你怎麼敢這麼說。

Honestly, I don't know.

說實話，我不知道。

You're like a really nice person, but I feel like you're like embarrassed.

你就像一個非常好的人，但我覺得你就像一個尷尬的人。

I could do some more work.

我可以再做一些工作。

Right?

對嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

I think it went great.

我認為這很順利。

I mean, these kids are fun.

我的意思是，這些孩子很有趣。

They really wanted to kind of intimidate everybody and I think they recognized that they were wielding a lot of power.

他們真的想恐嚇每個人，我認為他們認識到他們在揮舞著很大的權力。

You know what they all said?

你知道他們都說什麼嗎？

I was nice and and for me that was that was pretty good.

我很好，對我來說，那是相當好的。

I just put it anywhere.

我只是把它放在任何地方。

I think they might think I'm trying too hard.

我想他們可能認為我太努力了。

Like, I really thought about this outfit.

比如，我真的考慮過這套衣服。

I'm not gonna tell them that?

我不會告訴他們這些吧？

I'm only telling you guys that what's your name?

我只是告訴你們，你叫什麼名字？

My name is B.

我的名字是B。

E.

E.

A.

A.

Where did you get the jacket from?

你從哪裡得到這件夾克的？

So I made this jacket.

所以我做了這件夾克。

You collected all the patches?

你收集了所有的補丁？

Yeah.

是的。

Well kind of, I bought a vintage lot of patches on Ebay and then some of them were like, my dad was volunteered at this fire station in college.

好吧，我在Ebay上買了很多古老的補丁，然後其中一些就像，我父親在大學時在這個消防站做志願者。

I am in love with your jacket.

我愛上了你的夾克。

I think it's so cool how you made it yourself jacket is fired.

我認為你自己做的外套被解僱了，這太酷了。

Yeah, I like, I like your personality and you're also very pretty.

是的，我喜歡，我喜歡你的個性，你也非常漂亮。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

That's so cool.

這真是太酷了。

Thank you guys.

謝謝你們。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Cools across the board which I was kind of surprised by, but they really weren't as ruthless as I thought they were gonna be.

全局的冷靜讓我有點吃驚，但他們真的不像我想象的那樣無情。

I'm scared but I feel like it could be humbling, you know, and maybe it's time to hear some hard truths.

我很害怕，但我覺得這可能是謙卑的，你知道，也許是時候聽到一些艱難的事實了。

It's your name.

這是你的名字。

My name is lizzie.

我的名字是麗茲。

I like to read books and reading.

我喜歡看書和閱讀。

It's just kind of boring and you don't like doing anything else.

這只是有點無聊，你不喜歡做其他事情。

I like skiing, like winter skiing and waterskiing.

我喜歡滑雪，喜歡冬季滑雪和滑水。

Okay.

好的。

So then like why read books?

那麼就像為什麼要看書？

Yeah, I agree.

是的，我同意。

I can do better.

我可以做得更好。

So so friday night, you know, you don't want to be a party pooper.

是以，星期五晚上，你知道，你不想成為一個派對的破壞者。

So you're like, you know what, let me get on the dance floor.

所以你就說，你知道嗎，讓我到舞池裡去。

What are you gonna start doing?

你要開始做什麼？

Just like a little bit of Oh okay, hurt my knees.

就像一點點哦好吧，傷害我的膝蓋。

Okay.

好的。

At least you did it never do that again in your whole entire life.

至少你做到了，在你的整個一生中再也不會這樣做了。

No, no, never, not once.

不，不，從來沒有，一次也沒有。

Sorry, I dropped it.

對不起，我把它丟了。

I came out of there alive with a cool rating and boy did they get me?

我從那裡活著出來，得到了一個很酷的評價，而孩子們也得到了我？

I probably can't ever handle something like that again.

我可能再也無法處理這樣的事情了。

You know, I'm really not a kids person, middle school boys.

你知道，我真的不是一個孩子，中學生男孩。

My worst nightmare.

我最糟糕的噩夢。

I think I'll get three cools, but realistically I, your hair is cute.

我想我會得到三個酷，但現實中我，你的頭髮很可愛。

Thanks wow.

謝謝你哇。

I like that you live the Rhode island.

我喜歡你住在羅得島。

No, I just have this shirt.

不，我只是有這件襯衫。

So um, what are some of your hobbies?

那麼，嗯，你的一些愛好是什麼？

Um, I like to eat food.

嗯，我喜歡吃東西。

I like to travel.

我喜歡旅行。

I like to watch tv.

我喜歡看電視。

Okay, I think that's all I do.

好吧，我想這就是我所做的一切。

Damn, that's kind of sad.

該死的，那是一種悲哀。

Prime.

擎天柱。

Netflix, hulu, peacock or paramount who I might go prime.

Netflix、hulu、peacock或paramount，我可能會選擇prime。

No.

沒有。

What do you like to do?

你喜歡做什麼？

Like during your free time?

比如在你的空閒時間？

Um, like go home lay in my bed and watch tv.

嗯，比如回家躺在我的床上看電視。

Nothing else.

沒有別的了。

No netflix and chill.

沒有netflix和chill。

Like there's no one to chill with.

就像沒有人可以一起寒暄。

I don't know me first.

我不知道我先。

You crying.

你在哭。

No, it's fine.

不，這很好。

Oh no, I'm good.

哦，不，我很好。

I'm good hit on my childhood trauma from mom, you know, she just wants me to God be dating, you know, africa.

我很好地打擊了我的童年創傷，從媽媽那裡，你知道，她只是想讓我上帝是約會，你知道，非洲。

Ah I got three knocks one second.

啊，我有三個敲門聲，一秒鐘。

Lot of judgments.

判斷的地段。

A lot of immediate judgments.

大量的即時判斷。

I don't think they like me and I don't think I like them.

我不認為他們喜歡我，我也不認為我喜歡他們。

I'm a little nervous.

我有點緊張。

Middle schoolers are kind of terrifying.

初中生是有點可怕的。

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

Hi, what's your name?

嗨，你叫什麼名字？

My name is Skyler.

我的名字是斯凱勒。

You look like you're into zodiac signs.

你看起來像是對十二星座感興趣。

I am.

我是。

Do you like crystals?

你喜歡水晶嗎？

I'm not a crystal person.

我不是一個水晶人。

What do you like to do for fun?

你喜歡做什麼來消遣？

Are usually like reading, you have great energy and I just think you're like such a nice person and very positive.

平時喜歡讀書，你有很大的能量，我只是覺得你像這樣一個好人，非常積極。

I think you're a very nice person, very cool.

我認為你是一個非常好的人，非常酷。

But books ah sneeze, I'm sorry, you know what?

但是書啊打了個噴嚏，對不起，你知道嗎？

Two out of three?

三人中的兩人？

I'll take it.

我要了。

I got two out of three.

我得到了三個中的兩個。

The only reason I didn't get the third cool was because I liked books and I know kids they've got other things to worry about like that's fine.

我沒有得到第三個酷的唯一原因是我喜歡書，我知道孩子們他們有其他事情要擔心，就像那很好。

This was very like validating and I can go and tell my friends from middle school, I think I'm cool.

這很像驗證，我可以去告訴我國中的朋友，我覺得我很酷。

Thanks for watching cool or not cool.

謝謝你的觀看，不管是酷還是不酷。